Pardon, can't hear you somebodies shouting!!!!
Maybe the school bus drops him off
Lets say the Swinging Heaven prayer
Dear Lord,
We thank you for breasts and other lady bits,
We especially thank you for Mr Stanley Collymore and the new members he brings to the site,
Thine be the power and the glory,
Amen
So the revised prayer is
Dear Lord,
We thank you for breasts and other lady bits,
We especially thank you for Mr Stanley Collymore and the new members he brings to the site,
Cheers to the queers
Applause to the whores
May alternative life-styles prosper
And fuck become a house-hold word (but not in front of the saucepans!)
Thine be the power and the glory,
Amen
Tom
Could I make a suggestion.....
The way you are going about things will just attact ridicule I am afraid.
Firstly, you should post in the correct forum (the 'Let's meet up' one)
Secondly do not type in capital letters as it is considered rude.
Thirdly you will have to remember that the majority of people in here are NOT here for a quick shag. They are people who deserve respect. You are one of thousands of single males on here. You have to stand out from the crowd to be able to stand any chance of success. In fact to even get someone to treat you seriously - you have to act like a grown up. At the moment your posts seem to indicate that you maybe someone who is too young to even be on this site.
Please understand I am not trying to be rude to you, just to offer advice.
Alex
There is a post called 'There is Hope' by DaHamsta in The Cafe forum. Read that....it has some sound advice and has been received well by the more experienced members of the site.
I'm a different Tom.
Hope you weren't confused
No, Honest.
But while you're here. Much enjoyed my visit to Wigan. Always do. It's one of the few places where people still say hello in the street, make friendly eye contact and truly interact in an amiable manner. I like the place. Didn't get to the Orwell though but we're back in Wigan again mid November.