Croydon Munch report

3 Apr 2004

:D :D
Well...
I had such a fan-bleedin-tastic time, I can't begin to tell you guys. Everyone was well behaved. Ice Pie showed himself to be a real dark horse. I'd imagined some serious scholarly librarian... Nah! I was wrong about that one! Tallnhairy was exactly as it says on his label... Kent Host was so charming he could have sold me a time share... and everyone else was lovely.
One of the things I chose as part of the itinery was to go bowling, and Mal will be impressed to hear I managed a double cushion bounce strike :D :D But this was closely followed by me losing the grip on the ball and chucking it behind me and nearly causing serious personal harm to Fleet. redface

All in all, it was a wonderful experience and I'm already looking into the possibilities of another one.
Hxx

3 Apr 2004

Good on you all. I'm glad you had a good time and you have now whetted my appetite for the NW Munch. I can't wait!!! biggrin

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3 Apr 2004

No Fair Heather, beat me to it smile

A great evening, wonderful company, good conversation, roll on Munch 2, now I know to go to Gatwick not Heathrow on the M25...
Look out for a report from the official munch recorder Ice Pie in the near future and piccy of the munch mascot to help future ppls find us.

3 Apr 2004

I've finished driving. Can I go to sleep now? lol

3 Apr 2004

Ice, home safe I see, now I can sleep sound smile

Permission to collapse granted sir :)

3 Apr 2004

Thank f*** for that... me and TnH were just about to start phoning round the hosptials asking in they had a Mr. Pie admitted this evening. Although I must admit I'm stunned you managed to stay awake until you reached home.
kiss

Hxx

4 Apr 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Ice, home safe I see, now I can sleep sound
Permission to collapse granted sir :)

Thank you Sir.
As I got out of the car and fumbled for my house keys, first one pocket, then another, I began to panic when they failed to appear, then noticed with horror that my front door was open! I assume I forgot to shut it because as far as I can tell, nobody has been in the house.
I mention this only dispel a few rumours that have begun to circulate implying that I am a reasonably sane, attentive and intelligent individual. I refute this utterly! biggrin

Ice

4 Apr 2004

Quote by Heather
Thank f*** for that... me and TnH were just about to start phoning round the hosptials asking in they had a Mr. Pie admitted this evening. Although I must admit I'm stunned you managed to stay awake until you reached home.

Hxx

Actually I got in about an hour ago and the bloody phone rang... how is that women can talk so much about so little? :P

4 Apr 2004

Quote by Heather
:D :D
Ice Pie showed himself to be a real dark horse. I'd imagined some serious scholarly librarian

I think I prefer being thought of as a librarian to having my gender misassigned! I trust that question is now settled? wink

4 Apr 2004

Pleased to hear it went swimmingly... Sorry I couldn't make it, but I had an attack of "real life" to be sorted out.
Next time, hopefully!
Regards,
A

4 Apr 2004

Heather
See Post in 'Let's meet up' Forum
Thanx
Luv Alex Claire & Cameron xxx XXX

4 Apr 2004

I think I prefer being thought of as a librarian to having my gender misassigned! I trust that question is now settled?

Sure is, Ice! wink

Besides, if women come looking like you I think a lot of blokes would top themselves. lol

4 Apr 2004

Sounds like it was a laugh!.. But whats this about Heathers Skirt?? :eeek:
8) Magik

4 Apr 2004

Quote by Heather
I think I prefer being thought of as a librarian to having my gender misassigned! I trust that question is now settled?

Sure is, Ice! wink

Besides, if women come looking like you I think a lot of blokes would top themselves. lol

Just be thankful I didn't come looking like a woman!!! :shock:

4 Apr 2004

It's great to hear you all had a munching good time lol

:lol: :lol: - but it's really whetted my appetite for the next NW munch, and there's ages to go yet sad

4 Apr 2004

But whats this about Heathers Skirt??

Fleet has confirmed everytime I bent over to bowl the ball, he got a right eyefull of my stockings and suspenders! redface

ops: He also says Ice Pie and TnH must have been blind not to have noticed.... but they said nothing at the time! Swines! evil

Not that I would have minded flashing my stocking tops like that... but I really hadn't intended half the bloody building to see them as well! :oops: :oops: lol

:lol:
Still... Fleet enjoyed it, so he says! wink

Hxx

4 Apr 2004

Does this mean that now the munch is done and dusted we can start flirting again Heather ? Hope you guys all had a great time,i went undercover tongueing in Manchester to have another look at the swinging clubs up there,i didnt work it was like a chatroom reunion lol

4 Apr 2004

:cry: :cry: Gutted that i missed the munch. Was looking at the posts before thinking should I ? shouldn't I? thought it might just be a sack of floatyy brown things but looks like you all had a really good time.
sad

Can i come on the next one?????

