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Decadence Twins - the Penultimate "Latest News"

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We thought it was about time to give you all an update – probably the last one before D-Day.
We have just got back from the hospital where Sappho now has to go every other day (a bit of an arse, seeing as it’s 20 miles away mad ) so that they can monitor the babies’ hearts. Twin 1’s growth appears to have slowed down so the Consultant (Sappho : sillyhwoar: Will: rolleyes ) has decided that it would be prudent to keep a close eye on things. Certainly both twins are still very active so, to be honest, the two of us are not really concerned about either of them.
Poor Sappho is now VERY uncomfortable and can barely move! When Fred Flintstone saw her a couple of weeks he described her as ‘a bump on a stick’ which is just about right. She is also mourning the fact that she used to have ankles. Now she just appears to have a balloon on the end of each leg and is frightened that she’s turning into Aunt Marge from Harry Potter. She says that she still looks normal from the neck up. Quite frankly, this is wishful thinking as she has never been quite normal from the neck up! :grin: (Sappho: <<<SLAP>>> smackbottom :smackbottom: - or at least, she would if she could reach!! lol :lol: :lol: ).
We are 36 weeks tomorrow, and the Consultant says that they will probably think about inducing at 38 weeks, but reckons that Mother Nature is going to take care of things before then anyway. So, any time within the next two weeks it could all happen!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
We have car seats, nappies, bottles, steriliser, breast pump, clothes, blankets (thank you Jags and the Flintstones kiss) . Unfortunately, the travel cot is not due to arrive until May 10th and there is every possibility that the twins will get here first – so God knows where they are going to sleep! Sappho has suggested clearing out a drawer for them, but I am worried that it might be a bit dark for them when we shut it dunno
Obviously, I will let you all know as soon as anything happens.
Will
PS Sappho is having a contraction at this very moment!!! :shock: :shock: We think it’s just another Braxton Hick – she’s been having a lot of those!
Well good luck to you both, I hope everything goes ok when the time comes, I'm be thinking about you
best wishes
Bloody Hell its come around quick :shock:
Good luck to all of you kiss (Just think how much she can get you back in green nappies Will when she's had them :giggle: )
So are we still hoping its two girls then?
Oooo, I am so glad you updated us! I was going to ask how things were and if the twins had been born yet!
passionkiss and the best of luck to you both with the birth and the aftermath too.
Hugs and kisses
Gem. x
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Just think how much she can get you back in green nappies Will when she's had them :giggle:

:shock: :shock: :shock: Will, if Sappho has green nappies she really MUST seek medical attention!!!!!!!
the Laird and I wishing you both love and luck. He'll keep a bottle of Lagavuilin on standby :thumbup:
Make sure that you have got plenty of water packed for when the time comes Will... It's bluddy thirsty work labour you know lol
I meant to ask, are they going to let Sappho deliver naturally or will they be taking the twins out of the sunroof?? :lol: Either way make sure that you have some Tea Tree Oil for when she bathes it will help with the stitches etc biggrin
I cant believe it has come around so quickly :shock:
Nothing else for me to say but "Good Luck" and lots of love to you both kiss
Shireen
xxx
P.S. Will trust me when the time comes Sappho will know if they are braxton hicks or not :lol: wink
OMG that has come round so quick!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh please let us know asap when they've arrived etc :bounce:
Ooooooh all hyped up just thinking about em :happy:
Good luck Sappho passionkiss worship
Ohhh how exciting!! It's only 3 weeks until I'll be esconced (sp?) in Sappho country for a week, so hopefully I'll get to see the little bundles while I'm there biggrin
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'll be perfecting my brewing up skills in the meantime so that the worn out parents can at least have something warm and wet while I'm there.... lol :lol:
Can't wait for the next update.... I think I'm having a Missy Moment! :shock: :bounce:
Hiya Will,
Sounds like the consultant is a bit sillyhwaor: with Sappho too wink
Well, I was kind of hoping that Sappho would be able to keep her legs crossed till the end of the month when we were up her way again.
But it sounds as if by then you will be ready to start work on the next set of twins.
Big hugs guys
lhk
Pete
Excellent news! To get to 36 weeks with twins is good, so well done Sappho.
Be warned, those Braxton Hicks could be the real deal, it was with me, but it turns out my pain threshold was higher than I thought and Mr GHC ended up delivering our son on our hallway floor, whilst waiting for the ambulance!! :doh:
Anyway, good luck and all the best!!
xxx
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We are 36 weeks tomorrow, and the Consultant says that they will probably think about inducing at 38 weeks, but reckons that Mother Nature is going to take care of things before then anyway. So, any time within the next two weeks it could all happen!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Will

Lets hope Mother Nature takes over before 38 weeks for Sappho's sake. I know how uncomfortable she must be kiss
I was induced at 38 weeks and gave birth to two boys weighing just under 7lbs each :shock:
If I'd been left any longer I'm sure I would have burst :shock: lol
Make the most of these last few days of peace and quiet. There won't be much afterwards :lol:
Tracy-Jayne
Hope everything goes ok smile
Best wishes
Kitty & ES xxx
oooooooooo I just went all goosebumpy, all excited now :bounce:
Let us know STRAIGHT away, the minute she delivers - sod the parents lol
Seriously, hope everything goes OK for you all. biggrin
Oh wow....hasn't that come quickly.....I remember when those babies were just teeny tiny glints in Will's Eyes.... wink
I hope everything goes okay for all four of you.......keep us updated and let us know how everything goes.....
And if you need a babysitter, well you know where I am!!
Why are we waiting.
oh why are we waiting,
oh why are we waiting
for sappho's babies to come.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
get plenty of sleep know, because it will be in short supply soon
AND cut Sappho's nails down to the quick as she will use them as weapons when the time comes lol :lol:
good luck and hope all goes well xxxx
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Excellent news! To get to 36 weeks with twins is good, so well done Sappho.
Be warned, those Braxton Hicks could be the real deal, it was with me, but it turns out my pain threshold was higher than I thought and Mr GHC ended up delivering our son on our hallway floor, whilst waiting for the ambulance!! :doh:
Anyway, good luck and all the best!!
xxx

:shock: Will you'd better stand at silly mid on and I'll go first slip ..just in case. wink
Best wishes for the future lol
Good Luck to you both!!
Hope all goes well and that Will stays sober long enough to come on here and tell us all about it!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol:
BEST OF LUCK AND OODLES OF HUGS FOR YOU BOTH passionkiss
Oops didn't mean to shout but what the hell biggrin
Jas
XXX
Oooo good luck!! Can't wait...I'm also having a Missy moment!!!
xx
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Good luck Sapho And Will, hope all goes well.
I'll look for the update when I get back
:cheers: :rose: :cheers: :rose: :cheers: :rose: :cheers:
Thanks every one for your good wishes - you're all wonderful. kiss
And here's the very latest...
Unless Mamma Nature gets in first, we shall have the Decadence twins making their first public appearance by the end of next week! I'm going in for an induction so keep your fingers crossed if nothing else!
Rest assured Will will make the announcement as soon as he can.
Love Sappho xxx
PS: So looking forward to having ankles again!