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Any idea's on what little suprises i can give him?
He has just gone to get his hair cut and pop into his office....so i have about 3 hours to plan something.....help me
Only 2 hours to go and no help. This could be like on of these reality TV shows. Come on guys lets have some ideas. rolleyes
Well it shouldn't take that long to get naked and wrap yourself in a Bow.
Good suggestion. One of my personal fantasies redface
Ring him and say you will collect him from the office. Drive over there wearing as little as you can get away (just a short coat??)with and take him somewhere quiet and ... well fill in the rest yourself.
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Any idea's on what little suprises i can give him?
He has just gone to get his hair cut and pop into his office....so i have about 3 hours to plan something.....help me

You've left it until three hours before a surprise, to plan it? How long have you known it's his birthday? Since at least this day last year?
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Any idea's on what little suprises i can give him?
He has just gone to get his hair cut and pop into his office....so i have about 3 hours to plan something.....help me

You've left it until three hours before a surprise, to plan it? How long have you known it's his birthday? Since at least this day last year?
Where's the tension and excitement if you plan it well ahead. It's like the thrill of shopping after work on Xmas eve. Have you noticed how on television they always have a tight time constraint but always just make it. Telly doesn't lie!!! lol
Let out the spare room to some wainetta slob types then hide behind the sofa and when he comes in leap out trip over the empty pizza and other takaway boxes that they will have already generated and shout......................SUPRISE confused
Well it'll be a suprise so criteria filled me thinks :smug:
Tension and excitement would be greater if there was longer to plan, surely?
De_Sade, bad man smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Do what I do. Wait to the last moment and buy flowers. Oh hang on I'm divorced, that might explain a lot. lol
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Let out the spare room to some wainetta slob types then hide behind the sofa and when he comes in leap out trip over the empty pizza and other takaway boxes that they will have already generated and shout......................SUPRISE confused
Well it'll be a suprise so criteria filled me thinks :smug:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He is still at work..............NOT A HAPPY BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! evil :evil: :evil: :evil:
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He is still at work..............NOT A HAPPY BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! evil :evil: :evil: :evil:

'cos he knew you weren't doing anything!
by the way... just a small thought as a result of this thread....
Happy Birthday David !!!!!!!!!! :cheers:
lol :lol: :lol:
He's not there to read it DF lol :lol: :lol:
But he'll no doubt read it later, so
Happy Birthday David biggrin
Happy Birthday to David biggrin
Mines was yesterday 24th wink
he is normally very very imaginative when it come to me and my birthday's...... i have not been disapointed yet........
We will have to wait and see............ i think its just going to a an afternoon by the river with a bottle or two.....
Its just too hot....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID passionkiss
Why not ask him to meet you at a bar after work. You turn up wearing a slinky dress ( a clingy wrap dress around is good for this ) and heels then after a couple of drinks lean in and whisper to him that you're not wearing any undies. He'll be gagging for it :twisted: Then take him to a nice quiet lane for a snog and a fumble. By the time you get him home, he'll want to shag your brains out. Works a treat :rascal:
Have fun :twisted:
I think I just gave away one of my secrets redface
:giggle:
Maybe not, but I've used that as a secret weapon on more than one occasion wink
sassy you actually turned me on there....... redface surprisedops:
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sassy you actually turned me on there....... redface surprisedops:

Good, it works on girls too :twisted:
Works even better in the winter though.
'Sorry hun, can't take my coat off as I'm not wearing anything underneath'.............see how fast he drinks his pint and calls a cab :twisted:
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you kinky little cow lol :lol: :lol:

Bi fem hun......kinky comes with the territory biggrin
i can see a trip to wales coming on..........
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you kinky little cow lol :lol: :lol:

Bi fem hun......kinky comes with the territory biggrin
Oi are you trying to say I'm kinky?!!
Ohh yeah I am! :doh:
(Even kinkier than you Sassy!) wink
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you kinky little cow lol :lol: :lol:

Bi fem hun......kinky comes with the territory biggrin
Oi are you trying to say I'm kinky?!!
Ohh yeah I am! :doh:
(Even kinkier than you Sassy!) wink
I'm banking on it hunni :wink:
and Tracey, you can come down this way anytime hunni kiss