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i often see ads refering to 'heavy cummer' does anyone know what dictates the amount you can shoot. does it vary according to arousel, does saving it up help or is it just something out of our control
Quote by racer3
i often see ads refering to 'heavy cummer' does anyone know what dictates the amount you can shoot. does it vary according to arousel, does saving it up help or is it just something out of our control

No, don't know, probably. Does it really matter dunno Probably not.
How do you meaure it?? lol :lol:
Quote by Sarah
How do you meaure it?? lol :lol:

10cc's? dunno
We met a guy once who came buckets, he reckoned that was the norm...well it aint in this household. :lol:
Quote by Freckledbird
i often see ads refering to 'heavy cummer' does anyone know what dictates the amount you can shoot. does it vary according to arousel, does saving it up help or is it just something out of our control

No, don't know, probably. Does it really matter dunno Probably not.
It matters if you don't pre-warn your partner because they could be in for a bit of a shock otherwise!
they could even drown!!!!!!
Quote by Sixfootsix
i often see ads refering to 'heavy cummer' does anyone know what dictates the amount you can shoot. does it vary according to arousel, does saving it up help or is it just something out of our control

No, don't know, probably. Does it really matter dunno Probably not.
It matters if you don't pre-warn your partner because they could be in for a bit of a shock otherwise!
What, when it shoots the condom off or overflows? Bleurgh confused
Oh whips.....
:giggle::giggle::giggle:
Willow now has visions of the men on SH doing it in a cup to be able to tell us how much on this thread.....
Oh god... I dont wanna drown either.......
bolt
Ive always found this a bit strange too. I really dont care how heavy it is!
Maybe its a visual thing for the male partner, cum shots seem to be important in porn ?
when i see a guy say "heavy cummer" i cant help think :sticky: ewghhhhh , where's the sick emotion?
any way no point in replying to those ads cuse i think splendid nabs them all bolt
xxx fem xx
Maybe its important in oral, if the lady/man in question like the taste of it, and likes swallowing (salty bleach if you ask me :giggle: ) blast :blast:
or in the cases of women (and indeed guys) who like being on the recieving end of a bukkake :wanker: :wanker:
oh ffs.. I knew I shouldn't have come in here...
Does green suit me.
>splendid runs to be sick, again<
Quote by Bonedigger
Maybe its important in oral, if the lady/man in question like the taste of it, and likes swallowing (salty bleach if you ask me :giggle: ) blast :blast:
or in the cases of women (and indeed guys) who like being on the recieving end of a bukkake :wanker: :wanker:

Eating pineapples is ment to help apparently!
If it helps, a pint of water an hour before blowing your wad will increase the quantity and reduce the saltiness.
PS diabetic cum is sweeter if that interests anyone!
PPS Did I mention I was diabetic? :twisted:
My most recent dalliances into the world of man-cum have all been lots more than a couple of teaspoons worth... well, that's my estimations anyway. I don't look that closely!
Drop xxxxxxxxxxxxxx an e-mail and ask him biggrin
I'm a heavy cummer.
I'm 16 1/2st.
Quote by essex34m
I'm a heavy cummer.
I'm 16 1/2st.

Lightweight
Quote by Steve_zodiac
Drop xxxxxxxx an e-mail and ask him biggrin

I'd edit that name out if I were you - would you like it if someone did that to you? confused
Quote by essex34m
I'm a heavy cummer.
I'm 16 1/2st.

You been eating again??? lol :lol: :lol:
kiss
Quote by Outdoor_sex
My partner and I were just talking about this sort of thing last night and I was explaining to her how me hitting the wall behind her head :twisted: or just producing a small amount has nothing to do with the intensity of my orgasm.
I for one could not stand up and say “I’m a heavy cummer”. Every time can be different, sometimes thick, sometimes watery sometimes a lot sometimes not so much. The important thing is to give and receive great orgasms surly.

I prefer to do it with a smile on my face lol
Quote by cukman
My partner and I were just talking about this sort of thing last night and I was explaining to her how me hitting the wall behind her head :twisted: or just producing a small amount has nothing to do with the intensity of my orgasm.
I for one could not stand up and say “I’m a heavy cummer”. Every time can be different, sometimes thick, sometimes watery sometimes a lot sometimes not so much. The important thing is to give and receive great orgasms surly.

I prefer to do it with a smile on my face lol
Even better when there's a grimace on hers :twisted:
Quote by Outdoor_sex
My partner and I were just talking about this sort of thing last night and I was explaining to her how me hitting the wall behind her head :twisted: or just producing a small amount has nothing to do with the intensity of my orgasm.
I for one could not stand up and say “I’m a heavy cummer”. Every time can be different, sometimes thick, sometimes watery sometimes a lot sometimes not so much. The important thing is to give and receive great orgasms surely. <<< in edit :doh: I wish I had stayed in school after registration

Why do you feel the need to hit the wall???? is it anger management classes you're looking for?
lmao, this thread has made me giggle a lot :giggle:
sarah who eats the pineapple, and is it before, after or during the festivities??
Quote by Bonedigger
lmao, this thread has made me giggle a lot :giggle:
sarah who eats the pineapple, and is it before, after or during the festivities??

The guy - night before will do!!
A non smoking guy once told me he can tell if a woman smokes as it tastes - of L & B I presumed confused: lol
Oh and sperm with lumps in - what's that all about? :? :? Looks like wallpaper paste not mixed right!
I have a collect of sperm - staff used to buy me anything sperm shaped. I have a keyring, vanilla cocktail, fridge magnet, post card and a sperm that winds up and wriggles along the table - plus other bits an bobs! And on my work computer - the wallpaper was sperm educators in condom use :lol:
Quote by anais
Oh and sperm with lumps in - what's that all about? confused :? Looks like wallpaper paste not mixed right!:

Erm, hate to say it, but the stuff with lumps in IS wallpaper paste wink
Quote by anais
I have a collect of sperm - staff used to buy me anything sperm shaped. I have a keyring, vanilla cocktail, fridge magnet, post card and a sperm that winds up and wriggles along the table - plus other bits an bobs! And on my work computer - the wallpaper was sperm educators in condom use lol

:shock: I really do worry about you :shock:
:wink:
Quote by Sarah
I'm a heavy cummer.
I'm 16 1/2st.

You been eating again??? lol :lol: :lol:
kiss
Lack of exercise ;)
Quote by Bonedigger
lmao, this thread has made me giggle a lot :giggle:
sarah who eats the pineapple, and is it before, after or during the festivities??

okay.... confession time.... me!!! wave
I have been known to get in the pineapple juice beforehand!!!!! lol
well if someone is thinking of swallowing, then the least you can do is make it more bearable!!!!!
Quote by fabio
well if someone is thinking of swallowing, then the least you can do is make it more bearable!!!!!

Does that come in a vodka flavour as well lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

well if someone is thinking of swallowing, then the least you can do is make it more bearable!!!!!

Does that come in a vodka flavour as well lol
or jaffa cake flavour :twisted: