location : london
about you : will be 25 - 32 male, fit, well 'qualified', handsome and eager to please and progress..
about me : 43 year old divorcee, no children, brunette, 5'10, slim and attractive.
the position : currently shortlisting for candidates. Having left my ex not all that long ago a position has arisen in the 'pleasing Angela' dept. The previous incumbent was dismissed due to gross misconduct and actively seeking employ from other organisations - generally younger start-ups.
While it is not necessary for us to advetise vacancies publicly via the net I have decided it may be enlightening to peruse the talent available.
Several positions may be available for the right candidates and respondents should feel equally able to work in a team or on their own.
Please email your cv with a covering letter detailing what you are able to bring to this role and your intentions in the position. File size should not be large or will be deleted.
Benefits will be awarded according to performance ;-)
angela_w_
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currently interviewing for a junior
Angela, welcome to the mad house 
i'm interested in knowing what benefits this position would bring ? What sort of package would you be offering to the prospective candidate ? Also, will you be holding an Assessment Day for the potential Junior ?
If only I lived in London
Brilliant approach though, well done !
i'm interested in knowing what benefits this position would bring ? What sort of package would you be offering to the prospective candidate ? Also, will you be holding an Assessment Day for the potential Junior ?
If only I lived in London
Brilliant approach though, well done !
Warming the Bed
Gulp! Now that is what I call an ad...
Creative, different and attention-grabbing...maybe a little like yourself!
Location looks good...within age limits...perfomance related rewards...
let me see where did I put that cv.
Good luck Angela. May the best Man/ Men benefit from this position.
Brian
Now that is what I call an ad...Creative, different and attention-grabbing...maybe a little like yourself!
Location looks good...within age limits...perfomance related rewards...
let me see where did I put that cv.
Good luck Angela. May the best Man/ Men benefit from this position.
Brian
Warming the Bed
Let's face it who hasn't told the odd exaggeration in a cv...
Obviously apart from me...he hastens to add Eager considers whether his application may have been blown!
Angela could do a lot worse than meet somene like you Gmanxxx.
Eager
Obviously apart from me...he hastens to add Eager considers whether his application may have been blown!
Angela could do a lot worse than meet somene like you Gmanxxx.
Eager
Nice add.... something creative and eye catching. I can see your personality reflecting in the add...eye catching, attractive, wonderful personality image all over the place. I would love to apply for the place but I only seek a part time job!! I will be travelling to London this Sunday for business purpose and it would be nice to include pleasure to it though . Let me know if I fall into your criteria and at the mean time I will get my fingers moving again and type a CV just incase if i fall into the criteria.
. Let me know if I fall into your criteria and at the mean time I will get my fingers moving again and type a CV just incase if i fall into the criteria. All I can say is - dont tell my toyboy about Angela! Otherwise I'm history!
nah Alex ... suspect the joy of location will out weigh possibilities but hey he may be swayed and seek his fortune in London as opposed to Lancs.... the young are so fickle!!!..... but those of us of a more mature disposition remain ... more gentle in our progression we take longer to come to the boil but when we do we boil for longer... 
:)
Gmanxxx
:) Gmanxxx
Warming the Bed
Alex Gmanxxx, those London streets are not paved with gold...Tell the lad to stay up north where the people are people and the mushy peas are great!
Did you consider an application Gman?
Eager
Did you consider an application Gman?
Eager
Quote by Eagerlover
Alex Gmanxxx, those London streets are not paved with gold...
Dead right Eagerlover, I was pounding them yesterday and they were paved with litter and unsmiling people. I was glad to get back to my rural idyll and the friendliness of the Forum.
Hello Angela-good ad.
Alas, I can't apply: I meet two of your criteria only. ( possibly3-depends on the light).
However, I can offer my cv:
Experience-24hrs of it every day
Skills-can spot a prat at 50 paces
Attitude-Tomorrow is a day untouched
Track Record: Tried x times;Failed xtimes; got up and tried again x times.
Ambition: I'll have to look that word up
Best Wishes
Artificer
Warming the Bed
I look forward to seeing what your mind comes up with in your cut and paste...I think that Angela's position will be filled pretty quickly.
Yes the humour is a rich vein, and that comes through time and time again...though you all seem to have some very devious minds.
Eager
Yes the humour is a rich vein, and that comes through time and time again...though you all seem to have some very devious minds.
Eager
Quote by Alexandra
All I can say is - dont tell my toyboy about Angela! Otherwise I'm history!
Never! You know I think far too much of you!
Warming the Bed
Hi Angela,
As a dedicated Recruitment Professional, I feel that it is my duty to come down and discuss your requirements. I would like to probe a little to find out if you have thought about everything! I am sure that your skills requirements are good, but feel that you may need to consider other parameters in your search! It may be that you are seeking a square peg for a round hole, and if nothing else, I would like to see if this is the case!!
Chris
As a dedicated Recruitment Professional, I feel that it is my duty to come down and discuss your requirements. I would like to probe a little to find out if you have thought about everything! I am sure that your skills requirements are good, but feel that you may need to consider other parameters in your search! It may be that you are seeking a square peg for a round hole, and if nothing else, I would like to see if this is the case!!
Chris
Quote by Art
Skills-can spot a prat at 50 paces
OK - I'll move back out of range
Alex x x
Ha Ha very funny!
Alex x x x x
Mind you - depends on the games! :shock:
Alex x x x x
Mind you - depends on the games! :shock:
Quote by Alexandra
Skills-can spot a prat at 50 paces
OK - I'll move back out of range
Alex x x
Dear Lady,
You never even wandered within range..
A.
hmmmmm - not quite sure how to take that one!
would the interviews be held at toys r us 
sorry only joking. i hope you find what you want,and have loads of fun on the way. and also a big hi from me
sorry only joking. i hope you find what you want,and have loads of fun on the way. and also a big hi from me 