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Sex God
Call me a prude, but I don't think I want to make a first aid kit in the bedroom necessary!! LOL
Orgasminator
Quote by Ice Pie
Call me a prude, but I don't think I want to make a first aid kit in the bedroom necessary!! LOL
Splinters can be recieved anywere nowadays
The WHOOSH Man
Sex God
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Call me a prude, but I don't think I want to make a first aid kit in the bedroom necessary!! LOL
Splinters can be recieved anywere nowadays
The WHOOSH Man
Splinters? Where? From what?
On second thoughts I may be better off not knowing. :shock:
Orgasminator
Splinters from kneeling of the floor :doh:
The WHOOSH Man
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
oooooooo VenusnMars under 20 to go & all of yer posts have been very informative, descriptive & very entertaining.
The WHOOSH Man xxx
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Orgasminator
MISSQUOTE or should that read PISSQUOTE!!!
The WHOOSH Man
The WHOOSH Man
Sex God
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
Bit harsh isn't it, WHOOSH?
/me sniggers
Orgasminator
You girl are in for a good 
Prolly get changed to:
I eat pickle sandwiches lol
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Prolly get changed to:
I eat pickle sandwiches lol
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!
Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to make the tea.
Orgasminator
Quote by VenusnMars
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!
Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
I want you BOTH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Venusxxx
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!
Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
Deal!
Venusxxx
Orgasminator
Quote by VenusnMars
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!
Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:eeek:
Venusxxx and don`t forget the clingfilm!
Because once we have made love I'm gonna cook ya a sunday roast
Venusxxx
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!
Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:eeek:
Venusxxx and don`t forget the clingfilm!
Because once we have made love I'm gonna cook ya a sunday roast
VenusxxxOk sweetness, as long as I can provide the stuffing
Orgasminator
Quote by VenusnMars
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!
Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:eeek:
Venusxxx and don`t forget the clingfilm!
Because once we have made love I'm gonna cook ya a sunday roast
VenusxxxOk sweetness, as long as you give me a good stuffing first
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!
Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:eeek:
Venusxxx and don`t forget the clingfilm!
Because once we have made love I'm gonna cook ya a sunday roast
VenusxxxOk sweetness, as long as you give me a good stuffing firstBefore or after I`ve finished with the livestock...........?
Orgasminator
Quote by VenusnMars
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!
Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:eeek:
Venusxxx and don`t forget the clingfilm!
Because once we have made love I'm gonna cook ya a sunday roast
VenusxxxOk sweetness, as long as you give me a good stuffing firstBefore or after I`ve finished with the livestock...........?
The chicken is for dinner, the goat is to eat the grass as me lawn mower has packed in & the cat is the closest to a pussy yer gonna get!
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!
Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:eeek:
Venusxxx and don`t forget the clingfilm!
Because once we have made love I'm gonna cook ya a sunday roast
VenusxxxOk sweetness, as long as you give me a good stuffing firstBefore or after I`ve finished with the livestock...........?
The chicken is for dinner, the goat is to eat the grass as me lawn mower has packed in & the cat is the closest to a pussy yer gonna get!I`m not gonna argue with that!!
