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Hullo!
Ive spoken to a few of you guys in the chat room, and have be intructed (ordered) to post a message to say hello!
Well, I wint go into all about me on here, but my ad is on http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-37324.html
so go and have a look! All is revealed!
Loadsa love,
Chris
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Welcome aboard Chris
Dawn :silly:
If you see Fred or Wilma, ignore them BOTH rotflmao
ooh, ta ! nice and quick! lol
Chris
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Hmmmmmmm, a pervy teen who likes bondage, school uniforms and vibros - who said Xmas only comes but once a year - welcome aboard :twisted:
If you're ever in Lancs and want to learn what kinky really is, look me up :twisted: wink
Pervy? Noooo! Bondage, vibrators and schooluniforms? Yes please!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:twisted: 8) :twisted: 8) :twisted: 8) :twisted: 8)
Hiya Stamford Guy,
Welcome to the playroom,
Blue, you are smiling much too much lately, it is scaring me.
Ive spoken to a few of you guys in the chat room, and have be intructed (ordered) to post a message to say hello!

Is this a new chatroom punishment? :shock: "You bad boy, Go and stand in the Cafe until I tell you to come back in" wink
lhk
Kat
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Is this a new chatroom punishment? :shock: "You bad boy, Go and stand in the Cafe until I tell you to come back in" wink

If it is then it's pretty harsh - people don't seem to realise that the cafe door doesn't open from this side - theres no escape !
Carpathian
Well, depends what else goes with the punishment! Lol
Mmm, reminiscing- my last girlfriend, vibrators, school uniforms, erotic novels! Gawd, I really miss it! I want it again!
Chris
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Welcome StamfordGuy!
What a nice boy he is too!
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Would you believe that while I'm typing this I have three young men up my stairs trying on tarty outfits, deciding what to wear tomorrow night. They have decided against school girl though sad , I'm going to go and check their progress in a minute :twisted:
Call me kinky - yes!
Indeed, there is no escape from the cafe - the door is locked and the key is in the hands of only a few :twisted:
Yup, thats true! The archetypal nice guy! Rather shy and nervous, but hopefully you guys can help a bit!
Chris
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Well, if anyone's got 3 young women trying on school uniforms, please send them my way, I'll happily take care of them! :twisted: :twisted:
Chris
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Would you believe that while I'm typing this I have three young men up my stairs trying on tarty outfits, deciding what to wear tomorrow night.
Yours, or theirs?
MY tarty outfits????? Are you having a laugh, what tarty outfits do you think I possess?????? :shock: They are trying on my partner's tarty outfits actually. I went to inspect and they looked very nice indeed. One is wearing a PVC basque and little black skirt and another is wearing a PVC skirt and fishnet stockings. I can't wait til tomorrow :twisted: They have not yet agreed to let me take some shots of them for my web site, but I'm working on it :twisted:
They have not yet agreed to let me take some shots of them for my web site, but I'm working on it
Working on it being - "Stand still and don't move while I take a picture"
in chorus "Yes Blue"
lhk
Kat
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Meninblackissosososexyandtempting
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They're coming round to get tarted up at 4pm tomorrow. I will be escorting them through the village, complete with my whip, just before 6pm. They will then spend the rest of the evening serving drinks at the local pub. If you want to see them in all their glory, go and see for yourselves :twisted: - they're expecting lots of tips, so take some cash with you lol . If I can get some pics they will appear on my web site as a novelty new year page 8)
Riiiiight..........ok........I think I'll pass, not really my scene!
Enjoy!
Chris
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Meninblackissosososexyandtempting

KAT - It's NOT German!!!
rotflmao :happy: :happy: :rotflmao:
rotflmao :rotflmao:
:P
:happy: :happy: :happy: kiss
Blue...Where's this pub then???
I need an excuse to get this bloody helmet off lol
:happy: :happy: BIKERGUY!!!! Welcome back!!
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Biker - welcome back!!!! The little pub is in the little village where I live and they are in for a BIG shock :twisted:
Thanks Jags...Thanks Blue....I sooo good to be missed smile
Not been far really, just too busy with work. I can't log on there 'cos all the websites are checked and they don't take too kindly to me wasting their time rolleyes
Anyway...you all seem to have been having fun without me. What happened to GFZ??? I can't seem to find it. I might just be out of practice though :)
Hiya Biker
GFZ sort of fell into disuse, then I was away for a couple of weekends and it never got opened. Might be time for a re-launch though. Except - I have no idea what day it is today, when is Friday?? confused :? :?
lhk
Kat
Kate - Fritag!!
lol x xx
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Kate - Fritag!!
lol x xx

No Jags - Freitag kiss
BG - welcome back, enjoy the New Year!! :beer:
And Blue - is there something I should know about this village pub?
Mal
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Typo... and I should know better too!!
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Was trying to pretend that I wasn't born in germany and can't read write or speak the wretched language - damn it