Cunnilingus

22 Apr 2005

Quote by Serendipity
Someone on SH (sorry, can't remember who!)) recently made the point that whilst it's good that guys are taking their oral skills seriously and making a concerted effort to be a pussy pleaser it's becoming something of a holy grail subject and that their "thrusting" skills need equal attention! I would agree totally with whoever said that,

....that was Maia: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/401484.html#401484

22 Apr 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
maybe we should have an oral sex masterclass? or some diagrams in the help section with advice on general locations of clitoris's and g-spots, and appropriate use of tippy tongues, lips and nibbles?
n x x x ;)

How about a lickathon/slurpathon? Give me a beer nearby, for thirst quenching and washing down the occasional rogue pube, and a succession of women and you could sponsor me by the hour! Or at least until my knees give way ;-)
Out of curiousity, has anyone on this board ever organised a session for women to be orally pleasured by men and/or other women? You occasionally see ads for women who want loads of cocks to suck, but I don't remember seeing anything from blokes offering to lick loads of fannies and be smothered in women's cum. Maybe I ought to advertise myself sometime...
Damn, but this is doing my work productivity any good at all. Down, boy!
Mr Licks

22 Apr 2005

You haven't read Lets Meet UP recently then, there have been a few!
I looked at the article again after skimming it earlier redface

This was an interesting observation:
His theory (of 20 mins foreplay) is based partly on a small survey group and partly on personal experience: Kerner admits that as a young man he suffered badly from premature ejaculation, which satisfied neither his partner's nor his own libido. He saved his sex life by becoming skilled at cunnilingus.
A small survey group isn't really ideal for the basis of any theory - and I'm not sure that championing cunnilngus to hide another problem is particularly healthy either.
Whilst lots of foreplay is wonderful (except for the moments when you just want doing :twisted: ) the best part is variety, a combination of skills. It's not necessarily true that men can't multi task wink

22 Apr 2005

Quote by Serendipity

You haven't read Lets Meet UP recently then, there have been a few!

No, I've not been hanging around here like I used to, with so much to do at work. I just had a quick flick through the first few pages of the forum and saw one "pussy lickin lover" post - were there any more?

I looked at the article again after skimming it earlier This was an interesting observation:
His theory (of 20 mins foreplay) is based partly on a small survey group and partly on personal experience: Kerner admits that as a young man he suffered badly from premature ejaculation, which satisfied neither his partner's nor his own libido. He saved his sex life by becoming skilled at cunnilingus.
A small survey group isn't really ideal for the basis of any theory - and I'm not sure that championing cunnilngus to hide another problem is particularly healthy either.

Maybe not, but if I had premature spurt & droop then I'd feel pretty damn guilty about not satisfying my partner. Sometimes I know, particularly if I've been without for a while, that I'm going to cum in a couple of mins, so I make sure to do a fair bit of gamahuching (lovely archaic word I remember from The Pearl, back when there was a fad for Victorian erotica) so that she gets something out of the encounter before I lose control.

Whilst lots of foreplay is wonderful (except for the moments when you just want doing :twisted: ) the best part is variety, a combination of skills.

Quite. The most important skill of all being, of course, attentive to the woman and picking up her feelings through sight, sound and touch. Some men of a more 'goal-oriented' nature think of the clit as a 'magic button' and just bang away at it relentlessly to fulfil the orgasm quota, whereas there's an awful lot more to cunnilungus than just clit-bashing, and what a woman wants varies from day to day, hour to hour, or even minute to minute - there's no 'infallible technique' guaranteed to work every time, so you have to be flexible and mix 'n' match according to her mood.
Like you say, though, there are times when you just want a good doing, and tongues and lips just don't cut the mustard. That lesbians use dildos, vibrators and strap-ons indicates that a good old stuffing is needed now and again. I'm definitely not saying that these are penis substitutes, I hasten to add. Hell, they last a fuck of a sight longer, for a start smile

There was a relatively recent (a couple of years back) discovery that the visible nub of the clit is just a small part of a large internal organ that wraps around the vagina, which I think explains why so many women get pleasure from penetration. The discovery was made, of course, by a woman scientist - male boffins just hadn't bothered to look. No change there, then ;-)
Mr Licks

