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Would anyone have advice on what would be the the best way to phrase the question of annal sex to a lady, paricularly if she is of a delicate disposition.
Quote by alex111
Would anyone have advice on what would be the the best way to phrase the question of annal sex to a lady, paricularly if she is of a delicate disposition.

" Oh sorry - was that the wrong hole?" confused :? :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: wink
You could try
"Do you take it up the sh*tter"
Let me know what happens..... :P
Quote by alex111
Would anyone have advice on what would be the the best way to phrase the question of annal sex to a lady, paricularly if she is of a delicate disposition.

How about a simple "What are your thoughts on annal sex?"
Personally I don't find annal sex a turn on, all those big books and robed monks....
Very droll Osmo....... biggrin
Osmo smackbottom
I think you know he meant anal sex !!!
anal sex
n : anal intercourse committed by a man with a man or woman
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Osmo smackbottom
I think you know he meant anal sex !!!
anal sex
n : anal intercourse committed by a man with a man or woman
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Blonde :smackbottom:
You should be more socio-sexually aware.....
anal sex
n : anal intercourse committed by a man with a man or woman, or by a big butch lesbian on another one, or by a domineering woman on her man, or by airport personnel on dodgy-tached spanish blokes called Juan
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Blonde smackbottom
You should be more socio-sexually aware.....
anal sex
n : anal intercourse committed by a man with a man or woman, or by a big butch lesbian on another one, or by a domineering woman on her man, or by airport personnel on dodgy-tached spanish blokes called Juan

Its doesnt say that on does it ??? Do I have the old english version ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Blonde smackbottom
You should be more socio-sexually aware.....
anal sex
n : anal intercourse committed by a man with a man or woman, or by a big butch lesbian on another one, or by a domineering woman on her man, or by airport personnel on dodgy-tached spanish blokes called Juan

Its doesnt say that on does it ??? Do I have the old english version ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Do you? dunno
You can borrow my pornictionary if not, full of useful facts no swinger can be without.
Order now and you'll also receive a free tube of KY, for all your anal needs biggrin
Osmo smackbottom
No thanx babe
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ok my tupence worth , just ask her straight out , preferably while talking about sex , even just mention its a fantasy of yours and see how she reacts , at worst she can say its imoral and best she can offer to try ,thats how i handled it with ck anyways
just dont expect to dive right in smile
matt
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just dont expect to dive right in smile
matt

OMG ............. thats so funny :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Laughing out loud at ......... brill............. thank you kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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just dont expect to dive right in smile
matt

OMG ............. thats so funny :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Laughing out loud at ......... brill............. thank you kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

your more than welcome :) nice to be funny when i dont mean to :P
matt
matt .................. thank you kiss
I am still giggling :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by alex111
paricularly if she is of a delicate disposition.

in what way do you mean when u say delicate disposition? dunno
Quote by alex111
Would anyone have advice on what would be the the best way to phrase the question of annal sex to a lady, paricularly if she is of a delicate disposition.

Well I was rather gently asked in a romantic moment all cuddled up
Me - Mmmmm this is nice {cuddle}
Him - Yehhhh....... <pause > ...... We've been together a while now, are you ready to take it up the chocolate starfish yet :twisted:
Me - :shock:
Him - Is that a yes or a maybe? confused
Me - Errrrr, you've got the wrong lifetime hunny :?
Thoughtful silence
Him - How about tomorrow then? dunno
Fall back to sleep, only to be woken with the ol "broomstick in back" trick :shock:
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ever tried a long sensual massage?!?!?!?!?!

No..............but if you are offering I'm willing lol :lol:
Quote by Missy
Would anyone have advice on what would be the the best way to phrase the question of annal sex to a lady, paricularly if she is of a delicate disposition.

Well I was rather gently asked in a romantic moment all cuddled up
Me - Mmmmm this is nice {cuddle}
Him - Yehhhh....... <pause > ...... We've been together a while now, are you ready to take it up the chocolate starfish yet :twisted:
Me - :shock:
Him - Is that a yes or a maybe? confused
Me - Errrrr, you've got the wrong lifetime hunny :?
Thoughtful silence
Him - How about tomorrow then? dunno
Fall back to sleep, only to be woken with the ol "broomstick in back" trick :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Missy, you're a star... no, not a starfish.
just make her the offer of....i`l do it if you do lol
lucky for my ass tho she never took me up on my counter offer wink
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paricularly if she is of a delicate disposition.

in what way do you mean when u say delicate disposition? dunno
Well dont really talk horny or anything, easily shocked and such.
Quote by RidingMountains2
ever tried a long sensual massage?!?!?!?!?!

Yeh thats the sort of thing I was thinking of but how do you get to the actual question, it doesnt realy casually trip off your tounge when you are being romantic ........kissy kissy kissy then......oh by the way I happen to have found a jar of vasaline, was thinking its a shame to throw it out and..... confused
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You could try
"Do you take it up the sh*tter"
Let me know what happens..... :P

Hey even I aint that dumb, I would wnd up with a slap about the chops, or end up having an anal experience a with her boot. :shock:
Quote by alex111
paricularly if she is of a delicate disposition.

in what way do you mean when u say delicate disposition? dunno
Well dont really talk horny or anything, easily shocked and such.
ermmm well personally i wouold just ask her, but then tact has never been my middle name lol
Its a strange thing making a request of a woman. Like the office tea or coffee.
Once you've said I'll have milk and 2 sugars, you won't get it any other way.
ROFL thanks for that
Quote by Missy
Would anyone have advice on what would be the the best way to phrase the question of annal sex to a lady, paricularly if she is of a delicate disposition.

Well I was rather gently asked in a romantic moment all cuddled up
Me - Mmmmm this is nice {cuddle}
Him - Yehhhh....... <pause > ...... We've been together a while now, are you ready to take it up the chocolate starfish yet :twisted:
Me - :shock:
Him - Is that a yes or a maybe? confused
Me - Errrrr, you've got the wrong lifetime hunny :?
Thoughtful silence
Him - How about tomorrow then? dunno
Fall back to sleep, only to be woken with the ol "broomstick in back" trick :shock: