yes..it is true...at the mids room camp on 20/21st june ..decided to have a beach wedding....lol.....we gona have a stag and hen night on the friday..and then big do on he staurday...oh..and divorce on sunday before we come home.....damn..looks like i gona lose half my tent now....
well if ba ba ra is going to be there this year then she would be an ideal ba ride
Vertically challenged ppl: hmm lemme think.....
Picnic
nylons
mrs stockinglegs
sweetlips
spaced
Try2 ( u didnt say it had to b a st8 wedding)
Yep planty a great choice but how about try with his dreads now can you beat that lol i dont think so......cockys :silly:
get it right corrie..i said preferably an 18 year old Nympho with big boobs.....but if not available then a female with a pulse would suffice.....so still on the prowl..lol
I was going to offer and then he said he won't pay for me after the divorce. So sod that. I have expensive tastes you know! :twisted:
oh..one vote for tiger..so far.....and yes.....the bide will need bridesmaids..and we will need a best man..and a vicar..and don't forget the speeches....oh..this could be fun
Please note Good Porking is the vicar - he can speak in latin so Dean will never know its for real............
Just out of interest would this be a shot gun wedding or is they a handsome bribe involved???
Perhaps you should pick the bride at the camp, do a blind date spoof and have a bride picked from that.
By the way i would just like to point out that this isn't the first swing camp wedding, as deancannock would so fondly know. The honeymoon in his tent turned out to be a memory to keep forever. Who of thought of seagulls eh??
So dean you have a lot to do to top the chaos and horneyoldtart wedding! Think you can manage it??
Perhaps Dean should try to attract one of the local ladies , I believe this is done in north Wales by the wearing of a sheepskin coat at all times and eating grass, just a thought..........
Perhaps Dean should try to attract one of the local ladies , I believe this is done in north Wales by the wearing of a sheepskin coat at all times and eating grass, just a thought..........
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From a distance.
as dean’s new wife will find out at camp, hence I can’t marry him as by bum has an exit only sign 
