Dark fart

13 Jun 2011

If one night you were alone in bed no matter where it was and you woke up to the sound of a fart! would you laugh or be scared?

13 Jun 2011

:shock::shock::shock::shock:
:confused::confused::confused::confused:

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Dave_Notts
(These were my three emotions when reading that, and in that order)

14 Jun 2011

Laugh uncontrollably , and hope not to follow through !

14 Jun 2011

I was sitting up in bed (alone) chatting on msn and distinctly felt someone get into bed next to me.
I was shocked, very shocked and looked around to see nothing - not even a movement of the sheets.
It turned out to have been a minor earthquake and the sideways shake took the bed and swung it slightly. Very wierd.

14 Jun 2011

Quote by foxylady2209
I was sitting up in bed (alone) chatting on msn and distinctly felt someone get into bed next to me.
I was shocked, very shocked and looked around to see nothing - not even a movement of the sheets.
It turned out to have been a minor earthquake and the sideways shake took the bed and swung it slightly. Very wierd.

So in effect what you are saying is a force 9 on the richter scale is just like this?

:lol2:

14 Jun 2011

:sad: id actually be disgusted. That sort of stuff is a major no no for me

15 Jun 2011

Magik, you never fart? Thats unhealthy you might explode!

15 Jun 2011

Everyone farts - absolutely everyone. Including the Queen, the Pope and Delia Smith.