ive been told that im the spitting image of jon bon jove......
if hed just shave his hair off and get about 35m poorer overnight
and i stood a wall.......doh this post is getting worse....
ill delete it and not press subm.........
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Sex God
Quote by clair
Sarah, didn't I read in the original thread that you and Clair would be sharing the 6 men?
Seeing as you're open for auditions, why not make it the full 12 and have 6 each?
NO we would tire ourselves out too much, far better to have 6 and share them :P :twisted: , sharing is better :twisted:
I agree - 12 would just be greedy
You said that is if you almost believed it.
Sex God
Clair and I believe in sharing things, so 6 men it is and they will be shared equally :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Oh Clair and Sarah,
Now I just have to put my name on the list, I've never been really good at interviews, so I hope the questions won't be too hard.
As for hair, well I still have some left, so that must count for something.
John
Now I just have to put my name on the list, I've never been really good at interviews, so I hope the questions won't be too hard.
As for hair, well I still have some left, so that must count for something.
John
Sex God
Don't worry Horous, there will not be any questions, all about touch and feeling :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
well if it means being shared by Clair and Sarah I suppose I ought to volunteer for an audition.
I come with many glowing recomendations:
"You're not actually too bad"
"That could have been worse"
and my personal favorite
"You were medium to average"
:lol:
Roger the Dragon
I come with many glowing recomendations:
"You're not actually too bad"
"That could have been worse"
and my personal favorite
"You were medium to average"
:lol: Roger the Dragon
Sex God
Quote by rogerthedragon
well if it means being shared by Clair and Sarah I suppose I ought to volunteer for an audition.
I come with many glowing recomendations:
"You're not actually too bad"
"That could have been worse"
and my personal favorite
"You were medium to average"
Roger the Dragon
If that is the best you can do, we may have to consider alternatives :lol:
Quote by Sarah
well if it means being shared by Clair and Sarah I suppose I ought to volunteer for an audition.
I come with many glowing recomendations:
"You're not actually too bad"
"That could have been worse"
and my personal favorite
"You were medium to average"
Roger the Dragon
If that is the best you can do, we may have to consider alternatives :lol:
Can I stick my name down as one of the alternatives for no other reason than this sounds like a bit of a giggle :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by clair
Roger
You really must try harder if you're gonna make it to round 2! Let's hope you can do better in the physical test!
- I am ready for my test. Quote by clair
Can I stick my name down as one of the alternatives for no other reason than this sounds like a bit of a giggle
A Giggle!
Nomad I don't think you're treating this seriously - or are you just looking for a spanking? :twisted:
I am seriously looking for a spanking
:lol: :lol: :lol: OK - I've lasted a month on the site so far. If I'm going to go down, at least I should put my name forward and go down in a good cause.
Please accept me for the first round of auditions, ladies. I shall try hard to attain the high standards you would expect of a single male on this site.
Please accept me for the first round of auditions, ladies. I shall try hard to attain the high standards you would expect of a single male on this site.
Sex God
All those who have asked for cyber auditions are on the list :twisted:
But I need more women to apply, so come on get your names down for this cyber event.
:twisted:
But I need more women to apply, so come on get your names down for this cyber event.
:twisted:
Quote by Sarah
Clair and I believe in sharing things, so 6 men it is and they will be shared equally :twisted: :twisted:
What a marvellousidea
Quote by Rollo Tomassi
OK - I've lasted a month on the site so far. If I'm going to go down, . . . . . .
IF you're going to down ???
I would have thought that was a pre-requisite :shock:
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Clair and I believe in sharing things, so 6 men it is and they will be shared equally :twisted: :twisted:
What a marvellousidea
Quote by Rollo Tomassi
OK - I've lasted a month on the site so far. If I'm going to go down, . . . . . .
IF you're going to down ???
I would have thought that was a pre-requisite :shock:
I take it Dambuster you wish to be added to the auditions list? :P :P
Rollo, Dambuster is right is his assumptions :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Sarah
Clair and I believe in sharing things, so 6 men it is and they will be shared equally :twisted: :twisted:
What a marvellousidea
Quote by Rollo Tomassi
OK - I've lasted a month on the site so far. If I'm going to go down, . . . . . .
