Damn, bollox, missed it!

27 May 2006

Fer two and a half years now I've been planning a big event when I get to 5000 posts. I was going to publish my thesis on the 'Motivational conditioning influences of Swinging Heaven (with special emphasis on things not to do when under the influence of red wine! wink

)'. With this thesis I was hoping to be awarded my PhBD (Doctorate of Philosophical Bollox).
So, just now, when I noticed I'd posted 5024 I realised I'd missed the boat.
Guess I'll have to wait for the big 10k now! sad

You lot are lucky - you have just been saved from a horrible fate lol

.
If any of the ladies want to have a peek at some of my research apparatus - just let me know :twisted:

27 May 2006

Choon
I'm sure us girls and some of the guys would only be too happy to help you by looking at your research apparatus, when is it available for inspection??
lol

27 May 2006

Quote by westerross
Fer two and a half years now I've been planning a big event when I get to 5000 posts. I was going to publish my thesis on the 'Motivational conditioning influences of Swinging Heaven (with special emphasis on things not to do when under the influence of red wine! )'. With this thesis I was hoping to be awarded my PhBD (Doctorate of Philosophical Bollox).
So, just now, when I noticed I'd posted 5024 I realised I'd missed the boat.
Guess I'll have to wait for the big 10k now!
You lot are lucky - you have just been saved from a horrible fate .
If any of the ladies want to have a peek at some of my research apparatus - just let me know :twisted:

You've got a long wait to get to your anniversary as well so thats not a replacement option either confused

, ya daft bugger :lol: :lol: :lol:
Perhaps you could get your PhBD awarded early for services to the cause biggrin

(then we'd never have to suffer) bolt

Say hello to Mrs TE please, I haven't seen her about for ages.
Jas
XXX

27 May 2006

Quote by Sarah
Choon
I'm sure us girls and some of the guys would only be too happy to help you by looking at your research apparatus, when is it available for inspection??

I'll bring it with me to the munch next week :twisted: .
It's available on application (of lips) to me in triplicate - sorry fellas - girls only!

27 May 2006

Right I give up :shock: I felt this momentous occasion deserved some effort on my part so I've jst spent the last 15 minutes trying to insert smileys upload gifs and quite frankly for once do a good job of it. As per usual I failed :cry: :cry:
So all I have to offer is a bigCONGRATULATIONS worship

and an offer to help out should you need a male asistant when it's time to research your thesis lol

:lol:

27 May 2006

Quote by Jas-Tim
Perhaps you could get your PhBD awarded early for services to the cause
(then we'd never have to suffer)

Say hello to Mrs TE please, I haven't seen her about for ages.
Jas
XXX

Oooh that's a thought! Any suggestions on services I might provide? Mind you it might be worse than the thesis!
Mrs TE won't be making it to the munch next week but I hope to get her along to summat soon. Thanks

27 May 2006

Quote by westerross
It's available on application (of lips) to me in triplicate - sorry fellas - girls only!

27 May 2006

Quote by sheddy
Right I give up :shock: I felt this momentous occasion deserved some effort on my part so I've jst spent the last 15 minutes trying to insert smileys upload gifs and quite frankly for once do a good job of it. As per usual I failed :cry: :cry:
So all I have to offer is a big CONGRATULATIONS and an offer to help out should you need a male asistant when it's time to research your thesis :lol:

Thank you for those kind words my friend - and at least I know all yer friends are behind you! :twisted: (hows' the shirt?)

27 May 2006

Ah eyes font.
Here you go, your official 5000 post certififcate. innocent

there you go lol

keep up the bollox mate :thumbup:

27 May 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Ah eyes font.
Here you go, your official 5000 post certififcate.