22 Apr 2005

Quote by MrLickingham
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There was a relatively recent (a couple of years back) discovery that the visible nub of the clit is just a small part of a large internal organ that wraps around the vagina, which I think explains why so many women get pleasure from penetration. The discovery was made, of course, by a woman scientist - male boffins just hadn't bothered to look. No change there, then ;-)
Mr Licks

You are absolutely and completely right !! In fact, it's not a button it's the tip of a collection of nerves that extend down into the bowel area (where they are called the "clitoral wings". Which is why anal can be so pleasurable, esp. when there is clit stimulation involved at the same time.
my fave person who writes on sex has this to say:"anal play is swell and there are rewards for men and women willing to explore their rear ends. I speak of the kind of blue-state pleasures that can only be derived through the expert manipulation of 1. the butt's delicate nerve endings, 2. men's prostate glands, and 3. women's mysterious clitoral "wings" (the exposed bit of the clit is not the "man in the canoe," ladies and gentleman, only the top of the man's hat)."
aka "brainy smurf"

22 Apr 2005

i love oral can talk about it for hours lol

22 Apr 2005

Quote by Serendipity
Someone on SH (sorry, can't remember who!)) recently made the point that whilst it's good that guys are taking their oral skills seriously and making a concerted effort to be a pussy pleaser it's becoming something of a holy grail subject and that their "thrusting" skills need equal attention! I would agree totally with whoever said that, and add that they also need to hone their finger skills too ............ good oral is fantastic, but a man who knows how to fingerf*** well is just as desirable imo
I think "greater than the sum of its parts" was probably first said about sex!

That was me lol

Serendipity, you are a genius... you are so right about the finger skills too... I always visually assess a man's hands... no nasty callous and hang nails that can hurt .... There are times when a full blown cunnilingus is just not possible and fingers are great on these occasions...

22 Apr 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
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start out with a good finger technique... switch to the tongue...then add back in the fingers.
ms. o.

not bigging myself up here, but good with the fingers and tongue....
nice gentle finger action, long lick of the tongue.....
hey presto, perfectly rolled ciggy..... !!!! :evil2:

22 Apr 2005

ive alsways found cunnilingus abit of a tongue twister but maybe thats just me.
Sorry cheap gag, il leave.

23 Apr 2005

Could I ask if anyone (male or female) has ever experienced being on the receiving end of 'Bad Oral Sex'?
And if so, what went wrong?
I ask this because I haven't and I would truly like to think I haven't inflicted it upon any ladies either sad

I think that 'Bad Oral Sex' just doesn't exist as an entity.
There is only 'Good Oral Sex' & every other rating up to 'Blow The Top Off Your Head Oral Sex' but never 'Bad Oral Sex'.
Am I right or am I just oblivious into what some people can have the ability to actually fuck up?!!!

23 Apr 2005

Quote by littlemee
Could I ask if anyone (male or female) has ever experienced being on the receiving end of 'Bad Oral Sex'?
And if so, what went wrong?
I ask this because I haven't and I would truly like to think I haven't inflicted it upon any ladies either
I think that 'Bad Oral Sex' just doesn't exist as an entity.
There is only 'Good Oral Sex' & every other rating up to 'Blow The Top Off Your Head Oral Sex' but never 'Bad Oral Sex'.
Am I right or am I just oblivious into what some people can have the ability to actually fuck up?!!!

lol! I'm not sure 'fuck up' is quite the right phrase to use in this instance , surely it ought to be 'not fucked'?
Shall I get my coat now?
bolt

In my experience (limited as that is) I've received oral sex rated from 'when is this going to end?' to 'very average' to WOW!!
WOW!! being the most recent ( you know who you are) thank you kiss

23 Apr 2005

I've received bad oral sex when I was a lot younger, he thought that going down there and giving it a quick lick across the lips was enough.....it most definitely wasn't enough!!!
But then again I've had "oh my god this is amazing don't you dare stop otherwise I'll have to kill you" type of oral sex......which I love!!!

