definition of i dont do watersports or pain???

13 Oct 2005

you cannot lie me in the bath and try to surf my body as you may hurt my back ? lol

13 Oct 2005

i'll have a pint of whatever hes on

13 Oct 2005

yes NN i am losing the plot must be the stress at work keep lifting my fingers to type and the pen to write with flipa

lol

13 Oct 2005

Quote by stifflaxxx
and the pen to write with lol

you still use pens at ur work place? :shock:
how 1990's :lol2:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1

i'll have a pint of whatever hes on

I'll haveTWO !!!!!

13 Oct 2005

Quote by blonde

i'll have a pint of whatever hes on

I'll haveTWO !!!!!
its called tennants super

13 Oct 2005

Did someone say Super Lager.... biggrin

:shock:
Oh the shame of it... redface

You's will be asking for some Buckfast next rolleyes

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Is this taking or giving the piss ??????
/sorry it's just when tennants comes up piss comes to mind.............................. I'll get me coat

if i have a couple of cans of that i'd being giving piss all night

13 Oct 2005

Quote by stifflaxxx
you cannot lie me in the bath and try to surf my body as you may hurt my back ?

Don't squirt if we're in a "standard" 69er.
It goes up my nose and hurts my eyes ??????????

13 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
you cannot lie me in the bath and try to surf my body as you may hurt my back ?

Don't squirt if we're in a "standard" 69er.
It goes up my nose and hurts my eyes ??????????
are you speaking from experience? bolt

13 Oct 2005

Quote by blonde

i'll have a pint of whatever hes on

I'll haveTWO !!!!!
you had better stay off the booze, it can cause you to be drousy, and make you do things like forget to set alarm clocks/wake up..etc.

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Calista
you cannot lie me in the bath and try to surf my body as you may hurt my back ?

Don't squirt if we're in a "standard" 69er.
It goes up my nose and hurts my eyes ??????????
are you speaking from experience? bolt

Is there any other way ?????
redface

13 Oct 2005

Quote by blonde

i'll have a pint of whatever hes on

I'll haveTWO !!!!!
i have given up the booze so helppppppppppppppp :eeek:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

i'll have a pint of whatever hes on

I'll haveTWO !!!!!
i have given up the booze so helppppppppppppppp :eeek:
You order it ............. I'll drink it ????
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

13 Oct 2005

Quote by blonde

i'll have a pint of whatever hes on

I'll haveTWO !!!!!
i have given up the booze so helppppppppppppppp :eeek:
You order it ............. I'll drink it ????
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
IIi order anything for you! :twisted: :twisted: wink

13 Oct 2005

Debbiewebs ................. woo hoo ! :giggle:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
you cannot lie me in the bath and try to surf my body as you may hurt my back ?

Don't squirt if we're in a "standard" 69er.
It goes up my nose and hurts my eyes ??????????
you could always wear swimming goggles and a nose piece pmsl bring a whole new meaning to sexy swim wear :lol:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
Don't squirt if we're in a "standard" 69er.
It goes up my nose and hurts my eyes ??????????

Is that what is meant by the phrase 'fountain of youth' :giggle:
DD

13 Oct 2005

Quote by devondelight

Don't squirt if we're in a "standard" 69er.
It goes up my nose and hurts my eyes ??????????

Is that what is meant by the phrase 'fountain of youth' :giggle:
DD
maybe the "fountain" could be bottled and sold as anti asgeing creme :silly:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
you cannot lie me in the bath and try to surf my body as you may hurt my back ?

Don't squirt if we're in a "standard" 69er.
It goes up my nose and hurts my eyes ??????????
I have just collapsed laughing in a way normally only happens on a dirtydoggers post. Thanks Dambuster mate.

Quote by tattyxpx
You's will be asking for some Buckfast next

What is buckfast?

Quote by naughtynymphos1
if i have a couple of cans of that i'd being giving piss all night

If that is Mrs NN speaking I am on my way over with a crate of it :shock: biggrin

Regards all
Harry Jones

13 Oct 2005

buckfast
a new position??
lol its a gr8 tasting alchie drink

13 Oct 2005

If its made by monks at an abbey and is 15% Ive found it on google.