Well done that man :cheers:
:shock: what? you all wanna see what it says?
nosey buggers

there you go
keep up the bollox mate :thumbup:

Why thank you Vice Chancellor. Nice wig - not so sure about the glasses though. smile

Oh and you short-changed me by 2000 my friend! wink

:lol:

27 May 2006

ah, you too choon? you should have seen what i had wrote for me 4000? oh . . . and me 3000 . . . and me 2000 as well now i think about it? ;)
i guess these lucky, lucky people will just have to wait till we both hit 10000, and then we can combine 'em into some kind of humongous post about swinging, and what it means to us, and how much we love everyone, and all that bollox? ((( TM Tune Essence 2004 )))

congrats. biggrin

took you long enough though eh? ;)
neil x x x ;)

27 May 2006

Quote by westerross
Why thank you Vice Chancellor. Nice wig - not so sure about the glasses though.
Oh and you short-changed me by 2000 my friend!

I was thinkin of wearing it to the next munch :shock:
I should have gone to specsavers :lol:
short changed :shock: are you sure innocent

27 May 2006

Flippin Heck, Choon, 5000!!!!
And some of those were beyond the call of duty from the other side of the pond.
Well done my friend!!!!
Big hugs,
Alex x x

27 May 2006

Quote by Pete_sw

Why thank you Vice Chancellor. Nice wig - not so sure about the glasses though.
Oh and you short-changed me by 2000 my friend!

I was thinkin of wearing it to the next munch :shock:
I should have gone to specsavers :lol:
short changed :shock: are you sure innocent

Dunno what I was on about? :crazy: :lol:

27 May 2006

Quote by Alexandra
Flippin Heck, Choon, 5000!!!!
And some of those were beyond the call of duty from the other side of the pond.
Well done my friend!!!!
Big hugs,
Alex x x

Aaaah two Wigwams Alex kiss

Can't believe I overtook you! wink

How're you sweetie?
.

27 May 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Ah eyes font.

Well done that man :cheers:

'kin ell hun ! Is that you in the middle????? :shock:

27 May 2006

WOW tune thats impressive! keep em cumming!!!!
biggrin

27 May 2006

Choon ?
STFU!!!! rolleyes

:shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 69position

Minx x x

27 May 2006

And they call ME a gobshite ! rolleyes

Congrats hunni :bounce: kiss

28 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
And they call ME a gobshite !
Congrats hunni :bounce:

Anyway Choon - it could have been worse you know......
I remember my 3000th post
'I'm a blue toothbrush!!!!!' Marms and his damned hangman game. :roll:
Mind you.....................................it did result in...............
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/24280/40.html

28 May 2006

Quote by neilinleeds
i guess these lucky, lucky people will just have to wait till we both hit 10000, and then we can combine 'em into some kind of humongous post about swinging, and what it means to us, and how much we love everyone, and all that bollox? ((( TM Tune Essence 2004 )))

We aiming to hit 10k at the same time then?? :shock: You'll have to get yer skates on matey!
Anyway, I remember you doing a very well received blockbuster at one milestone, if my memory serves me.
When are we gonna get together with that little diamond of yours?? (sorry - end of PM! wink

)

28 May 2006

Congratulations you little chatterbox kiss

28 May 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Congratulations you little chatterbox

Pardon? Did I hear the pot calling the kettle summat then?
What did you do fer your 10k - 15 posts ago? :kiss:

28 May 2006

Quote by westerross
What did you do fer your 10k - 15 posts ago?

er.......... dunno

What do you suggest I do confused

28 May 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
What did you do fer your 10k - 15 posts ago?

er.......... dunno

What do you suggest I do confused

Put someone out of his misery? wink

28 May 2006

:rose:
5 grands worth of absolute bollox (tm some bloke with a huge amount of bollox! ;) ) is worth about two and half goldfish by my reckoning! ;) enough to purchase a whole leg of neilinleeds (bit on the scrawny side, but looks great under nylon! ;) )
keep going choon and by the time you reach 10,000 you'll have enough for the other leg, providing his value hasn't increased in that time! ;)
kiss

Gem. x
ps. the goldfish stated are normal bog-standard types, not the pretty or ironing variety! lol