Death Clock

26 Mar 2005

2018 is my demise :shock: lol

26 Mar 2005

Mine's 2002.
Aawww shit!!!

26 Mar 2005

don't you just love these happy go lucky type of threads....well i got till 2034 anyway.

26 Mar 2005

june 7th 2024
which gives me just another 19 years and kills me off just a few months after hitting 65. It's probably a bit optimistic, but I will take it.

26 Mar 2005

I've got to 2034 - that'll make me 74.... not too shabby I spose. Although me dad smokes like a trooper and he's already passed that dunno

Mrs Cueball gets to bury me though lol

- she'll be going to 2047!

26 Mar 2005

2068 And I smoke :shock:
Obviously the secret to longevity is to be as obnoxious as possible at all times :mrgreen:
I do apologise.
Venusxxx

26 Mar 2005

Aww bolloxs I fucked up on the smoking make that 2044
Another 24 years to be obnoxious is definately worth quitting for :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

26 Mar 2005

sometimes i can be optomistic 2044
sometimes pessimistic "your time has already expired have a nice day" :shock: :twisted:

26 Mar 2005

second time around with the same details and now I get to live until August 2038 thats an improvement of 14 years, fucking amazing how much fitter the body can be after just 5 minutes browsing the cafe, scoffing a Crunchie and drinking a cappuchino, I need to do this more often.

26 Mar 2005

I get 2039. I'm having that. lol

26 Mar 2005

So I may live to the year 2040, when I will be 73. This means I am over half way there and middle aged, lol.

26 Mar 2005

Quote by DeniseBabe
well im not happy ................. January 22nd 2047................. why i cant i go before the hectic xmas shopping

Maybe thats what will kill you lol

I got tuesday 12th December 2073.

26 Mar 2005

Quote by cu3b4ll
I've got to 2034 - that'll make me 74.... not too shabby I spose.!

And this is what I get when I mix in a bit of sadism:

:doh:

26 Mar 2005

march 1st 2049 by which time ill be 74 surprised

i hope im still shagging biggrin

26 Mar 2005

that death clock has just freaked me out it gave the date 4th may 2000
THE DAY MY DAD DIED :shock:

26 Mar 2005

January 2nd 2060 biggrin

Obviously it will be from partying too hard on January the first.... ok I can hope can't I?
Seen too much death and illness of late, so I'll hang around a little longer if that's ok.
Ta. x

26 Mar 2005

there was a clock you could buy that was set in stone from the states ( where else ) that was set at you time of birth and life expectancy , and me being the twisted cow i am really wanted it as a kick up the arse to keep me moving like a race horse in life and never take each second for granted

27 Mar 2005

74 seems to be quite popular confused

27 Mar 2005

Well ...
Fri Augt 11, 2051 ...
Would've been longer than that but my BMI let me down ... heavy boned you see biggrin

Still ... A lot of shagging can happen between now and then ... I may even be involved in a few of those rotflmao

27 Mar 2005

I'm already dead............
goodbye all.......see you in the afterlife
above or below............... lol

27 Mar 2005

Shit ...........thats better
865000 seconds ,and counting lol

27 Mar 2005

Shit = I died yesterday ----- RIP

27 Mar 2005

Sunday, January 30, 2067
I'm going to be here forever !! :shock: I will be 110 :shock:

27 Mar 2005

January 8th 2055, I'll be bloody 87!!! lol

Cause of death apparently a Viagra Overdose :lol: :lol:

27 Mar 2005

2050 that will make me 85 suppose i can live with that biggrin

27 Mar 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Sunday, January 30, 2067
I'm going to be here forever !! :shock: I will be 110 :shock:

don't you dare die on my birthday lol

:lol: :lol: what will i have to celebrate then :cry:
25th January 2039
5 days before my 71 birthday if I give up smoking i have an extra 6 years, if I am sadistic........well as a lot of people..........I'm dead!!!!!!!! already. :lol: :lol: :lol:

27 Mar 2005

Every now and then
You know it's kinda hard to tell
But I'm still alive and well biggrin

(As Johnny Winter said)

27 Mar 2005

Looks like i've got a long life a head of me!

so by my calculation i shoud be 93 years old
i feel sorry for the rest of the world that as to put up with me till then!!!
Jiggle

27 Mar 2005

Thursday, November 13, 2008
do I start saying my farewells now or just say sod it and get out and have fun while I can ?

27 Mar 2005

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