Conversations you just don't want to have...

13 Mar 2010

Met my folks at the park and ride this morning to save them coming through town with the rugby traffic so I could take them to the airport. I get in the car and my mum tells me that there are some carrots and some celery in the bag in the boot for Digby and she's lent me some movies on DVD and then she says (in front of my dad) "oh and there's some KY there, I don't know what they've done to it but it's not right and I don't like it so you can have it"
:shock:
I don't want to be having a conversation about lube with my mum under any circumstances, never mind in front of my dad!! rolleyes

I was like right... erm... thanks. redface

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Tell me I'm not alone in these random, totally inappropriate conversations with my olds?

13 Mar 2010

Not a subject that I would normally add value to (I do try to add value, contrary to popular myth).
However, I am intrigued by the reference to "Digby" - what sort of pet is he? or does it refer to Mr DG being a vegitarian?
Plim

13 Mar 2010

Quote by Plimboy
Not a subject that I would normally add value to (I do try to add value, contrary to popular myth).
However, I am intrigued by the reference to "Digby" - what sort of pet is he? or does it refer to Mr DG being a vegitarian?
Plim

:giggle:
Digby is my french lop house bunny! :mrgreen:

13 Mar 2010

'mum'
' yes son'
' please can you get me some large condoms as they won't give me them at the c-card place and they just look at me funny'
' oh, ummmmmm when you say large...ummm do you need wider or longer?'
'both mum as the normal ones nip and are too short so I can't grab them when I am pulling out'
grim grim grim grim

13 Mar 2010

Quote by Dirtygirly
Tell me I'm not alone in these random, totally inappropriate conversations with my olds?

I think you just might be lol

Still, at least she made it clear that the carrots and celery were for the rabbit and not to go with the KY! :giggle:

13 Mar 2010

DG, you're not alone. My son and I have been talking since he was little. And sometimes others would consider it totally inappropriate. But we've always been honest and used 'dodgy' stuff on TV to start 'life' conversations.
Nowadays we just end up giggling half the time. biggrin

13 Mar 2010

Quote by Serendipity
Tell me I'm not alone in these random, totally inappropriate conversations with my olds?

I think you just might be lol

Still, at least she made it clear that the carrots and celery were for the rabbit and not to go with the KY! :giggle:

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Trust you!! :giggle: That really made me laugh! kiss

Splendid... I don't envy you that conversation at all! I don't understand why they won't dish them out to him at the C-card place though... he's being responsible after all (and clearly making someone happy!) :lol: Sorry! :mrgreen:

13 Mar 2010

My olds are building a house at the moment, visited them last week.
"Dad, what is the reinforced beam with a pully for?"
"Oh, its your Mum, she wanted one of those swing seat things in the bedroom"... I didnt delve any deeper!

13 Mar 2010

Quote by splendid_
' please can you get me some large condoms as they won't give me them at the c-card place

Am i just having a late night, tired, blond moment?
He gets condoms from the credit card company?

14 Mar 2010

I'm all chilled on my bed....
Mother Walks in to bedroom.... Looks down on the floor
Me: 'Mum, What Are you Looking at ??'
Mother: 'Oh I thought that was a small vibrator on the floor but its only your mascara !!'
Me: ' Well i wouldn't leave things like that laying on the floor!'
Mother: 'I know you have a suitcase'
Me: 'GET OUT !'
when ever there are suitcase in a shop she just looks at me and smiles !!!
Dear O Dear Me !!