Cringeworthy Moment

24 Jan 2005

Have you ever done or said something that makes you cringe when you replay it in your mind confused

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Dave Notts and I attended my nephew's 2nd birthday party a couple of weeks ago. My sister's in-laws are very snooty and look down their noses at us mere mortals. My brother in law is great and doesnt continue his families mentality, had exactly the same colour shirt on as Dave Notts and is of similar height and build.
After a while, I seen out the corner of my eye, Dave Notts escaping to the kitchen, feeling frisky, I jumped up and followed him out of the room. He was just about to go up the stairs when I caught upto him. I stroked his back and felt his bum and sexily pinched his ass, and I was just about to say something really dirty to him when I heard a voice shout "what the hell are you doing?" :shock: When I realised the voice belong not to Dave Notts, but to my brother in law silly

hwoar: OMG i was sooo embarrased ...........................................

24 Jan 2005

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I think someone needs some attention asap!

24 Jan 2005

oooooooooo Alex that certainly is a cringeworthy moment! I'm cringing for ya! redface

24 Jan 2005

MrsFC did the same sort of thing a few years ago, we were at a party, I saw her come in through to the living room from the kitchen, there was somebody sat in an armchair which MrsFC approached from behind.
Now the person sitting in the chair looked similar to me from behind (very short hair), I watched as she licked from his forehead down to his lips and planted a kiss before realising it was not me :lol2: Our friend did not mind but MrsFC went a wonderful shade lol

24 Jan 2005

I havent done anything quite that bad, but im the kinda girl who walks down the aisles in Tescos, throwing things into YOUR trolley, cos im not looking confused

24 Jan 2005

Brilliant....
And what was your verbal response when you realised your mistake?

24 Jan 2005

When I worked as a nanny (many moons ago). I set up the table for a special family dinner for 14 people. It was only after I sat down to eat and there was one place short that I realised I was not invited to dinner redface

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This happened nearly 20 years ago and it still makes me :oops:

24 Jan 2005

Quote by celticq
When I worked as a nanny (many moons ago). I set up the table for a special family dinner for 14 people. It was only after I sat down to eat and there was one place short that I realised I was not invited to dinner ops: :oops:
This happened nearly 20 years ago and it still makes me :oops:

Thats horrible....I hope you left the job the next day. Good enough to look after their sacks of un-governed emotions...but not good enough to feel part of the family !!!!!

24 Jan 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
I havent done anything quite that bad, but im the kinda girl who walks down the aisles in Tescos, throwing things into YOUR trolley, cos im not looking

Why not have a change next time you feel the urge and take stuff outta theirs .... lol

......well the thought made me chuckle for a second.. :shock:

24 Jan 2005

I have never seen Alex go so red lol

She looked such a picture.........and of course we all tried not to talk about it :twisted: much :lol:
Dave_Notts
ps and I missed out on some rubbing :cry:

24 Jan 2005

Not my own cringeworthy moment but one for Bonnie which I'm sure she will thank me for letting you know.
We were in woolworths queuing for a breakfast and Bonnie went to get something from a different counter, upon her return she walked straight past me went up behind this guy put both her arms around him from behind and snuggled him. The guy turned around looking totally startled Bonnie appologised profusely turned to me and demanded we leave. Her excuse was he looked like me from behind....Yeah right he was 3 or 4 inches shorter then me and had a different colour coat on. He must have had a nice arse lol

28 Jan 2005

Quote by leesh
I havent done anything quite that bad, but im the kinda girl who walks down the aisles in Tescos, throwing things into YOUR trolley, cos im not looking

Why not have a change next time you feel the urge and take stuff outta theirs .... lol

......well the thought made me chuckle for a second.. :shock:
OOhh yeah, good idea! could remove something like their condoms, come that night, wine, candles, smoochy music and NO CONDOMS! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

28 Jan 2005

We (MkI and me) had some friends stay over after a night out.
As usual wifey got up before I did to do the bacon sandwiches all round etc.
I wake up with the usual "morning glory" But still a little groggy from the night before.
I hear the bedroom door open.
Wave said morning glory as utter the by now immortal words "Just pop this in your mouth Sweetie"
You've guessed it. Nit the wife, but the girlfriend of the couple that stayed over. redface

I have also sidled up to my ex sister-in-law from behind and grabbed her tits surprised

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28 Jan 2005

And did she? Pop it in?

29 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
And did she? Pop it in?

No. But she often had a little glint in her eye when I saw her afterwards.

29 Jan 2005

o dear lotsa cringeworthy moments for red
:shock:
just thinking about them makes me blush
most involved me being slightly tipsy
so i blamed the drink
wink

29 Jan 2005

Thats always my excuse too red :P