23 Apr 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
I've received bad oral sex when I was a lot younger, he thought that going down there and giving it a quick lick across the lips was enough.....it most definitely wasn't enough!!!!

I was trying to forget about the unsuccessful fumblings of youthful inexperience.
I think we could ALL admit to making some mistakes in this period of our lives or should I shut up now for fear of digging myself into an in-escapable hole?!!!

23 Apr 2005

Quote by littlemee
Could I ask if anyone (male or female) has ever experienced being on the receiving end of 'Bad Oral Sex'?
And if so, what went wrong?

Nothing is worse than a tentative tongue... also a tongue that fails to hit the target (especially with my clit as I don't even have a hood... There was one lover who thought licking a woman was like doing the alpahabet i.e. using the tongue to trace shapes of the letters in alpahabetical order - that was boring and ever so predictable..
But my worst experinces have been with finger techniques really - men with hang nails and bad aims.. and too much gusto

23 Apr 2005

cmon guys get your nails cut and dont do the alphabet lol

23 Apr 2005

and CLEAN your fingernails. I was looking through some of the photo ads, there's one shot that's designed to attract bi females but OOOHHH his nails are BLACK!!!
I dont care how good his tongue is I'm not letting nails like that anywhere near me.
OK rant over. Give me a guy with a tongue that gets just the right pressure on my clit and add his fingers working inside too... I'm total jelly, muliple orgasms, leg trembles the works!! 69position

23 Apr 2005

Andromeda hiya im your man lol all groomed ready to go short clean naiils shaved and a tounge that can scranble egg lol wink

23 Apr 2005

I'll bear that in mind Les hehehe I prefer my eggs whipped into light fluffy omelettes! can you do that as well as scrambled? your hired if the answer is yes!

23 Apr 2005

What no bacon !? :shock:

23 Apr 2005

Andromeda you better hire me then lol i can whip eggs into an omelete to no problem can do it for hours lol lol

23 Apr 2005

come on though Les I'm sure we all want to know if that tongue of yours can work REAL miracles, can we have bacon too? you'll have a queue soon!

23 Apr 2005

no cant do bacon
Andromeda
sorry :cry: but the occasional sausage lol

23 Apr 2005

Just get a mental picture liver...........bacon......................

23 Apr 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Just get a mental picture liver...........bacon......................

oooh lets not go any further! all of a sudden dirty nails are beginning to appeal! lmao
( well ok so I lie)
Les, I'll take you bacon or no bacon, ther er "sausage" not a chipolatta is it!

23 Apr 2005

ok lets not pusue that mental picture lol to much lol

23 Apr 2005

A good trick that works for me when I'm performing oral is to just gently cup your lips around the clit and just suck very very lightly. It makes the clit extremely sensitive then you just move your tongue away and just the feel of your breath on the clit is teasing enough before you flick your tounge over the, now very swollen and throbbing, clit.
Might not work for everyone but it seems to be a favourite with the girls I meet.

23 Apr 2005

Quote by Mr Ben and friends
A good trick that works for me when I'm performing oral is to just gently cup your lips around the clit and just suck very very lightly. It makes the clit extremely sensitive then you just move your tongue away and just the feel of your breath on the clit is teasing enough before you flick your tounge over the, now very swollen and throbbing, clit.
Might not work for everyone but it seems to be a favourite with the girls I meet.

Come again? We might need a demonstration actually... biggrin

23 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
A good trick that works for me when I'm performing oral is to just gently cup your lips around the clit and just suck very very lightly. It makes the clit extremely sensitive then you just move your tongue away and just the feel of your breath on the clit is teasing enough before you flick your tounge over the, now very swollen and throbbing, clit.
Might not work for everyone but it seems to be a favourite with the girls I meet.

Come again? We might need a demonstration actually... biggrin

Well if you're ever in the South East... I'll give you the best "suck job" you've ever received. lol

23 Apr 2005

Quote by Mr Ben and friends
Well if you're ever in the South East... I'll give you the best "suck job" you've ever received.

LOL I am!!!

23 Apr 2005

the secret is giving the clit a suck and flick it with your tounge at the same time wink