now this is kinky have heard that a fem member likes anal sex with a salt and vinigar crips packet as protection (inside out) held on with rubber bands
question is this kinky or am i hanging out with the wrong circles
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Quote by leprechaun
now this is kinky have heard that a fem member likes anal sex with a salt and vinigar crips packet as protection (inside out) held on with rubber bands
question is this kinky or am i hanging out with the wrong circles
Salt and vinegar - yep that's definately kinky.
However if it was Walkers lamb and mint sauce...........................
Sex God
Do you get to eat the crisps?? First things first.
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ThiS act is more common than you think and is known as........'getting fried'.......allegedly the creation of the prawn cocktail crisp, owes a lot to this act after an executive at the crisp company was....'fried'.....and susequently went down on the 'fryer' with the bag still in place, the remaining flavourings on the bag along with the flavourings of where it had just been are ...prawn cocktail.
It's just as well that the executive from the crisp company, was young, fit and had been eating a healthy diet that aided that particular orifice to stay clean. pink and healthy had it been me then the world may know be looking at a new flavour that, with the aid of the old salt bag, would undoubtedely be called....................shit 'N' shake.'
It's just as well that the executive from the crisp company, was young, fit and had been eating a healthy diet that aided that particular orifice to stay clean. pink and healthy had it been me then the world may know be looking at a new flavour that, with the aid of the old salt bag, would undoubtedely be called....................shit 'N' shake.'
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I will never look at S&V crisps the same again....... :undecided:
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I'd be more interested to know how she disovered she had a passion for this activity. 
Quote by easy
I'd be more interested to know how she disovered she had a passion for this activity.
OMG It's my school friend :shock:
Picture the scene, I'm 14 years old and sleeping at a girlfriend's, her mother lets her boyfriend sleep on the floor... I'm woken up by the following
*slurp rustle rustle rustle slurp*
me> :shock:
her> no, no, not there, it's down there
me> :shock: :shock:
him> *fumble fumble rustle........oh shit, I forgot the condoms
me> :shock: :shock: :shock: :eeek: :scared:
her> oh fuck........um, hang on a minute *audible crinkle of crisp packet*.......do you think we could use this?!
me>
Don't you two fucking dare!
Her> .............
Him> .............
Me> / goes back to sleep.
Venusxxx
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Quote by VenusnMars
I'd be more interested to know how she disovered she had a passion for this activity.
OMG It's my school friend :shock:
Picture the scene, I'm 14 years old and sleeping at a girlfriend's, her mother lets her boyfriend sleep on the floor... I'm woken up by the following
*slurp rustle rustle rustle slurp*
me> :shock:
her> no, no, not there, it's down there
me> :shock: :shock:
him> *fumble fumble rustle........oh shit, I forgot the condoms
me> :shock: :shock: :shock: :eeek: :scared:
her> oh fuck........um, hang on a minute *audible crinkle of crisp packet*.......do you think we could use this?!
me>
Don't you two fucking dare!
Her> .............
Him> .............
Me> / goes back to sleep.
Venusxxx
Bloody spoilsport!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sex God
Does she fancy Gary Lineker ?
Quote by AwaysRandy
Personally I prefer cheese and onion but maybe that’s just me…
That is disgusting. But with Beef & Onion, or maybe Cracked Pepper kettle crisps it would be fantastic. Mind you I suppose I should try some experimentation with different packets. Perhaps I'm focusing far too much on eating the crisps first.
Quote by leprechaun
now this is kinky have heard that a fem member likes anal sex with a salt and vinigar crips packet as protection (inside out) held on with rubber bands
question is this kinky or am i hanging out with the wrong circles
oh your a card leprechaun
, you know i got this crisps fetish dont ya, think im still lashed. i dont even like cinamon after shocks by the way. i still cant feel my gums lol 
Sex God
You're all barmy! It has to be cheesey wotsits for that authentic air of dubious personal hygene.
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I also think your all cheap............
Mrs davej......don't throw away that pringle tube!
Mrs davej......don't throw away that pringle tube!
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Quote by davej
I also think your all cheap............
Mrs davej......don't throw away that pringle tube!
yeah yeah yeah stop bloody bragging!
;)n x x x ;)
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Quote by neilinleeds
I also think your all cheap............
Mrs davej......don't throw away that pringle tube!
yeah yeah yeah stop bloody bragging!
;)n x x x ;)
fuck it! ...you and the missus have been talking then
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Quote by davej
I also think your all cheap............
Mrs davej......don't throw away that pringle tube!
yeah yeah yeah stop bloody bragging!
;)n x x x ;)
fuck it! ...you and the missus have been talking then
Well Smarties were mentioned. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sex God
Quote by easy
I also think your all cheap............
Mrs davej......don't throw away that pringle tube!
yeah yeah yeah stop bloody bragging!
;)n x x x ;)
fuck it! ...you and the missus have been talking then
Well Smarties were mentioned. :shock: :shock: :shock:
The christmas jumbo ones surely Easy
Sex God
Quote by davej
I also think your all cheap............
Mrs davej......don't throw away that pringle tube!
yeah yeah yeah stop bloody bragging!
;)n x x x ;)
fuck it! ...you and the missus have been talking then
Well Smarties were mentioned. :shock: :shock: :shock:
The christmas jumbo ones surely Easy
uuuuummmmmmmmmm . . .
:? :?*sniggers*
course in my case it would be the outter wrapping of a mini cheddars multipack! :smug:
n x x x :P
Quote by leprechaun
now this is kinky have heard that a fem member likes anal sex with a salt and vinigar crips packet as protection (inside out) held on with rubber bands
question is this kinky or am i hanging out with the wrong circles
When finished, one puts the crisps back in the bag and gives them a good shake, however it's an acquired taste I understand.
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
I also think your all cheap............
Mrs davej......don't throw away that pringle tube!
yeah yeah yeah stop bloody bragging!
;)n x x x ;)
fuck it! ...you and the missus have been talking then
Well Smarties were mentioned. :shock: :shock: :shock:
The christmas jumbo ones surely Easy
uuuuummmmmmmmmm . . .
:? :?*sniggers*
course in my case it would be the outter wrapping of a mini cheddars multipack! :smug:
n x x x :P
Ever seen the roles carpet comes on guys? :smug:
:mrgreen: 
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Hmmm, you're kinky and hangig out with the wrong people!
Having vodka hazed memories of this discussion, never drinking again!
ops: :roll: :oops: :roll: :oops: :roll: No more vodka, o more vodka, no more vodka! And you evil slappers I was out with.......why did you let me drink soooo much vodka! Never, ever again!
