Cylinders 8 Top Speed 150

26 Mar 2004

Do you remember playing top trumps?If not then this will mean nothing to you and ultimately end in doom and a steady sink to the bottom.
Anyway I was thinking if you were a top trump card what would your stats be and what would be your "special ability"
You don't have to follow the outline of mine but here's mine to give you a start
Staying Power- 4 (I have my days)
Drinking Ability - 6 (on the wane)
Waistline - 7 (on the wane,I sense a pattern of degeneration)
Driving Ability - 9 (I feel that all mens will be of similar ilk)
Attraction Factor - 4 (the manchester city of looks)
bank balance - 1 (if my bank manager knew I had 1 he'd take it off me!)
Ability to put my foot in it - 10 (oh a top trump is born)
Whats yours read like-maybe I can make up some cards to while away the hours here at SiGo towers :violin:

26 Mar 2004

This one struck a bit of a chord for me... I've just been reminiscing about TT thanks to buying a set of Simpsons TTs for my little bro's bithday
I used to love playing with mine (and the Top Trumps too!) so here goes -
Staying Power - 7
Drinking Ability - 3 (all it takes is a sniff of the barmaid :twisted: )
Waistline - 6
Driving Ability - 3 (car), 8 (motorbike), 2 (golf)
Attraction Factor - 5 (but 9 if the lady looking is a dancer!)
Bank balance - 4
Ability to put foot in it - 7
Ability to look busy whilst doing no work - 9