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Daleks \"don''t do porn\"

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Ahhh they may not do porn - but they do swing!
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I reckon they do porn, hardcore BDSM probably biggrin. Got to wonder how they go about making babies daleks though.
As with any other trademarked invention or creation, others are prevented by law from using it without permission. Be careful, Mark! lol :lol:
According to the Sun (which I happened to see on someone's desk at work today redface ) the BBC are fuming at this video, and have got e-bay to stop it's sale (was going for £30 a time)
Aparently, the Daleks get to use those sink plunger attachment thingy's to good use in the film! :shock:
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i saw this too - page 9 of the Sun. Very very amusing
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:laughabove:
I reckon they do porn, hardcore BDSM probably biggrin. Got to wonder how they go about making babies daleks though.

You can tell the one that where too scared to watch Dr WHo when they where kids...
The Daleks where a mutant race created by the evil Davros. They where all test tube babies!
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:laughabove:
I reckon they do porn, hardcore BDSM probably biggrin. Got to wonder how they go about making babies daleks though.

You can tell the one that where too scared to watch Dr WHo when they where kids...
The Daleks where a mutant race created by the evil Davros. They where all test tube babies!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Obviously I saw enough from behind the sofa . . .
I can still remember Davros . . .
she runs off again to find a sofa :boo:
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:laughabove:
I reckon they do porn, hardcore BDSM probably biggrin. Got to wonder how they go about making babies daleks though.

As revealed in the final episode of the last series, they take human adults and edit their DNA, turning them into icky octopuses.
And as for Dalek porn, does no one remember Debbie Does Davros?
PROCREATE! PROCREATE! EJACULATE!
Etc. wink
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I can still remember Davros . . .
I liked his cousing stavros............... ello peeps smile
Can't wait for the DVD to hit the P2P scene wink
Ah Davros, the inventor of the Daleks, hideously ugly, neck brace, electric wheelchair, grotesquely arthritic hands and a croaky voice - the ultimate hardcore porn addict, wanked himself into quadraplegia !! ..And the Beeb have the cheek to suggest his creations don't do sex..... rolleyes
talk about kink..............
MikeCV
As far as i know good o'l Davros only created the machines that the darleks got about in as previously they were the octopus like things that trashed their own planet . I supose it could be logical that they would reproduce, but hey its only fiction! ffs!
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its only fiction!

Oh, Ye of little faith.
Fiction? Pah! I know the daleks exist. I met three little gold ones at the weekend, so ner :P
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As with any other trademarked invention or creation, others are prevented by law from using it without permission. Be careful, Mark! lol :lol:

mark??
Its fiction, but because of the brilliant scripting and detail its realistic !
Davros , I think we agree was not much into the swinging scene, but if he was, and as sole designer, engineer and general know it all he could have come up with some "interesting" darlek prototypes such as a latex rubber one, one with a whip ( did I see one of those when they tried to enslave the earth in the film?) and how about a vibrating version ? Dr who would probably not approve but I always felt there was somthing a bit "odd " with an old man going about with young girls .......