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credit crunch blues ??? tips to beat it and save £££££££££££

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just a few ways to save that hard earnd cash :shock:
1..turn your pants or boxers inside out saves washing
2..cut matches down the middle with a razor blade you get two strikes
3..turn your socks inside out saves washing
4..wash your condoms you get miles out of them
4..If you live in a block of flats and the flat above you throws bread out for the birds collect it up and make a bread and butter pudding
5..when having a bath knock on next door ask them to share it with you saves water
6..dont use buses hitch a lift with your thumb girls ???? wear a short skirt allways works ?
7..when in a pub or club nick the toilet roll out of the toilet can save you a fortune and nick the soap
8..last but not least if you have a budgie let it go out the window it will save a fortune on seed and the budgie will fly south to keep warm anyway
tongue in firm cheek .....steve xx biggrin :D :D unless of course you know any better tips than mine ?
Sara_2006
Sex God
when wanting a meet ... get them to travel to you lol trawl the site asking for shags and saying you can accomodate lol or ask for a hotel and then to pay lol
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Quote by travlinmanukok
7..when in a pub or club nick the toilet roll out of the toilet can save you a fortune and nick the soap

When I was still at school I worked weekends in a busy seafront restaurant. Every Saturday an old lady would come in and sit all day with just a cup of tea. One day, on her way out she tripped and dropped her shopping bag.... out fell all the restaurant's toilet rolls. We always wondered why they always ran out at the weekend! ;-)
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8..last but not least if you have a budgie let it go out the window it will save a fortune on seed and the budgie will fly south to keep warm anyway

I wonder if that would work the same with kids? :lol2:
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Quote by Cubes
7..when in a pub or club nick the toilet roll out of the toilet can save you a fortune and nick the soap

When I was still at school I worked weekends in a busy seafront restaurant. Every Saturday an old lady would come in and sit all day with just a cup of tea. One day, on her way out she tripped and dropped her shopping bag.... out fell all the restaurant's toilet rolls. We always wondered why they always ran out at the weekend! ;-)
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8..last but not least if you have a budgie let it go out the window it will save a fortune on seed and the budgie will fly south to keep warm anyway

I wonder if that would work the same with kids? :lol2:Get the kids to go round their mates house bang on tea time :P :P :P most mums will say" do you want to stay for tea " obviously yes would be the answer and bang ...... 5 mates a week 5 meals saved , so if you have 2 kids 10 meals saved ??????
" every little helps" where have I heard that before .
steve xx aka fagin
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Quote by travlinmanukok
Get the kids to go round their mates house bang on tea time :P :P :P most mums will say" do you want to stay for tea " obviously yes would be the answer and bang ...... 5 mates a week 5 meals saved , so if you have 2 kids 10 meals saved ??????

worship
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Quote by Cubes
Get the kids to go round their mates house bang on tea time :P :P :P most mums will say" do you want to stay for tea " obviously yes would be the answer and bang ...... 5 mates a week 5 meals saved , so if you have 2 kids 10 meals saved ??????

worshipkiss my robe and shove a mars bar in to my pocket ......more money saved ....methinks I may ride out this recession with a profit .....
steve x alias fagin
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Quote by Cubes
Get the kids to go round their mates house bang on tea time :P :P :P most mums will say" do you want to stay for tea " obviously yes would be the answer and bang ...... 5 mates a week 5 meals saved , so if you have 2 kids 10 meals saved ??????

worshipanother tip :shock: If you have lots of sh friends on a social level , go round to their house every night for drinks etc using their electric their gas their nibbles thier tv dvd ( wear and tear) you will save a mint so 5 nights a week at friends house ???? :shock: your bank balance will be bulging ........hang on ? I have had couples do that when the going was good to me :shock: :shock: :shock:
steve alias fagin xx
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How about take the lightbulbs out of the kids rooms and charge them £1 per hour for having the use of them. Kids always seem to have spare cash.
Use teabags for at least 2 cups of tea, and leave the coffee in the filter (maybe add one more scoop) for a second pot.
Ask your neighbours to play your cd's really loud on their stereo so you can save electricity (they're going to do it anyway so it may as well be something you like).
If you like garlic and it starts to sprout, divide up the cloves and plant them (that is actually a useful one wink )
Go and give blood and take a little portion pack of biscuits or crisps home with you for a lunchbox filler.
Save even more money on washing underwear by going commando.
Thinking cap firmly on and I may be back :notes:
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Quote by Mrsgoggins
How about take the lightbulbs out of the kids rooms and charge them £1 per hour for having the use of them. Kids always seem to have spare cash.
Use teabags for at least 2 cups of tea, and leave the coffee in the filter (maybe add one more scoop) for a second pot.
Ask your neighbours to play your cd's really loud on their stereo so you can save electricity (they're going to do it anyway so it may as well be something you like).
If you like garlic and it starts to sprout, divide up the cloves and plant them (that is actually a useful one wink )
Go and give blood and take a little portion pack of biscuits or crisps home with you for a lunchbox filler.
Save even more money on washing underwear by going commando.
Thinking cap firmly on and I may be back :notes:
when going to a carvery ....take a tupperware box and fill it with veg from your plate then go back and fill up again :shock: licks my lips hhhhmmmmmmmmmmm :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
steve .....in fagin clothes xx
Sara_2006
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save water by having a shower ..... also wear your underwear and it gets washed as well
sara__john
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If ya smoke, smoke menthol, when ppl give them out accept, but they wont accept yours lol
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Quote by Sara_2006
save water by having a shower ..... also wear your underwear and it gets washed as well
heat your living room real easy :shock: buy a large bag of tea lights ( wilko for 100) they look good and 10 usually last 2 hours and will heat an average room nicely......
steve x ( a fagin skinflint) :shock:
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use a knitting needle to scrape all the greasy gunk from round the cooker and sink. These make excellent kebabs for the kids tea! lol
well_busty_babe
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use sandwich bags with an elastic band round the end as condoms.
can be dipped in the chip pan if lubrication is needed.
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Quote by travlinmanukok
just a few ways to save that hard earnd cash :shock:
1..turn your pants or boxers inside out saves washing
2..cut matches down the middle with a razor blade you get two strikes
3..turn your socks inside out saves washing
4..wash your condoms you get miles out of them
4..If you live in a block of flats and the flat above you throws bread out for the birds collect it up and make a bread and butter pudding
5..when having a bath knock on next door ask them to share it with you saves water
6..dont use buses hitch a lift with your thumb girls ???? wear a short skirt allways works ?7..when in a pub or club nick the toilet roll out of the toilet can save you a fortune and nick the soap
8..last but not least if you have a budgie let it go out the window it will save a fortune on seed and the budgie will fly south to keep warm anyway
tongue in firm cheek .....steve xx biggrin :D :D unless of course you know any better tips than mine ?

Ere...... Have you ever had a meet here? lol
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Quote by kentswingers777
just a few ways to save that hard earnd cash :shock:
1..turn your pants or boxers inside out saves washing
2..cut matches down the middle with a razor blade you get two strikes
3..turn your socks inside out saves washing
4..wash your condoms you get miles out of them
4..If you live in a block of flats and the flat above you throws bread out for the birds collect it up and make a bread and butter pudding
5..when having a bath knock on next door ask them to share it with you saves water
6..dont use buses hitch a lift with your thumb girls ???? wear a short skirt allways works ?7..when in a pub or club nick the toilet roll out of the toilet can save you a fortune and nick the soap
8..last but not least if you have a budgie let it go out the window it will save a fortune on seed and the budgie will fly south to keep warm anyway
tongue in firm cheek .....steve xx biggrin :D :D unless of course you know any better tips than mine ?

Ere...... Have you ever had a meet here? lol
er cough cough :shock: this was a tongue in cheek thread ....and yes had a few meets ...they knew the difference between being serious and a joke ?
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Don't waste money on a new carpet! :shock:
Get a couple of those sample squares from the carpet shop, loop two elastic bands through each of them and wear them like slippers. It saves on slippers too and feels like you are walking on a fresh new carpet!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: wink