This virus, know as Vagimitosis, the human form of myxomatosis has been caused by the explosion of Rampant Rabbits while in situ.
Both Ever Ready and Uniross are stockpiling batteries as a forcast of pandemic proportions is expected within the next few months.
Ladies of Swinging Heaven are advised to check their batteries at regular intervals and are warned not to try and modify to 240volts. Doing so will cause a anti-climax and not the expected climax.
News just in :- Ann Summers are withdrawing all Rabbits from sale wef 2359hrs 28Oct.
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