CRAZY ideas, Don't want to miss this one

8 Jun 2005

had to share this with you :P

8 Jun 2005

Hey looks aren't everything lol

8 Jun 2005

hahahaha true longhandle8 lol

:lol:

8 Jun 2005

I'm sure I've seen that last pic on an advert. :shock: lol

8 Jun 2005

She looks very absorbant - you never need to worry about sticky patches with a gal like that.

8 Jun 2005

now if you give her a love bite she woudent go shooting out the window would she! :grin:

8 Jun 2005

Is that a lufa sponge in photo 7???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

8 Jun 2005

all that money men spend at the sex shop and all they needed was a few towles :giggle:

8 Jun 2005

a do it yourself quick shag
japanese style

8 Jun 2005

Aint it always the same, after following the instructions to the letter I've still got some bits left over.

8 Jun 2005

Feck me dave is there no end to your talents :shock:
You can read Japanese as well :shock:
Mine is going quite well, I have been working on it all day now and have progressed to the third stage lol

8 Jun 2005

I did not know that they were available from Ikea!!

8 Jun 2005

Quote by warwick
Feck me dave is there no end to your talents :shock:
You can read Japanese as well :shock:
Mine is going quite well, I have been working on it all day now and have progressed to the third stage

I'm not as adept at it as I would to be warwick and I will confess to making a start on quick stir fry after reading section four wrong, but I was soon back on track.
I got a strange feeling of deje vu which nigh on stopped me, when I twisted the towels to shape the legs, with memories of a dodgy encounter in the coach park at Southend, with a large lady called Veronica, but that soon passed and I was able to finish the task.
It might well have been a better idea to finish my mock up in my hotel room this evening instead of doing it on my office floor, cos getting it past reception might lead to some embarrassment and an additional charge on the room, but I'm hopefull that they will agree with me that charging my companion for a full English, will not be necessary.

9 Jun 2005

Update
well I am at last finished amd I have to say pretty pleased with the results biggrin

indeed as davej has stated stage four was difficult and the burnt Wok and fried hair gell are indeed proof of that. in honesty I am not altogether convinced that Babelfish is all its cracked up to be :shock:
Nevertheless perseverance has left me with a fine objee da confused

now what the feck do I do with it :?:

9 Jun 2005

well i must say i am not impressed at all i have spent quite a few hours working on this even tried to get the instructions translated
and the bloody thing still looks like a sheep biggrin

one old mad welshman

9 Jun 2005

Oh now this is the perfect way to test out my bi side!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Or so I thought :undecided:

Quote by jah_2uk
well i must say i am not impressed at all i have spent quite a few hours working on this even tried to get the instructions translated
and the bloody thing still looks like a sheep
one old mad welshman

I know where you're coming from Jah confused

I started off well, really well :bounce: :smile2:

9 Jun 2005

:D :D :D lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Missy you buddy nutter :lol:
I dont normally laugh outloud , now everyone thinks Ive gone nuts :lol:

9 Jun 2005

:rotflmao:
at missy and her towelling chicken!

9 Jun 2005

now i know i really do have a problem
Missy`s chicken is better looking than my sheep :cry:
colin

9 Jun 2005

I can honestly say the dmn thing works a treat. After reassembling my mock up in my hotel room last night I surrounded it with some 'eye candy' just like in the instructions, with my picture collection of Noel Edmonds jumpers ...(hey we've all got our kinks) and had several minutes of frenetic fun before my 'towel girl' or Corinne as I've named her, started to come adrift. I have ordered a large box of staples to hold her together and will try again tonight.

9 Jun 2005

Well I looked at the instructions........................then I looked at Missys chicken and thought if I'm gonna do kinky, I may as well do really kinky, so I stuck with the chicken. :shock: wink

9 Jun 2005

Quote by easy
Well I looked at the instructions........................then I looked at Missys chicken and thought if I'm gonna do kinky, I may as well do really kinky, so I stuck with the chicken. :shock:

...and was it similar to a real chicken or did you feel the difference?

9 Jun 2005

As long as he didnt Taste the Difference :shock:
ok ok all right allready Ill fetch my coat redface

ps Missy thought it was a duck :!:

9 Jun 2005

Quote by warwick
As long as he didnt Taste the Difference :shock:
ok ok all right allready Ill fetch my coat
ps Missy thought it was a duck :!:

I've just had at P.M warwick as they didn't really wanna post it, but apparently if you pour one of them homepride chicken sauces over your towels then the taste is remarkably similar :shock:

9 Jun 2005

So *THATS* Where KFC Gets its chicken from

9 Jun 2005

Quote by davej
Well I looked at the instructions........................then I looked at Missys chicken and thought if I'm gonna do kinky, I may as well do really kinky, so I stuck with the chicken. :shock:

...and was it similar to a real chicken or did you feel the difference?
Well as I'm allergic to chicken feathers, I was pleased that there was no rash while playing with the towel chicken (although I could see prolonged "use" leading to a nappy-rash scenario :shock: ) and I didn't get as many pecks from the towel one either. :smug:
But as the old saying goes, women (or in this case towel-chickens) are nice, but ya can't beat the real thing. :thumbup:
Ok feeling like something a little exotic now.
:karaoke:I feel like ostrich tonight, like ostrich tonight :karaoke:
*goes off to try and find a big enought towel to make an ostrich with*

9 Jun 2005

Once again, things started off well :bounce:

9 Jun 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Once again, things started off well :bounce:

Grrrrrr I can't bluddy make one
I followed the instructions to the letter :undecided:
And ended up with elephant woman!!!!!!!!!!! :eeek:

Misschief ...I could hug you... passionkiss

I was well away with me towelling woman, but was getting a right ear bashing from mrs davej about it and you......you....my angel, have just come up with a multi purpose towel shag, for couples....ohhh come ere...
thats the davej's off, to double up on the Elefluck.........

9 Jun 2005

Quote by davej
Misschief ...I could hug you... I was well away with me towelling woman, but was getting a right ear bashing from mrs davej about it and you......you....my angel, have just come up with a multi purpose towel shag, for couples....ohhh come ere...
thats the davej's off, to double up on the Elefluck.........

You and Mrs Davej are gonna spit roast a towling elephant??? :shock:
Well it's taken me all day to realise that my knowledge of Japanese is very limited, limited probably to the occasional menu or receipe :undecided: which could be where I've been going wrong :undecided:
Sooooooo by the Missy logical explanation - I can adapt said knowledge ..............
And I've made Cock!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
No no no, not chicken cock!!! I've made Cock ........ look :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :smile2:

Thing is, the time it's taken me - like all day! rolleyes

I could've put up an ad and had a meet with a real one! :doh: :roll:

9 Jun 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
And I've made Cock!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
No no no, not chicken cock!!! I've made Cock ........ look :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :smile2::

Can you also pull bunnies out of hats?
Ooohh Oooohh
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
While your there, can you do me one of these?

I bet your a wow at parties