cum cum, allergy anyone?

5 Apr 2005

girlf-1 :love: used to have to clean up her face quickly or she would quickly develop red marks in the amusing patterns you are all no doubt familiar with. confused

i have some kind of sensitivity to my own cum on my tongue too (not experienced others' cum yet). :!:
anyone else got any amusing cum allergies or stories :?:
i realise i'm going to cause terrible confusion across all my posts if i ever get another girlf unless i stop referring to them as girlf-1, -2 etc, so from now on, please note girlf-1 will be referred to as girlf-widget wink

5 Apr 2005

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i have some kind of sensitivity to my own cum on my tongue too (not experienced others' cum yet). :!:

So your avatar shows...looks like that hurts like a bitch

Never tried one mesel lol

5 Apr 2005

Got an allergy to Nuts in me throat :shock:

5 Apr 2005

Quote by Banderas
Got an allergy to Nuts in me throat :shock:

Their is just sooo much learning on this site confused

:!:
Perhaps some cream would soothe it.

5 Apr 2005

Quote by Banderas
Got an allergy to Nuts in me throat :shock:

If you can get the nuts in your throat, you'll make a fortune on the porn market as the queen of BJ's lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Apr 2005

some men can carry high acid levels in their cum. that could be the problem?

5 Apr 2005

Quote by h256
girlf-1 :love: used to have to clean up her face quickly or she would quickly develop red marks in the amusing patterns you are all no doubt familiar with.
i have some kind of sensitivity to my own cum on my tongue too (not experienced others' cum yet). :!:
anyone else got any amusing cum allergies or stories :?:
i realise i'm going to cause terrible confusion across all my posts if i ever get another girlf unless i stop referring to them as girlf-1, -2 etc, so from now on, please note girlf-1 will be referred to as girlf-widget

Ya got some strong jizz there mate!
Cathy x

5 Apr 2005

Quote by blackpool-jay
some men can carry high acid levels in their cum. that could be the problem?

eat more pineapple lol

5 Apr 2005

Cum allergy?? nope never had it or heard of it before....... stubble rash from man who hasnt shaved yes ouch ouch - especially when er not on the er mouth :shock:
rotflmao

5 Apr 2005

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Cum allergy?? nope never had it or heard of it before.......

You should go out with more aliens.

So i can experience cum rash?? not overly tempted but hey i've yet to meet an alien soo u never know ;)

5 Apr 2005

Dunno about an allergy but it bloody hurts when you get it in the eyes :shock:

5 Apr 2005

Quote by sexyjess23
Cum allergy?? nope never had it or heard of it before.......

You should go out with more aliens.

So i can experience cum rash?? not overly tempted but hey i've yet to meet an alien soo u never know ;)
jess... i know the motto is "anything with a pulse" but isn't this stretching it??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
she is soooooooooooo going to kill me at the munch..... bolt

5 Apr 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
jess... i know the motto is "anything with a pulse" but isn't this stretching it??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:

fabio :kick: :kick: :kick:
you're gonna be in sooo much trouble when i catch up with u!!

5 Apr 2005

Quote by h256
girlf-1 :love: used to have to clean up her face quickly or she would quickly develop red marks in the amusing patterns you are all no doubt familiar with.

It is widely known that the properties of semen are influenced by diet.
I'd put less battery acid on my cornflakes if I were you.
HTH smile

5 Apr 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Dunno about an allergy but it bloody hurts when you get it in the eyes :shock:

Seconded!
You wanna look all demure and 'had' and it's more like 'evil dead' eyes!
If I manage to not button the peepers at the right time I run for the shower sharpish wink

Cathy x

5 Apr 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
Dunno about an allergy but it bloody hurts when you get it in the eyes :shock:

Seconded!
You wanna look all demure and 'had' and it's more like 'evil dead' eyes!
If I manage to not button the peepers at the right time I run for the shower sharpish wink

Cathy x
have you ever thought the bloke concerned was a crap shot..... smile

:) :) okay we can take that as given..... but maybe he was aiming to put it in your hair.... you know how bad men are a judging distances......
sean xxxxxxxx

5 Apr 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
Dunno about an allergy but it bloody hurts when you get it in the eyes :shock:

Seconded!
You wanna look all demure and 'had' and it's more like 'evil dead' eyes!
If I manage to not button the peepers at the right time I run for the shower sharpish wink

Cathy x
have you ever thought the bloke concerned was a crap shot..... smile

:) :) okay we can take that as given..... but maybe he was aiming to put it in your hair.... you know how bad men are a judging distances......
sean xxxxxxxx
I like messy though Sean :twisted:
Cathy x

5 Apr 2005

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have you ever thought the bloke concerned was a crap shot..... :) :) okay we can take that as given..... but maybe he was aiming to put it in your hair.... you know how bad men are a judging distances......

Distances...Emotions...C'mon Signals...Fuck Off Signals...When to shut up...
Ahhhhh...The list is endless...

exactly... men are such simple creatures..... not nearly complex as you women... :) :) :)
think of it as a complement.. obviously they were just so giddy from the pleasure just couldn't aim correctly.. lol

5 Apr 2005

If they get it in my eyes, it doesn't spoil my aim - I can still hit their nuts with my fist, eyes shut. :shock: :twisted:

5 Apr 2005

You could always try protective goggles - dead sexy
:giveup:

5 Apr 2005

I heard of a woman who got cum in her eye. Two weeks later she went to the doctors with an eye infection, he examined her and commented that she had traces of semen in her eye :shock: :shock:
A lesson to all us ladies - close your eyes!!! lol

5 Apr 2005

Some crackin' comments on this thread - liked that last one especially. I can just picture the doctor leaning over the patient and saying that in a "doctory" voice.
Laughin' out loud on my own here - and no drink!

5 Apr 2005

Quote by sexyjess23
I heard of a woman who got cum in her eye. Two weeks later she went to the doctors with an eye infection, he examined her and commented that she had traces of semen in her eye :shock: :shock:
A lesson to all us ladies - close your eyes!!!

ooh - nowt worse than a nasty case of "web eye"

6 Apr 2005

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some men can carry high acid levels in their cum.

So do some aliens...

Doh! Been found out. :twisted:
Mark

6 Apr 2005

Quote by sexyjess23
I heard of a woman who got cum in her eye. Two weeks later she went to the doctors with an eye infection, he examined her and commented that she had traces of semen in her eye :shock: :shock:

How could the doctor tell, were they still swimming, or did they do a taste test lol

At least the doctor didn't tell her it was the worse case of conjunctivitis he had even seen :upset: (thought this icon was the best for eye cum :lol: )

6 Apr 2005

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:upset: (thought this icon was the best for eye cum )

Disagree...Think your avatar is the best eye-cum icon...Look your little tongue is ready to lap up any spillage... wink

Spillage !!! Always careful never to loose a drop :lol: