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the_Laird
Sex God
Read this the other day and it made me chuckle aloud
In light of recent terror attacks, the French press have reported that the French government has raised its terror alert level from Hide to Run.
The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s only white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military.

Now before the PC Brigade jump all over me (unless they are feeling exceptionally horny!!) :twisted: I have absolutely nothing against the French, after all they did invent my favourite type of kissing. passionkiss
Got me thinking, as you do, the French gave us kissing so what have other countries around the world contributed to our favourite past time???????? hump 69position
Calista
Sex God
Quote by the_Laird
Read this the other day and it made me chuckle aloud
In light of recent terror attacks, the French press have reported that the French government has raised its terror alert level from Hide to Run.
The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s only white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military.

Now before the PC Brigade jump all over me (unless they are feeling exceptionally horny!!) :twisted: I have absolutely nothing against the French, after all they did invent my favourite type of kissing. passionkiss
Got me thinking, as you do, the French gave us kissing so what have other countries around the world contributed to our favourite past time???????? hump 69position
Isn't greek slang for anal sex?
Cx
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by the_Laird
Read this the other day and it made me chuckle aloud
In light of recent terror attacks, the French press have reported that the French government has raised its terror alert level from Hide to Run.
The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s only white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military.

Now before the PC Brigade jump all over me (unless they are feeling exceptionally horny!!) :twisted: I have absolutely nothing against the French, after all they did invent my favourite type of kissing. passionkiss
:
I thought the joke was very funny, Laird - only problem is I don't like the feeling that I'm chuckling at something that George Bush would also find funny. :cry:
Dune
Casanova
I suppose its down to the French again:
French letters
lol :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
The Swedes vegetable sex
The Belgians chocolate to accompany sex lol
Aussies filatio (going down under) rolleyes
New Zealand Sheep :shock:
The TURKS a solution for easy artificial insemination :arrow:
and finally
Nottingham for lesbians (if it still is the place that women outnumber men 3-1)
Sorry but hard question
i avoided the obvious re inflatable dolls :roll:
Unknown User
Quote by MikeNorth
Read this the other day and it made me chuckle aloud
In light of recent terror attacks, the French press have reported that the French government has raised its terror alert level from Hide to Run.
The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s only white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military.

Now before the PC Brigade jump all over me (unless they are feeling exceptionally horny!!) :twisted: I have absolutely nothing against the French, after all they did invent my favourite type of kissing. passionkiss
:
I thought the joke was very funny, Laird - only problem is I don't like the feeling that I'm chuckling at something that George Bush would also find funny. :cry:
Ah but the great Winston Churchill would also chuckle at that 'un, as would the not-so-great-but-equally-manly Maggie Thatcher! lol
northwest____cpl
Sex God
Quote by Dune
I suppose its down to the French again:
French letters
lol :lol: :lol:

The French call them capots Anglais. :lol: :lol: :lol:
You're right about the Greek calista.
Chief_Kaiser
Sexpert
Brazil has given us a particularly nice hair style
mattmoleman
Sex God
A little elaboration on Moorhoppers here.
The Ozzy kiss? It's like the French kiss but down under.
Must admit my favourite type of kissing. redface
Where did the phrase hikkies come from? Never thought of it before this thread. rolleyes
MikeNorth
Sex God
I can think of two islands in the world which have made a (sort of) contribution to sex:
Java... to chatrooms lol
and Lesbos.
Dune
Casanova
Quote by cfcuk2004
Brazil has given us a particularly nice hair style

I prefer the californian :shock: :shock: :shock:
Unknown User
The cowgirl from America
The rodeo, same thing.
The Roman Empire for well publicised orgies.
America again for most of our porn.
Unknown User
Quote by bigDewi69
The cowgirl from America
The rodeo, same thing.
The Roman Empire for well publicised orgies.
America again for most of our porn.

And America, not just for making a load of porn, but for then being very sensationalist about it and making it more popular than it ever was!
God bless the American religious right wing!
Unknown User
Quote by Tra-n-Lee
The cowgirl from America
The rodeo, same thing.
The Roman Empire for well publicised orgies.
America again for most of our porn.

And America, not just for making a load of porn, but for then being very sensationalist about it and making it more popular than it ever was!
God bless the American religious right wing!
Yeah, God bless those poor Christians :grin:
No-one else will.
alwaysagentleman
Warming the Bed
for their caps
and the christians for the missionary position though India gave us the kamra sutra surprised
Unknown User
Russia gave us footy half time sex while still having time to go for a wee and open another beer.
Brazil gave us the get you down bra.
Chile gave us sex in the snow
Jordan gave us sex on couple of space hoppers
Nepal gave us those useless little bits on the ends of womens breasts that will not receive radio one no matter how much you twiddle them.
Yugoslavia gave us the first sub/dom argument.
Thailand gave us ... well, you can work that one out for your bloody selves.
lhk
Kat
postie
Sex God
Uganda is a reference to some kind of sexual activity in Private Eye magazine ( though i have never understood what or why... redface )
Japan helped shorten the explanation of " loads of fella's wanking over someone's face" with bukkake.
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by postie
Uganda is a reference to some kind of sexual activity in Private Eye magazine ( though i have never understood what or why... redface )
.

Good old Wikipedia comes up trumps again!
The magazine has a number of running in jokes, often accessible only to those who have read the magazine for many years:
The phrase "Ugandan relations" (or "Ugandan discussions" or "Ugandan affairs"), for example, is a Private Eye euphemism for illicit sex, usually while carrying out a supposedly official duty. According to the Dictionary of Contemporary Slang by Tony Thorne the phrase is "said to stem from a party at which a female journalist was alleged to have explained an upstairs sexual encounter by saying 'We were discussing Uganda.' (Idi Amin's regime was in the news at the time.)"