IF you're going to down ???
I would have thought that was a pre-requisite :shock:
I take it Dambuster you wish to be added to the auditions list? :P :P
Rollo, Dambuster is right is his assumptions :twisted: :twisted:
Dear Miss Sarah,
I had thought that I'd already applied to audition to stay semi-sober. If I now need to apply for an audition to go down; please, accept this post as my official application.
I am readily available for interview/audition locally.
dambuster
Apprentice tart.
Sex God
May I please enter Kaz's camel-toe?
Sorry, Freudian slip, I meant may I please enter the audition, of course. ;)
Sorry, Freudian slip, I meant may I please enter the audition, of course. ;)
Quote by Rollo Tomassi
OK - I've lasted a month on the site so far. If I'm going to go down, . . . . . .
IF you're going to down ???
I would have thought that was a pre-requisite :shock:
Quote by Sarah
Rollo, Dambuster is right is his assumptions :twisted: :twisted:
Sarah, I shall take that as a quest. I await your favour, fair damsel!
Quote by lucyweebaps
All those who have asked for cyber auditions are on the list :twisted:
But I need more women to apply, so come on get your names down for this cyber event.
:twisted:
what does the audition entail as I may consider entering
especially if it's for a good cause :twisted: Lucy xx
I auditioned.. i think.... and i have no idea what it involves...... c'mon Lucy-wee-bop-a-loo-la... get in lassie...
Summat to do with 12 women and 6 fellas....... ???
Sex God
Quote by postie
All those who have asked for cyber auditions are on the list :twisted:
But I need more women to apply, so come on get your names down for this cyber event.
:twisted:
what does the audition entail as I may consider entering
especially if it's for a good cause :twisted: Lucy xx
I auditioned.. i think.... and i have no idea what it involves...... c'mon Lucy-wee-bop-a-loo-la... get in lassie...
Summat to do with 12 women and 6 fellas....... ???
Ooooooooooooooooh!
This is getting more and more interesting. :censored:
I'm still not entirely clear what it's all about though
ops: :oops: :oops:
:undecided:
Happy to participate though! :bounce: :bounce:
:? :?
Sex God
Right I'm applying for the post of one of Clair's/Sarah's men (just thought I'd make that clear in case any middle aged men think I'm June Essence! ).
I noticed Blue's interest in Clint Eastwood and for a moment thought I was well qualified in that department (
those, who've met me will know!!) but when I compared particulars with Clint's application I realised we only matched on the AGE column! And besides my telephone skills are crap anyway.
Right back to the application:
I'm 25, six foot tall, long dark hair, bronzed complexion, all the usual attributes requested in the photoads - so won't go into detail (why do they make these application forms so small FFS?
I think that just about qualifies as the requisite amount of veracity for yer standard application.
By the way can I go straight into the RL Auditions please?
).I noticed Blue's interest in Clint Eastwood and for a moment thought I was well qualified in that department (
those, who've met me will know!!) but when I compared particulars with Clint's application I realised we only matched on the AGE column! And besides my telephone skills are crap anyway.Right back to the application:
I'm 25, six foot tall, long dark hair, bronzed complexion, all the usual attributes requested in the photoads - so won't go into detail (why do they make these application forms so small FFS?
I think that just about qualifies as the requisite amount of veracity for yer standard application.
By the way can I go straight into the RL Auditions please?
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Right I'm applying for the post of one of Clair's/Sarah's men (just thought I'd make that clear in case any middle aged men think I'm June Essence!
Right back to the application:
I'm 25, six foot tall, long dark hair, bronzed complexion, all the usual attributes requested in the photoads - so won't go into detail (why do they make these application forms so small FFS?
I think that just about qualifies as the requisite amount of veracity for yer standard application.
By the way can I go straight into the RL Auditions please?
Clair and I would be more than happy to check out that your application is 100% gen
25 you say :lol: must be a different time zone where you live
:rotflmao: 