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Warming the Bed
im just wondering if u leave the curtins open or close them when ur dressing or undressing id love to watch a few people on my street but they close theres wot a shame ?
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curtins open?
I remember having to cram with a Military Policeman for his exam. One of the questions I asked him was when is someone a flasher or a peeping tom.
The answer that came from the book was that if you divide a room into half and the naked person was stood in the half nearest the window then they are classed as a flasher. If the naked person was stood in the half away from the window then the person looking in was a peeping tom.
How they were going to prove this beyond all reasonable doubt had me confused.
How not to be arrested, close your curtains
Dave_Notts
PS any legal eagles know if this has changed?
The answer that came from the book was that if you divide a room into half and the naked person was stood in the half nearest the window then they are classed as a flasher. If the naked person was stood in the half away from the window then the person looking in was a peeping tom.
How they were going to prove this beyond all reasonable doubt had me confused.
How not to be arrested, close your curtains
Dave_Notts
PS any legal eagles know if this has changed?
Quote by Dave__Notts
I remember having to cram with a Military Policeman for his exam. One of the questions I asked him was when is someone a flasher or a peeping tom.
The answer that came from the book was that if you divide a room into half and the naked person was stood in the half nearest the window then they are classed as a flasher. If the naked person was stood in the half away from the window then the person looking in was a peeping tom.
How they were going to prove this beyond all reasonable doubt had me confused.
How not to be arrested, close your curtains
Dave_Notts
PS any legal eagles know if this has changed?
As with all things legal, there is a test for such things.... after complaint has been made ( or witnessed by an officer personally. All evidence is subject to scrutiny... and just because a complaint has been made... it might not be persued , for a number of reasons.
The Sexual Offences Act ( and associated legislation) has changed significantly over the last few years and new offences exist that never existed before.
In simple terms, the conduct, circumstances and effect upon the "victim" all have to be proven beyond all reasonable doubt...and, the defence (if any) completely discounted.
There is also the concept similar to recklessness... ie the person knew there was a risk of neighbours seeing the accused cavorting naked, but still took the risk anyway.
In short, there is no short answer... but be wary... one could end up on the sex offenders register.
My advice.... at the slightest murmer of police involvement.... engage the services of an experienced pro. who will act in your interests. legal aid whilst in a police station is free to all... although it might take some time to arrange,(sitting in a cell for a few hours) NEVER believe that you can sort out the problem yourself... or that the police are giving you the correct information when they say "theres nowt to worry about/it will only delay things if you want a solicitor/theres nothing going to happen" etc etc.
These are just tactics to make you admit the offence...and make their figures look good.
Basically, do not talk to the police without representation and taking advice first...even if it means that proceedings will be the urban myth that Duty solicitors are no good. A dodgy lawyer is often better than non at all. Because representation is free... you can, in effect consult with more than one.
oh, and never running around in public with your cock out is another way of avoiding problems.
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oh, and never running around in public with your cock out is another way of avoiding problems.
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Very true
Dave_Notts
do you know the truth of it from experience???
Now that would be telling
Dave_Notts
The brain is a wonderful thing when it comes to disseminating information & interpreting it into something we can attempt to understand!
At my first glance at this post my single guy brain interpreted the words as 'cunts open'
I make no apologies for this as I'm still wearing my yellow marigolds & still under the effects of various cleaning fluids as a attempt to clean my pitiful grovel I call a home.
I bid you all farewell till the effects ware off!
At my first glance at this post my single guy brain interpreted the words as 'cunts open'
I make no apologies for this as I'm still wearing my yellow marigolds & still under the effects of various cleaning fluids as a attempt to clean my pitiful grovel I call a home.
I bid you all farewell till the effects ware off!
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oh, and never running around in public with your cock out is another way of avoiding problems.
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Very true
Dave_Notts
do you know the truth of it from experience???
Now that would be telling
Dave_Notts
No, That would be flashing :wink:
Sex God
Sometimes I sleep with my curtains open - I like to see the moon. I'm a bit of a freak. 
just before christmas, whilst waiting for a bus home from earl's court, a flat across the road (1st floor) suddly lit-up with a silouette against a plain cream roller blind.
A rather svelte woman was undressing and throwing a rather intriguing shadow.
most interesting.
I however live on an estate.. ground floor flat.
So I regularly press myself naked and greased against the smeered glass to scre off the local rag tag children.
most effective.
lp
A rather svelte woman was undressing and throwing a rather intriguing shadow.
most interesting.
I however live on an estate.. ground floor flat.
So I regularly press myself naked and greased against the smeered glass to scre off the local rag tag children.
most effective.
lp
Warming the Bed
I generally use the bathroom....though this does depend on the time of day
directly over my back fence is a pre school nursery :scared:
directly over my back fence is a pre school nursery :scared:
Warming the Bed
hmmmm...... i never thought about this, thinking about it i dont draw my curtains
Used to have somebody live across the road from us when we had a flat who used to have a shower and not draw the blinds so you could see the contours of her body . She also didn't draw the curtains when getting dressed in the bedroom :shock: . I used to spend many an hour on the balcony i wonder why
. She also didn't draw the curtains when getting dressed in the bedroom :shock: . I used to spend many an hour on the balcony i wonder why 
Sex God
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Sometimes I sleep with my curtains open - I like to see the moon. I'm a bit of a freak.
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