I've just finished reading todays Sun,
and on page 16 theres a report of a 10 year old boy falling down a manhole that was covered by a carpet and a layer of snow!
Apparently the boy is ok after being rescued by the local firefighters.
However straight below this article was a joke sent in by a reader (who presumambly did not know about this incident)
"what did the rug say to the floor?
Dont move, I've got you covered"
I found it quite funny, but I'm not sure the boy and his family will though!!