Hello All..
Someone mailed me this and it made me laugh 0 thought I would share it.
Dwarf with a lisp
A Dwarf with a lisp goes to a stud farm to buy a horse, "I'd like
to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse ?" asks the owner.
"A female horth", the dwarf replies and so the owner takes him to
his finest mare.
"Nithe horth", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyth?".
The owner patiently picks up the dwarf and shows him the
horse's eyes.
"Nithe eyth" says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?".
Again, the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's teeth.
"Nithe teeth, can I thee her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks
up the dwarf and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nithe eerth", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her twot?"
With this, the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep
inside the horse's vagina and holds him there for a few seconds
before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says, "Perhapth I should weefwaze
that, can I thee her wun awound?".
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When Ralph first noticed that his penis
was growing larger and staying
erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several
weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.
Ralph became quite
concerned. He was having problems dressing,
and even walking. So he and
his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial
examination, the doctor explained to the couple
that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed
through corrective surgery.
"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?"
responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly,
"you're gonna lengthen
his legs, aren't you?
Melons xx
Orgasminator
