Dare you?

30 Aug 2004

What would you like to ask but are to afraid to in fear of looking stupid?
Mine would be.........................to the men! biggrin

If you grow a beard backwards do you get hairy teeth? dunno

30 Aug 2004

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? dunno

30 Aug 2004

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
KinkyLizard

30 Aug 2004

What did people go back to before the drawing board was invented? dunno

30 Aug 2004

How come men can read maps, understand technical drawings, work out how to use the video etc but they struggle to find the g-spot ???
bolt

30 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista
How come men can read maps, understand technical drawings, work out how to use the video etc but they struggle to find the g-spot ???

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30 Aug 2004

Misschief =

30 Aug 2004

Where did kinky lizard get his neon flashing pants from, and do they do thongs?

30 Aug 2004

But on a more serious note (and its not very often I get serious) the one question I never ever ask for fear of looking stupid is "Do you wanna play with us"
Its a killer of a question and although 'no' never offends, it wouldnt half make us feel bad.
redface

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30 Aug 2004

juliett49 wrote:

Where did kinky lizard get his neon flashing pants from, and do they do thongs?

Ohhhhh! you don't wanna know where the light bulb goes!
Thongs??? I'll have a look for you next time I'm at the neon undie shop in town. wink

KinkyLizard
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

30 Aug 2004

Do you ladies want an honest answer to the 'does my bum look big in this?' type of question?
Its confused me for years

The way I'd like to answer but never had the guts to is 'Yes, and its beautiful' - Girls are supposed to have bigger bums than men, its very attracttive to us :-)
SA

30 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista
How come men can read maps, understand technical drawings, work out how to use the video etc but they struggle to find the g-spot ???

Calista - thats easy to answer ;-) there are no maps, technical drawings or instructions for the G-spot biggrin

SA

30 Aug 2004

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Some of mine would be:
If you put a hot liquid in a thermos, it keeps it hot.
If you put cold liquid in the same thermos another day, it keeps it cold.
How the feck does the thermos know whether to be hot or cold????
.

30 Aug 2004

Why don't sheep shrink in the wet?

30 Aug 2004

great question dambuster........that Mr Flask must have been one clever bloke!
BLONDE JOKE ALERT
A blonde was shopping and came across a shiny silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it,
so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, "why, that's a thermos. . . .
it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. "
"Wow, " said the blonde, "that's amazing. . . I'm going to buy it! "
So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that? " He asked.
"Why, that's a thermos . . .
it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.
The boss inquires, "What do you have in it? "
The blonde replies, "Two ice lollies and some coffee."
wink

KinkyLizard
If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?

30 Aug 2004

I know the answer now (it took a 14 year old kid to explain it to me) but after a lot of years of waiting for the school bus in the freezing cold first thing in the morning, I always wanted to ask:
If you can see your breath in cold weather, why can't you see your farts?

30 Aug 2004

Apologies for an old chestnut but...... Why does the Royal Mail have a second class service and what do they do with them before they deliver ?
S8
xxx
lol

30 Aug 2004

Ooooh I love these questions

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Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? :confused:
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there? :undecided:

30 Aug 2004

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

30 Aug 2004

Quote by Straighteight
Apologies for an old chestnut but...... Why does the Royal Mail have a second class service and what do they do with them before they deliver ?
S8
xxx

I used to be a postman and it used to be like this:
The letters arrive at the sorting office,theyre sepparated between 1st and 2nd class 1st class letters are dealt with straight away and the 2nd class letters are left till the next day.
Of course this isnt the case nowall letters are classed as 2nd class and take an age to get delivered if at all.
Also never send a fragile parcel through Royal Mail as certain postmen like to throw them about,espacially don't send a cuddly toy through the post because theres a good chance it will be used as a football (i used to do that,sorry redface

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30 Aug 2004

What do sheep count if they can't sleep??

30 Aug 2004

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

30 Aug 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? :confused:

And why isn't the word "gullible" in the dictionary? dunno

30 Aug 2004

Quote by Mark
And why isn't the word "gullible" in the dictionary?

I think you'll find it is, I just looked it up! :P
:doh: lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Excellent! biggrin

30 Aug 2004

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30 Aug 2004

Quote by Mark
And why isn't the word "gullible" in the dictionary?

I think you'll find it is, I just looked it up! :P
:doh: lol

priceless

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30 Aug 2004

Quote by Mark
And why isn't the word "gullible" in the dictionary?

I think you'll find it is, I just looked it up! :P
:doh: lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I didn't get it until you posted that :shock: Was even gonna get my dictionary to see, but couldn't be arsed to walk all the way across the kitchen and then rummage through my thunder and lightening drawer confused

Thank god I didn't!!!!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 Aug 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
And why isn't the word "gullible" in the dictionary?

I think you'll find it is, I just looked it up! :P
:doh: lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I didn't get it until you posted that :shock: Was even gonna get my dictionary to see, but couldn't be arsed to walk all the way across the kitchen and then rummage through my thunder and lightening drawer confused

Thank god I didn't!!!!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Misschief I love you :rotflmao: kiss

30 Aug 2004

why do woman go through the pain of pulling their eyebrows out and then draw them back on again confused

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30 Aug 2004

Where do people who live in Coventry get sent to...?
What was sliced bread the best thing since?
confused

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Richard