Quote by BiWelshMinx
De-cluttering? I prefer organised chaos :lol2:
sounds like the best thing, only I have great trouble with that *organised* word!
!lp
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De-cluttering
Orgasminator
Don't expect any answers from me anais -- I was born a squirrel. I'm the sort of person who would get things together and open up a car-boot stall - have a wander round the other stalls while I was there and come home with more (different) things than I took lol.
Warming the Bed
Quote by never_satisfied
never satisfied...1
filthy rat........0
oh yes. the great white hunter returns from his garage in triumph after a bit of de-cluttering of the rat kind.
Aaha! How fortunate to encounter a fellow enthusiast of the noble sport of rodent extermination ! Take heed young Never there will be more than one ! A couple of my favourite extermination techniques are -
1) Mix one part of microdetination granules with ten of napalm, and spread in foot long sections along the run. Come nightfall sit back, press the detonator button and watch the blighters dance! :mrgreen:
2) We all have a 'Little Nipper' mousetrap secreted somewhere in the house which can be cunningly connected to the detonator pin of a thunderflash. This also gives a most prompt and audible reminder of the need to dispose of the deceased, which can soon get a bit whiffy in the current heat.
Of course those sachets bright blue grain bait are best used to finish the rest off and any excess can be used to liven up a portion of herby turnip mash. Serve on bed of liquorice meringue, drizzle with rhubarb and elderflower coulis and voila! The perfect accompaniment to pastrami stuffed brandy snaps! Gastronomic hedonism indeed! :lickface:
Get on with it man! Come the colder weather the whole extended family will be trying to move indoors.
Must dash, need to dress this shaving nick again. It's been bleeding since last Thursday.
Happy exterminating,
Erotykus J. Heuristic III
Oh dear, bit overly enthusiastic there. Gone way off topic... best pm the chap, as they say. So if get this cursed cursor over the deletey box thingy and...
Warming the Bed
Curse these varifocals !!
A thousand apologies and forty camels !!
Myopically yours etc
Erotykus J. Heuristic III
A thousand apologies and forty camels !!
Myopically yours etc
Erotykus J. Heuristic III
Sex God
Anais
Do the local council offer a recycling centre near you??
Maybe a trip there with some items might help?
Do the local council offer a recycling centre near you??
Maybe a trip there with some items might help?
Decluttering your home is one thing but......
I think I have been de-cluttered out of someones life :shock: A member here has stopped repling to my PMs. Yes I know, single man, pain in the arse etc etc.
We;ve been PMing for a year now then nothing. :cry: I checked my out box and there were 4 unread messages I had sent. I'd ring but I've lost thier number as well. So I don't know if I have done something wrong or whether the system isn't working.
Advice please. :cry: :cry:
I think I have been de-cluttered out of someones life :shock: A member here has stopped repling to my PMs. Yes I know, single man, pain in the arse etc etc.
We;ve been PMing for a year now then nothing. :cry: I checked my out box and there were 4 unread messages I had sent. I'd ring but I've lost thier number as well. So I don't know if I have done something wrong or whether the system isn't working.
Advice please. :cry: :cry:
Sex God
Quote by keeno
Decluttering your home is one thing but......
I think I have been de-cluttered out of someones life :shock: A member here has stopped repling to my PMs. Yes I know, single man, pain in the arse etc etc.
We;ve been PMing for a year now then nothing. :cry: I checked my out box and there were 4 unread messages I had sent. I'd ring but I've lost thier number as well. So I don't know if I have done something wrong or whether the system isn't working.
Advice please. :cry: :cry:
Have they been online since you sent the PMs?
Don't know about anyone else but my 'new mail' flasher hasn't worked for ages; I just go and check my mailbox regularly now. If their flashy thing isn't working either, they might not know they have mail from you.
Quote by Freckledbird
Decluttering your home is one thing but......
I think I have been de-cluttered out of someones life :shock: A member here has stopped repling to my PMs. Yes I know, single man, pain in the arse etc etc.
We;ve been PMing for a year now then nothing. :cry: I checked my out box and there were 4 unread messages I had sent. I'd ring but I've lost thier number as well. So I don't know if I have done something wrong or whether the system isn't working.
Advice please. :cry: :cry:
Have they been online since you sent the PMs?
Don't know about anyone else but my 'new mail' flasher hasn't worked for ages; I just go and check my mailbox regularly now. If their flashy thing isn't working either, they might not know they have mail from you.
They were on line today. I have sent these PMs over the last few weeks. If the flasher thingy isn't working how do I contact them.
Quote by anais
Anyone got any *useful* tips on how to de-clutter?
Desperate from Bristol...:? :? :? :?
Im also a hoarder, but the trick is to just get nasty with it :shock: Do the throwing away as quick as you can, just throw it into a black bag as quick as you can. Dont sit there lovingly looking at all the stuff your sorting out, or you will end up keeping it all.
louise xx
