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solosausage__1
Warming the Bed
Anybody got any cures for wanting to throw themselves off a very tall building confused: :cry:
westerross
Sex God
Sticking around here helps.
What's up mate confused: :?:
Kinky_Lizard
Sex God
Girlfriend's mother is on her way round.....room for two on the ledge solo? wink
C'mon mate, things can't be that bad. it's the munch in a few weeks, you might meet the lady of your dreams...and it's saturday night, get yourself out for a couple of beers!
Missy
Sex God
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Anybody got any cures for wanting to throw themselves off a very tall building confused: :cry:

Nope but I have a cure for Hiccups if it's any help?
Awwww wassamatter Solo? :therethere:
rocky__horror
Orgasminator
go to australia, its a lot further to fall...into space geddit?
Mal
Mod
Quote by solosausage#1
Anybody got any cures for wanting to throw themselves off a very tall building confused: :cry:

Yep - use a very short building. If you like it enough, you can build up to the taller ones - that's if we don't rescue you first!!
Plenty of shoulders here if you need them and in PM too, mate.
Mal
lol
Carpathian
Orgasminator
Quote by solosausage#1
Anybody got any cures for wanting to throw themselves off a very tall building confused: :cry:

Parachutes, bunjee cords, a safety net, big spring-bottomed clown boots or, at a push, Superman passing by at that moment ??
Come on, tell me reading that list didn't make you smile at least a little bit ? wink
Just trying to help in my own original way......
Carpathian
Thomas
Sexlightened
Why, Chocolate, of course !
That and a few really good DVDs. If you manage to get your hands on Emir Kusturica's "Underground", you might even spend a profitable evening biggrin
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Thomas,
25yo, Birmingham - Student for life, practicing every day !
Unknown User
Quote by solosausage#1
Anybody got any cures for wanting to throw themselves off a very tall building confused: :cry:

Hey, Solo, relax mate, think of the mess some poor, underpaid 'erk would have to clean up.
I find strong scrumpy excellent when I feel like jumping off buildings, as I often do, and I suspect we all often do. I've made it a rule that before I jump I must quaff 8 pints of 'Apple's Revenge'; I generally find that after six I can't stand up to do the jump and even when I can, I invariably fall backwards, crack me head, and wake up at dinner time next day , still too pissed to move.
As a back up, if you are really hacked off, PM some of us, it sometimes helps to talk....
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by solosausage#1
Anybody got any cures for wanting to throw themselves off a very tall building confused: :cry:

Move to a bungalow :? :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol:
Seriously though if there's anything I can do to help then please PM me.
solosausage__1
Warming the Bed
Cheers Guys :!: Sorry for burdening you with my depressing whining, not had a very good couple of weeks :!: Oh well, like you said, got the NW munch biggrin :D :D
Oh & just one thing, I'm tea total so I can't go for the scrumpy :!: lol
My Mum lives in a bungalow, might jump off that :!: :lol:
Looks like I'll have to go for the chocolate cure :!:
Seriously, sorry again, don't want to change the forum into a samaritans type forum :!: :lol:
Mal
Mod
As long as you're ok, we can accept the whining, it's just the splat when you land we're not keen on! Ugh! confused
Mal
lol
solosausage__1
Warming the Bed
Yeah, can imagine I'd make a mess of the pavement :!: I'm only slim though, be mostly bones :!: lol :lol: