location : london
about you : will be 25 - 32 male, fit, well 'qualified', handsome and eager to please and progress..
about me : 43 year old divorcee, no children, brunette, 5'10, slim and attractive.
the position : currently shortlisting for candidates. Having left my ex not all that long ago a position has arisen in the 'pleasing Angela' dept. The previous incumbent was dismissed due to gross misconduct and actively seeking employ from other organisations - generally younger start-ups.
While it is not necessary for us to advetise vacancies publicly via the net I have decided it may be enlightening to peruse the talent available.
Several positions may be available for the right candidates and respondents should feel equally able to work in a team or on their own.
Please email your cv with a covering letter detailing what you are able to bring to this role and your intentions in the position. File size should not be large or will be deleted.
Benefits will be awarded according to performance ;-)
angela_w_
I trust this meets with conditions set out by the Sex Discrimination Act and Equal Opportunites, Angela? Fine job description, if I may say so however!
Sappho xxx
Hell I am going to lie about my age and hope she doesn't notice... or recognises I actually look 31....If I have to hide specas I will do so...
don't tell her guys
Gmannxxxx
Let's face it who hasn't told the odd exaggeration in a cv...
Obviously apart from me...he hastens to add Eager considers whether his application may have been blown!
Angela could do a lot worse than meet somene like you Gmanxxx.
Eager
Well thank you Eager... I may have to consider an official application...
Gmanxxx
All I can say is - dont tell my toyboy about Angela! Otherwise I'm history!
Alex Gmanxxx, those London streets are not paved with gold...Tell the lad to stay up north where the people are people and the mushy peas are great!
Did you consider an application Gman?
Eager
Eager I will be applying in the spirit of the application... on forum.... but feel I will have to compose in word and cut and paste ( good advice fronm Judy).... but tongue will be in cheeck.... but no dis to angela.... as you will realise Eager ... lots of humour on here...
Gmanxx
I look forward to seeing what your mind comes up with in your cut and paste...I think that Angela's position will be filled pretty quickly.
Yes the humour is a rich vein, and that comes through time and time again...though you all seem to have some very devious minds.
Eager
Eager.... wait until GFZ is reopened.... madness gone mad.... trust you will join in the fun and the "you" will become "Us" or "We"
Gmanxxx
Hi Angela,
As a dedicated Recruitment Professional, I feel that it is my duty to come down and discuss your requirements. I would like to probe a little to find out if you have thought about everything! I am sure that your skills requirements are good, but feel that you may need to consider other parameters in your search! It may be that you are seeking a square peg for a round hole, and if nothing else, I would like to see if this is the case!!
Chris
Ha Ha very funny!
Alex x x x x
Mind you - depends on the games! :shock:
Certainly does Alex..
steve
hmmmmm - not quite sure how to take that one!