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My new job ..... great been lazy sat around all summer.
So decided to get a job .having left my last job in july
Ok lazy but fun for so long... 2nd day in my new job at an adult education center .
Everything went ok 1st day but today i had to show how to start the potters wheel .
Not having used one for god knows how many years i was a little worried.
So befor the lesson i had a go all went well till infront off the whole class i sat down you Guessed it bloody seat collapsed id forgot to tighted the screw .
So theres me legs akimbo on the floor how embarrased was i redface .
Everybody burst out laughing me included anyway ill be week needlecraft hehe i hope rolleyes
Quote by debz4u
My new job ..... great been lazy sat around all summer.
So decided to get a job .having left my last job in july
Ok lazy but fun for so long... 2nd day in my new job at an adult education center .
Everything went ok 1st day but today i had to show how to start the potters wheel .
Not having used one for god knows how many years i was a little worried.
So befor the lesson i had a go all went well till infront off the whole class i sat down you Guessed it bloody seat collapsed id forgot to tighted the screw .
So theres me legs akimbo on the floor how embarrased was i redface .
Everybody burst out laughing me included anyway ill be week needlecraft hehe i hope rolleyes

just don't sit on your bodkin next week..... quite a big prick :grin:
mmm sit on your head but its to big :grin:
tut tut tut tut ................not like you debz to forget a screw lol
Next week for gods sake remember the thimbles so you don't get any unwanted pricks surprised
Lynn
:shock: omg yeah
at least you found the funnyside as i did when i ran into the patio doors and split my nose,u gotta laff,still got a pic of mark my nose made as it slid along the glass.
bet your class are easy to get along with now
I take it that thankfully you hadn't gone commando!!!
Now that would have been embarassing but fuck me you would have been the most popular woman in that school in no time at all!!!!
(Oh and I am not saying that you aren't the most popular.. you may well be!!!)
Needlecraft deb? Be careful, you wouldn't want to get a prick in your fingers would you? Or would you?? biggrin
i think the class were a bit hard faced debz.....
at least 1 of the women could of admired your underwear.....deflating the whole episode immediately..
Quote by debz4u
My new job ..... great been lazy sat around all summer.
So decided to get a job .having left my last job in july
Ok lazy but fun for so long... 2nd day in my new job at an adult education center .
Everything went ok 1st day but today i had to show how to start the potters wheel .
Not having used one for god knows how many years i was a little worried.
So befor the lesson i had a go all went well till infront off the whole class i sat down you Guessed it bloody seat collapsed id forgot to tighted the screw .
So theres me legs akimbo on the floor how embarrased was i redface .
Everybody burst out laughing me included anyway ill be week needlecraft hehe i hope rolleyes

And the week after - Witchcraft!
Dam i wore jeans biggrin bloody glad i did that day lol and no i didnt get any pricks at all :cry:
Quote by debz4u
My new job ..... great been lazy sat around all summer.
So decided to get a job .having left my last job in july
Ok lazy but fun for so long... 2nd day in my new job at an adult education center .
Everything went ok 1st day but today i had to show how to start the potters wheel .
Not having used one for god knows how many years i was a little worried.
So befor the lesson i had a go all went well till infront off the whole class i sat down you Guessed it bloody seat collapsed id forgot to tighted the screw .
So theres me legs akimbo on the floor how embarrased was i redface .
Everybody burst out laughing me included anyway ill be week needlecraft hehe i hope rolleyes


Mmmmmmmmm! I'll be looking forward to that one! wink
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Ya so funny lol

Mmmmmmmmm! I'll be looking forward to that one! wink
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debz can you get a few of us to enrol on your course it sounds a right giggle! biggrin
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count me in, although im not yet sure i trust her with needles.
when are you softer teaching sessions for wimps like me?
Needlecraft :shock:
She might stitch the cushion she's making to her leg confused
I will give it a miss thanks might wait for your ermmmmm
cooking lessons, now what on earth could go wrong with that :eeek: lol
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Needlecraft :shock:
She might stitch the cushion she's making to her leg confused
I will give it a miss thanks might wait for your ermmmmm
cooking lessons, now what on earth could go wrong with that :eeek: lol


Yikes! I think I'll stick with the needle craft! wink
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roasted cockroaches :uhoh: yuk!!
Suppose they would be nice and crunchy though and be quite a nice dessert covered in chocolate confused
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roasted cockroaches :uhoh: yuk!!
Suppose they would be nice and crunchy though and be quite a nice dessert covered in chocolate confused

:shock:
you don't have many dinner guests do you sharon! wink
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