5 Apr 2004

How to park in Croydon: Get the bus!
My late arrival (see above) at the pub was greeted by a rousing chorus of cheers.
Not for me, alas, but for the twenty-two men on the telly kicking a small airbag around a large lawn. Apparently this was the day of an important fixture in a competition called the F.A. Cup; aptly named I thought, as it did sweet F.A. for me.
Several characters appeared quite colourful, but all were outdone by Eric (batteries not included), a psychedelic bird of unspecified prey, whose purpose in being there seemed simply to be to draw attention to himself, and a remarkably good job he did of it, considering heâ€™s less than a foot tall.
The donning of name badges prompted muted queries of â€œWho the hell are they?â€ from several intrigued onlookers, which was probably the desired effect, but the purchasing of caffeine based soft drinks by several of those present was something of a surprise, there being an ulterior motive which did not become evident until later.
3pm-ish. En route to the bowling alley, met up with a tall, hairy bloke, who must have recognised the diminutive, bright yellow Eric by virtue of his name badge.
It was during the bowling that the devious plan behind the soft drinks came into playâ€¦ by the end of the first game, the alcohol had kicked in, and so had the Red Bull, meaning I couldnâ€™t hit a barn door (well actually I think I did hit a barn door, it just wasnâ€™t anywhere near where I was aiming), and the sober people proceeded to wipe the floor with me. At least I think they were wiping the floor with me as Iâ€™m sure I didnâ€™t go sliding down the bowling lane on my arse of my own volition!
A query has been sent, on behalf of Heather, to the Guinness Book Of Records, to find out whether anyone has bounced off the guard rails more than 5 times to get a strike! Despite this somewhat unique style, and the blatant attempt to distract her opponents by the time honoured stocking-top strategy, those that were still capable of concentration maintained it sufficiently well to make a closely fought and entertaining competition of it and rack up some very respectable scores.
7-ish. From the bowling alley to the feeding trough, where those who canâ€™t use chopsticks tried very hard to look unimpressed by those who can. Excellent grub, great conversation and a nice few glasses of red, then back to the pub, by which time the congregation had about doubled in size, with people turning up at various times throughout the day.
I think I can safely speak for everyone when I say a good time was had by all.
It was my first, but not last, munch and it was great to put some faces to names at last.
Looking forward to the next one. biggrin

Ice

5 Apr 2004

It's great the Croyden Munchâ„¢ worked out to be such relaxed fun and Heather clearly organised it well - both in terms of variety and the whole thing hanging together.
I work a 6 day week and was working in the centre of London until 18:30 - otherwise I'd have been there sad

:cry: :upset:

5 Apr 2004

Kent Host here adding his congratulations for Heather who carried it all off so well. I joined at noodle time so missed the displays of lingerie at the bowling alley. Oh rats!
So a personal request to Heather to correct that soon, please.
Good to meet the assembled mob and I hope it will all happen again in due course.
The KENT HOST 69679

5 Apr 2004

Just in case you havent seen our other post, am very sorry we couldnt be there Heather, a downside of working with kids is that you catch everything going!! am still snotty and horrible with a temperature, but will be at the next munch come hell or high water, godammit!!!!!!!
Sounds like we missed a wicked night!!!! :-(
so you have our solemn promise, WE WILL BE THERE FOR NUMBER 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 Apr 2004

I'm still recovering from number one! :twisted:
Apologies accepted, BTW.... I do have a little plan up my sleve for further silliness... keep watching this space. wink

Hxx

5 Apr 2004

On the apology note, sorry for not mentioning the stocking tops heather, sad

Still it wasn't 'every' bowl, just most :twisted: and they did suit you... Actually I sure I made reference to them on the night as you mentioned why you were wearing them...
Still noted for Munch 2 to warn you if underwear showing smile

5 Apr 2004

Personally, i think stockings are VERY sexy.................... especially if worn with black boots!! (Sorry, thats my inner bi expressing herself, lol!) i can promise you now though, at the next munch i will DEFINITLY be wearing some form of stockings, showing or not!!!!!!!
luv and hugz,
Lou!
PS Daz finds it sexy too, so WATCH OUT Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)

5 Apr 2004

TnH... I'm not that upset about the 'flashing'... well, except to say I wouldn't have wanted the family in the next lane to see! redface

But I just didn't want you guys to go away thinking I was doing it on purpose.
When I DO do it on purpose, they won't be any room for doubt. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Lou... how about we BOTH show the guys our stockings at the next one?? :twisted: :twisted:

5 Apr 2004

Heather............. I'm with you all the way babe!!!!
Roll on Croydon Munch #2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luv and hugz,
Lou!!!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxx

5 Apr 2004

Oh, and Heather??? Love the purple basque by the way!!! Lemme borrow it!!!! How do ya fancy a photo shoot at the next one?? all for a good cause of course!! i'm sure we could find a way to promote our pix without making it pornography lol!!!!!!!
Daz said he'll be the proud photographer if neccessary!!!
Luv and Hugz,
Lou!!!!!!!!!!!
PS i'm the proud owner of a beautiful new pvc teddy,(thank you, Daz babe!) along with all my other stuff, (as bought by Daz, me being practically a virgin before i met him, lol!!) the plain black basque, the pink and black basque, about 10 million pairs of stockings and suspender belts, not to MENTION my toys.......... lol!!!!!!!!!!

5 Apr 2004

Heather
It sounds like you all had a brilliant time :grin:
Well Done !!!!!!!
Lucy kiss

6 Apr 2004

Well done Heather sounds like you all had a great time. Just sorry i couldnt make it....
luv n hugs
Vicky