Quote by Maia
Well if you're ever in the South East... I'll give you the best "suck job" you've ever received.
LOL I am!!!
:shock:
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO !!! :lol:
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Cunnilingus
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
As for the receiving bad oral question?
It's never nice when a woman grazes your cock with her teeth. Be careful down there!!! OK?? I've had one of the bet BJs off of a lady with braces so there's no excuses. (braces - of the dental variety of course)
HMmm, maybe that is too much information...LOL
Orgasminator
lol im going to move now 
best oral i've ever recieved was from a girl...the worst was one guy who liked to get the tip of his nose involved (and he didn't even have a particularly big nose...) it wasn't awful, but I knew what it was and it threw off my concentration.
as for giving oral - to men, as a teen, even before I gave my first one, I was always always afraid I'd be horrible, so I read/watched everything I could on the subject...
as for giving oral - to men, as a teen, even before I gave my first one, I was always always afraid I'd be horrible, so I read/watched everything I could on the subject...
Quote by ockysweeties
as for giving oral - to men, as a teen, even before I gave my first one, I was always always afraid I'd be horrible, so I read/watched everything I could on the subject...
He he.. so did I... Do you remember that book called Lace? It was made into a series with Phoebe Cates in it..... That book was my sex manual!!!!
Orgasminator
Quote by ockysweeties
as for giving oral - to men, as a teen, even before I gave my first one, I was always always afraid I'd be horrible, so I read/watched everything I could on the subject...
Quote by Maia
He he.. so did I... Do you remember that book called Lace? It was made into a series with Phoebe Cates in it..... That book was my sex manual!!!!
Don't you just love women who take giving pleasure so seriously.
If I had been lucky enough to know you in your teens I would have made you practice & practice until you were really confident that you were doing it properly!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by littlemee
Don't you just love women who take giving pleasure so seriously.
If I had been lucky enough to know you in your teens I would have made you practice & practice until you were really confident that you were doing it properly!!!
well don't worry.. there is always room for improvement!!
Quote by MrLickingham
Maybe not, but if I had premature spurt & droop then I'd feel pretty damn guilty about not satisfying my partner. Sometimes I know, particularly if I've been without for a while, that I'm going to cum in a couple of mins, so I make sure to do a fair bit of gamahuching (lovely archaic word I remember from The Pearl, back when there was a fad for Victorian erotica) so that she gets something out of the encounter before I lose control.
Yes, I get that....and in that situation it's a considerate approach that all guys should take note of!
But it's not an ideal substitute for an ongoing problem, if it were my partner I'd want to try to find a solution so that he could get as much pleasure as he gives 
(a good gamahuching deserves a reward no? :wink: )Quote by littlemee
I think that 'Bad Oral Sex' just doesn't exist as an entity.
There is only 'Good Oral Sex' & every other rating up to 'Blow The Top Off Your Head Oral Sex' but never 'Bad Oral Sex'.
Am I right or am I just oblivious into what some people can have the ability to actually fuck up?!!!
Bad oral sex exists....simply put, if someone does something you dislike it can be less than pleasant, but everyones idea of good oral sex can differ. Most guys will say being grazed by teeth is bad, but I know someone who loves it! Most girls will say a guy who starts off with frenzied licking is bad, but some might like it. Variety seems to be key really, one repetitious way of licking or sucking will bore most people (which makes me cast my mind back to the shaved balls thread..mmm :twisted: ).
Orgasminator
Quote by littlemee
I think that 'Bad Oral Sex' just doesn't exist as an entity.
There is only 'Good Oral Sex' & every other rating up to 'Blow The Top Off Your Head Oral Sex' but never 'Bad Oral Sex'.
Am I right or am I just oblivious into what some people can have the ability to actually fuck up?!!!
Quote by Serendipity
Bad oral sex exists....simply put, if someone does something you dislike it can be less than pleasant, but everyones idea of good oral sex can differ.
I think I wasn't explanatory enough in my original post.
I should of expanded by adding that anyone doing something that their partner doesn't seem to be enjoying should obviously amend their technique or change what they are doing to try something else that may be more pleasurable for the recipient.
As far as oral is concerned, and speaking as a bloke, it is relatively straight forward to read if a lady is or isn't enjoying what you are doing (unless she wants to fool you of course with faked pleasure!!!) As there are so many different methods of giving pleasure with your tongue & lips it seems inexcusable that a man can be so pig-ignorant to blindly blunder on, doing what he's doing while the woman is simply getting bored or uncomfortable with the whole thing.
Now I would never profess to be an expert at pleasuring a woman orally, as many blokes seem to do, as what one lady may love the next may think is a waste of time. But I would make it my duty to ensure I realised this as quickly as possible and went on to try a different technique unti l found something that tickled her fancy.
And ooooo isn't it fun trying to find that?!!!
Orgasminator
Quote by Maia
well don't worry.. there is always room for improvement!!
...and fortunately I have the patience to let you carry on until you feel you have started to improve!!!
I love going down on a girl, especially if she's all trim down there.
