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Day 1 of Wintery Weather!!! And Guess What Happens!!

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My Dad kindly helped me to deice my car!! It was a sheet of ice!!! I couldnt get the doors open or anything!!
So he poured warm water around the door sill, he had already used about half a can of deicer on the windows...
I get in the car, get engine going... go to use wipers and they have frozen to the windscreen...
So I go to do the sensible thing and squirt the window again... I go to open the door... And its only gone and frozen again!! And the window wouldnt wind down either!
So I ended up beeping the hooter - and he finally appears.. he tried to open the door and it was stuck fast!! as I was running late for work he just cleared my screen and I set off.
20 mins later I arrived at work and thank goodness it had defrosted!! I had image of having to ring for help to get out!!! or having to climb out the window:-D
so how was your first day of winter biggrin
this morning.
Standing outside with one hand in my coat pocket and trying to scrape the car windows with the other. Ears burning with cold, nose, hands and feet rapidly losing sensation.
Thinking "20 minutes ago I was tucked up in a really cosy bed, duvet up to my ears, Classic FM on the radio - now look at me - WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING OUT HERE?????????".
But frost is way better than rain and blustery winds.
I didn't have any trouble with the car this morning! :smug:
I just stayed in bed and let the wife take care of it! :giggle: bolt
it was very cold at 4am this morning when i was on the way to casualty :sad:
still cold when i set of for work at breakfast time :sad:
felt cold all day long :sad:
Minx and I noted the fog and freezing weather and decided to spend the day in bed.
my day started at running I was cold to my flippin' bones and when I started sweating my fringe froze and started slapping against my forehead.
It got slightly better when I got into the shower.. but then I had to defrost my car. It is good to be alive tho' and it was lovely talking to the Taxi Driver later in the day who was excited at it is his first winter in this country and he was telling me about how cold it is in Romania, I am sure that he will survive winter in this country as he was talking about minus 15 !!!
miracles happened..............
i put my hand under passenger seat............
n ice scraper was in my hand......... wink
was out early so i could get the bike stepping out around the bends lol
loved it.
Def time to get the woolly knickers out confused :? I near froze me wotnots off this morning!
Quote by anais
Def time to get the woolly knickers out confused :? I near froze me wotnots off this morning!

You can moan rolleyes Our wotnots are dangling on the outside wink lol
Quote by splendid_
my fringe froze and started slapping against my forehead. !!!

When it starts to slap your forehead it really is time to trim.......rolleyes
Quote by Steve
was out early so i could get the bike stepping out around the bends lol
loved it.

Good job you wear THE BEST GEAR MONEY CAN BUY ;-)
got to stay on the edge steve or you fall off mate :lol:
Quote by markz
my minge froze and started slapping against my forehead. !!!

When it starts to slap your forehead it really is time to trim.......rolleyes
Couldn't agree more ....:shock:bolt
Guess what I've just agreed to do next week?
Go swimming.
In the sea. :eeek:
Woke up this morning - opened left eye - checked outside temp and turned heating up 2 degrees - closed left eye and continued lie-in :yawn:
Quote by Tan--Kinky
Is it cold then dunno

Well I've still not even started to put a coat on as a matter of course lol
Quote by Witchy
Is it cold then dunno

Well I've still not even started to put a coat on as a matter of course lol
A coat? good lord no I don't have one of those
Although dog walking wellies are a must at the moment unless you wish to clean shoes every night :sad:
Quote by Kaznkev
cold!
Littlest lad asked"mummy how did the weather know winter started today?"

My windows just de-iced with that avatar!!
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Quote by jesster
Def time to get the woolly knickers out confused :? I near froze me wotnots off this morning!

You can moan rolleyes Our wotnots are dangling on the outside wink lol
You need a wotnot warmer :lol:
Quote by anais
Def time to get the woolly knickers out confused :? I near froze me wotnots off this morning!

You can moan rolleyes Our wotnots are dangling on the outside wink lol
You need a wotnot warmer :lol:
off to ebay to find wotnot warmers XXL :wink: :lol:
Complete with scrotum compartment :shock: lol
Quote by jesster
Complete with scrotum compartment :shock: lol

The perfect little gift rotflmao :rotflmao:
You know we shall want pics of it in use :giggle:
Quote by Tan--Kinky
Is it cold then dunno

Not now my heating is fixed :bounce:
Quote by anais
Complete with scrotum compartment :shock: lol

The perfect little gift rotflmao :rotflmao:
You know we shall want pics of it in use :giggle:
Oi at little smackbottom :lol:
Quote by jesster
Complete with scrotum compartment :shock: lol

The perfect little gift rotflmao :rotflmao:
You know we shall want pics of it in use :giggle:
Oi at little smackbottom :lol:
Sorry big boy wink :lol:
Quote by anais
Complete with scrotum compartment :shock: lol

The perfect little gift rotflmao :rotflmao:
You know we shall want pics of it in use :giggle:
Oi at little smackbottom :lol:
Sorry big boy wink :lol:
Thats better :wink: :lol:
Quote by jesster
Complete with scrotum compartment :shock: lol

The perfect little gift rotflmao :rotflmao:
You know we shall want pics of it in use :giggle:
Oi at little smackbottom :lol:
Sorry big boy wink :lol:
Thats better :wink: :lol:
I do want proof tho :wink:
Quote by anais
Complete with scrotum compartment :shock: lol

The perfect little gift rotflmao :rotflmao:
You know we shall want pics of it in use :giggle:
Oi at little smackbottom :lol:
Sorry big boy wink :lol:
Thats better :wink: :lol:
I do want proof tho :wink:
Will have to see what i can do :wink: :lol: