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wink LUV SUM FUN IN THE DAYTIME YOUR PLACE R OUTDOOR EVEN CAR SO IF YOU OR HORNY AND NEED 2 CUMMMMMM GET BACK 2 ME XXX TOM :P
Your old enough to drive..??? Or does your mummy take you...?? lol :lol:
I think you need to post in Lets Meet Up.... and then pray
Pardon, can't hear you somebodies shouting!!!!
Maybe the school bus drops him off
Lets say the Swinging Heaven prayer
Dear Lord,
We thank you for breasts and other lady bits,
We especially thank you for Mr Stanley Collymore and the new members he brings to the site,
Thine be the power and the glory,
Amen
rolleyes SHAME U R 2 FAR AWAY LOOKIN 4 LOCAL BI FUN wink TOM
STOP SHOUTING!
There is a thing on your keyboard called a caps lock button can I suggest you learn how to use it? And try to learn in which forum to post please.
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Pardon, can't hear you somebodies shouting!!!!
Maybe the school bus drops him off
Lets say the Swinging Heaven prayer
Dear Lord,
We thank you for breasts and other lady bits,
We especially thank you for Mr Stanley Collymore and the new members he brings to the site,
Thine be the power and the glory,
Amen

And may I interject....
Cheers to the queers
Applause to the whores
May alternative life-styles prosper
and fuck become a house-hold word
Libra Love I like it!
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and fuck become a house-hold word

Eermmmmm............. it is in my household...............much to my lovely partners disgust
as that word is usually used in reference to her saucepans father and often in front of them!!!
So the revised prayer is
Dear Lord,
We thank you for breasts and other lady bits,
We especially thank you for Mr Stanley Collymore and the new members he brings to the site,
Cheers to the queers
Applause to the whores
May alternative life-styles prosper
And fuck become a house-hold word (but not in front of the saucepans!)
Thine be the power and the glory,
Amen
Somehow, folks, I don't think the message is getting thru! rolleyes
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lol THKS 4 GETTING BACK ANY 1 UP 4 MEET AND 2 VEG hump

Do we sound interested??
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lol THKS 4 GETTING BACK ANY 1 UP 4 MEET AND 2 VEG hump

Or
Tom
Could I make a suggestion.....
The way you are going about things will just attact ridicule I am afraid.
Firstly, you should post in the correct forum (the 'Let's meet up' one)
Secondly do not type in capital letters as it is considered rude.
Thirdly you will have to remember that the majority of people in here are NOT here for a quick shag. They are people who deserve respect. You are one of thousands of single males on here. You have to stand out from the crowd to be able to stand any chance of success. In fact to even get someone to treat you seriously - you have to act like a grown up. At the moment your posts seem to indicate that you maybe someone who is too young to even be on this site.
Please understand I am not trying to be rude to you, just to offer advice.
Alex
redface thks i hav a lot 2 learn still up to take sum seed on my face boink
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redface thks i hav a lot 2 learn still up to take sum seed on my face boink

Hey - he stopped shouting at least!
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redface thks i hav a lot 2 learn still up to take sum seed on my face boink

Hey - he stopped shouting at least!
slowly slowly catchy monkey
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redface thks i hav a lot 2 learn still up to take sum seed on my face boink

erm . . . yes! rolleyes
tom, how about chilling for a bit, and reading a few threads, and the advice section, see what this site and the people are actually about, and then have a little think about how you're going about things? just a thought.
best of luck!
neil x x x x ;)
There is a post called 'There is Hope' by DaHamsta in The Cafe forum. Read that....it has some sound advice and has been received well by the more experienced members of the site.
LOL... the standard of his post was at least higher than the standards of his pms!!! rolleyes
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LOL... the standard of his post was at least higher than the standards of his pms!!! rolleyes

OMG!!!!!
Surely that is impossible!
I'm a different Tom.
Hope you weren't confused
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I'm a different Tom.
Hope you weren't confused

You're not are you?????
You have me wondering now - he talked just like he had been to the dentists!!!!!!!
Are you sure you are not one and the same?????
biggrin :D :D :D
No, Honest.
But while you're here. Much enjoyed my visit to Wigan. Always do. It's one of the few places where people still say hello in the street, make friendly eye contact and truly interact in an amiable manner. I like the place. Didn't get to the Orwell though but we're back in Wigan again mid November.
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redface thks i hav a lot 2 learn..............

Like how not to get banned, how to use the correct forum, how syntax works the list goes on and on..... :P lol