Go on we have all had them!!!!
Can you beat this!!!
Whilst living in London me and my girlfriend went to our local pub. The pub had a full lenght snooker table in a private room in an annexe. We both liked to play (snooker that is!) and decided to have a frame or two. During the match we both felt a bit frisky. I managed to lock the door from the inside and one thing led to another!!!
Little did we know the pub had had a break in the previous week and had decided to install some hi tech (invisible) video equipment in this room with a monitor conveniently sited behind the bar.
The barman being a bit of a joker (and an idiot) decided to turn off the premiership football and instead relay the live feed from our snooker room onto the TV projector in the main pub lounge!!!!!!
We were given a standing ovation on returning to the bar cues in hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have not been back to the pub but they tell me it's never empty now.
If anyone finds the tape at a local car boot sale I wouldn't mind getting hold of a copy!!
J and S
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i arranged to meet a lovely lady called debbie in a pub.
this woman walked in and asked if i was dave, said yes and she shook my hand and introduced herself as debbie.
we chatted for 5 mins then went to our table for food, something wasn't quite right but i could not get my head around what.
went to the toilet for a pee and had a text on my phone - which said thanks for standing me up you ass*ole ?????
2 + 2 = i realised i had just eaten with a woman who should have been with someone else !!!!
lesson learnt - always ask for a pic b4 meeting, so at least you have some idea !!
this woman walked in and asked if i was dave, said yes and she shook my hand and introduced herself as debbie.
we chatted for 5 mins then went to our table for food, something wasn't quite right but i could not get my head around what.
went to the toilet for a pee and had a text on my phone - which said thanks for standing me up you ass*ole ?????
2 + 2 = i realised i had just eaten with a woman who should have been with someone else !!!!
lesson learnt - always ask for a pic b4 meeting, so at least you have some idea !!
Quote by 34fun
i arranged to meet a lovely lady called debbie in a pub.
this woman walked in and asked if i was dave, said yes and she shook my hand and introduced herself as debbie.
we chatted for 5 mins then went to our table for food, something wasn't quite right but i could not get my head around what.
went to the toilet for a pee and had a text on my phone - which said thanks for standing me up you ass*ole ?????
2 + 2 = i realised i had just eaten with a woman who should have been with someone else !!!!
lesson learnt - always ask for a pic b4 meeting, so at least you have some idea !!
Reminds us of a meet we had with Hyacynth Bouquet and Dracula!! No names they may well be reading lol..... turned out to be nice people but could we play lol.. NO bless em.
Good tip, no pic no meet simple....... mind you our first ever meet was with a couple who we hadn't a clue what they looked like till they got out of there car in a pub car park! Great couple and great friends now....... off this site and regular posters too lol.. Yes you know who you are!
Mike x
I arranged to meet a woman through an agency a few years ago. We both ended up eating in different restaurants, as we got the directions wrong. Each of us arrived back home and we called one another and met again about an hour later. We both had a small curry on top of the previous meal. We got on great. Sex happened on the next date and it included just about evrything, except that nice waiter from the French restaurant.