I love that hole . . . I remember finding a copy of Fiesta as I walked down a road when I was about 11 yrs old. I spent the next 3 years locking myself in my room at every available moment while wanking and thinking about how great it would be to kiss and lick one of the girls in the mag! . . . Age 14 I got my first touch . . . age 15 I was virtually a swinger (thank god for youth club) . . . I'm 26 now and nothings changed (although I've stopped going to youth club). I'm obsessed with that rich pink colour and the warm and inviting hole that it surrounds. I wish I kept that copy of Fiesta, . . . its got alot to answer for
I love that hole . . . I remember finding a copy of Fiesta as I walked down a road when I was about 11 yrs old. I spent the next 3 years locking myself in my room at every available moment while wanking and thinking about how great it would be to kiss and lick one of the girls in the mag! . . . Age 14 I got my first touch . . . age 15 I was virtually a swinger (thank god for youth club) . . . I'm 26 now and nothings changed (although I've stopped going to youth club). I'm obsessed with that rich pink colour and the warm and inviting hole that it surrounds. I wish I kept that copy of Fiesta, . . . its got alot to answer for
Sex God
Quote by littlemee
As there are so many different methods of giving pleasure with your tongue & lips it seems inexcusable that a man can be so pig-ignorant to blindly blunder on, doing what he's doing while the woman is simply getting bored or uncomfortable with the whole thing.
:shock: This bought back some unfortunate memories.
We once met with a guy who had told me he was an expert at oral and had been told many times to that effect by various ladies.
That's not the main reason we met with him btw . . . ahem
Anyway, he turned out not to have a clue about oral on women IMO and I had to ask him to stop in the end before I fell asleep
He was a really nice, easy going guy, but the women he'd been meeting with must have been amongst those old fashioned kinda girls who tell the guy he's fab, just to boost his ego
Either that or they didn't have the heart to say "oi mate! can you quit now, you're crap and making me sore with your chin bristles" :shock:
Tracy-Jayne
Orgasminator
Quote by RedHot
Anyway, he turned out not to have a clue about oral on women IMO and I had to ask him to stop in the end before I fell asleep
Could you not of politely requested he change his technique or offered some advice on what you would like him to do?
Grabbing his head and passionately saying what to do to you is a really positive way of giving him a useful spur to sort you out properly!!!
This is a way to make it better for yourself but I guess by then you were probably so pigged off that this 'expert' had proved to be a dead loss. :roll:
The dissappointment after great expectation must be a real bummer!!!
Quote by RedHot
you're crap and making me sore with your chin bristles" :shock:
But there's no excuse for not having a chin like a baby's bum. How disrespectful of him!!!
Sex God
Quote by littlemee
Anyway, he turned out not to have a clue about oral on women IMO and I had to ask him to stop in the end before I fell asleep
Could you not of politely requested he change his technique or offered some advice on what you would like him to do?
Grabbing his head and passionately saying what to do to you is a really positive way of giving him a useful spur to sort you out properly!!!
I did try pointing out what I like and how I like it, but he was convinced he knew better and that I would come to like what he was doing and apparently very soon :roll:
Quote by RedHot
you're crap and making me sore with your chin bristles" :shock: :lol:
Quote by littlemee
But there's no excuse for not having a chin like a baby's bum. How disrespectful of him!!!
Oh his chin was soft to start with, but that's how long he'd been down there - five o'clock shadow was starting to grow :shock: :lol2:
T-J
Quote by RedHot
I did try pointing out what I like and how I like it, but he was convinced he knew better and that I would come to like what he was doing and apparently very soon
[
T-J
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Yup, i can empathise with this one. Once had this bloke who insisted on using his fingers a certain way despite being told that I find finger fucking (is that word allowed?) distressing (old history with an ex)... again I think he thought I would come round to the idea..
No problems with facial hair but excessive saliva...eeeeewwww
Orgasminator
Quote by RedHot
I did try pointing out what I like and how I like it, but he was convinced he knew better and that I would come to like what he was doing and apparently very soon
What an arse. Don't you just hate people telling you what you WILL enjoy?!!!
Quote by RedHot
Oh his chin was soft to start with, but that's how long he'd been down there - five o'clock shadow was starting to grow :shock: :lol2:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: You were prepared to see if he was right then? :lol2:
Orgasminator
Maia, how do you keep squeezing up against me on posts? :lol: :lol:
Not that I'm complaining of course!!! :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol:Not that I'm complaining of course!!!
:wink: :wink: 
Sex God
Quote by littlemee
] Oh his chin was soft to start with, but that's how long he'd been down there - five o'clock shadow was starting to grow :shock: :lol2:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: You were prepared to see if he was right then? :lol2:
But of course my dear man
. . . besides it gave me time to file my nails and pick my nose :evil2: T-J
Orgasminator
Now you're making me
Quote by Maia
I did try pointing out what I like and how I like it, but he was convinced he knew better and that I would come to like what he was doing and apparently very soon
oh god... I HATE that... I mean I have a tendency to get v. wet but I know the difference and I had this one boyfriend... man...he was like Niagra Falls eeuuuuuuuuuwwww.
and btw, Maia, yes I DO know Lace... but my most vivid early oral instructions came from reading Anaiis Nin... also vivid in a different way (the I-can't-ever-forget-it-no-matter-how-hard-I-try) was an article in cosmo from a "man's" point of view about women who were timid about oral. It went into great detail using an ice-cream cone metaphor no 12 year old should really be exposed to. :shock:
Quote by ockysweeties
and btw, Maia, yes I DO know Lace... but my most vivid early oral instructions came from reading Anaiis Nin... also vivid in a different way (the I-can't-ever-forget-it-no-matter-how-hard-I-try) was an article in cosmo from a "man's" point of view about women who were timid about oral. It went into great detail using an ice-cream cone metaphore no 12 year old should really be exposed to. :shock:
I love Anaiis Nin, my favourite was the story about the saffron....
as for the ice cream cone metaphor, you don't need to go any further, i can just about imagine it...LOL
I forget, Lace was really good in instilling the importance of doing pelvic floor exercise for me... I used to sit through my geography lessons doing my pelvic floor...
