Defying the odds

23 Aug 2011

As some of you who have read my posts will know I deal in tat, junk, lost property, liquidated stock etc etc. I have had through this room mobile phones, laptops, games consoles, SD cards, other memory cards, hard drives ..... the list goes on and on. Many of these have content still on them some shouldent have but do. In all this time to me it defys the odds that as yet I have not found one picture or video of any naked people in action! In fact not even any naked people at all confused

??: Dont think Ive even seen a truly dirty text lol

Now I'm not a perv innocent

but I am a would be blackmailer so its not good for my second income stream sad

Dirty pics, contact list = cash :lol2: Who knows maybe one day I'll get lucky and bag a celebrity!
Whats defied the odds for you?

23 Aug 2011

quite an awfull post

24 Aug 2011

Quote by annejohn
quite an awfull post

Obviously at the back of the line when the sense of humours were being handed out Annejohn. In actual fact some people whould be glad these items end up with myself and have the content erased rather than being sold on with the content in place as happens from many places that should not do that.

24 Aug 2011

It's against the odds to meet a couple who are fun with a sence of humour....and discover they don't mind a poor old guy like me.

24 Aug 2011

Quote by tweeky
As some of you who have read my posts will know I deal in tat, junk, lost property, liquidated stock etc etc. I have had through this room mobile phones, laptops, games consoles, SD cards, other memory cards, hard drives ..... the list goes on and on. Many of these have content still on them some shouldent have but do. In all this time to me it defys the odds that as yet I have not found one picture or video of any naked people in action! In fact not even any naked people at all ??: Dont think Ive even seen a truly dirty text Now I'm not a perv but I am a would be blackmailer so its not good for my second income stream Dirty pics, contact list = cash :lol2: Who knows maybe one day I'll get lucky and bag a celebrity!
Whats defied the odds for you?

Back in the early '90s, as a wee laddie, I worked for a photographic store in Fleet Street. The internet was not available, people were still using 35mm film and Ace of Base were storming the charts with 'All That She Wants'. Our only highlight duting this dark age was the developing and processing service we offered to the high-flying city slickers and legal eagles working around us in the Square Mile. Every Monday morning we'd eagerly await the DP from our courier (yes, DP had an entirely different meaning back then) and sift through the holiday snaps of unfaithful asset managers and depraved barristers. We had no access to portable storage devices or copiers so we just had to commit these sordid images to trick was to keep a smug smile to ourselves as we handed the prints back to Harvey Midgetfister QC or Stephen Ladyboy-Fiddler MP.
Eventually the Casio QV-10 became the first truly affordable digital camera and ruined all our fun. We got MTV plumbed into the store just in time for grunge music and the Gipsy Kings and we were then truly miserable. I miss those days...

24 Aug 2011

No one famous but when fellow employees hand in their 'broken' mobiles its amazing how they don't delete pics and texts first.

31 Aug 2011

back in the mid 80's, i was having a fling, and things had progressed to videos of us shagging. We often did still photos at some distance and most of these didn't show a lot and were all printed, to our delight. the only other option was the good old Instamatic.
Anyway we upgraded to a new camera and took some close ups. And we knew it was good as the usual snap shots were really crisp and detailed, especially up close. And in one session we went for it totally, real close ups, the kind where you can see beads of sweat..............ahem.
I went down to the shop to collect them and when they knew the details, there was a bit of a kerfuffle in the back room and the woman on the till came out with sheepish grin and said I could only have my neagtives.
I knew immediately what that meant, said nothing and was out of the shop in seconds. back home I found a letter with the negatives, expressing the shock and advising me not to try it again.
Bit of a close call, but nothing to really worry about in the end.