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Thats what were here for :lol2:
The next poster has has cum or squirted whilst having oral performed on them but without asking first lol
innocent
The next poster will have a fetish for using fruit and veg as sex aids :giggle:
I wouldn't call it a fetish, altho that was the word the magistrate used after that unfortunate incident in tesco.
The next poster is fond of slow sensual back massage.
oooOOOOoooooh yes please!!!
The next poster will have step out of their front door straight into a hot wet whippy pile of dog poo in the morning!! lol
Not in the least unusual, we have dogs who convert food to poop in thirty seconds

the next poster will alway be remembered for that time in the hot tub
It wasn't my fault, I could get out as she insisted on siting on my lap!
The next poster will have NEVER been to Chams
:lol2: Not too sure I should be posting now!
The next poster has been involved with naked jelly wrestling.
And it made a right state of my creme carpet
The next poster like the feel of latex on there skin..
nah, went of wellies years ago lol
The next poster ordered a Japanese car last week and has just been told it's delivery date has been delayed
A new car?? On my wages!! You gotta be joking!! lol
The next poster will audition for X-factor this year.
:lol2: Not a chance
The next poster will tell us last time they had a wank :wanker:
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:lol2: Not a chance
The next poster will tell us last time they had a wank :wanker:

It was a girly one, I promise redface
The next poster will have bought a very large thermos flask, thinking it should/would make an excelling sex toy wink
I did buy one puely to research thermal dynamic properties - but now you come to mention it....... lol
The next poster will be - addicted to rolling forum posting.
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I did buy one puely to research thermal dynamic properties - but now you come to mention it....... lol
The next poster will be - addicted to rolling forum posting.

I do it occasionally but when I roll with the Keyboard the cable comes out so upgrading to wireless soon biggrin
The next poster had a wet dream involving Cliff Richard.
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I do it occasionally but when I roll with the Keyboard the cable comes out so upgrading to wireless soon biggrin
The next poster had a wet dream involving Cliff Richard.

He was wearing stockings, high heels and bending over a lot... so it was ok...
The next poster will take me out and show me a good time!
The next poster will be busy licking up this mess :twisted:
I told you the Hot chocolate fudge cake would burn your mouth, but did you listen dunno
and so i had to lick it all up when you dropped it all over the bed!
The next poster will have a 10" cock that moves about when " I want to break free" by Queen is played.
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The next poster will have a 10" cock that moves about when " I want to break free" by Queen is played.

Damn, and there was us thinking of 'Under Pressure' when Bambi was about lol
The next poster will be a 100 year old billionaire with a dodgy heart condition
And you should see the long legged busty blonde that's going to inherit the lot.
The next poster was thrown out of the zoo for demonstrating reproduction to the animals.
Actually thats factually incorrect! The chimp showed me and I copied him and then the security men walked into the enclose rolleyes
The next poster thinks this video is hilarious lol
.......does slightly aroused count? redface
the next poster has been shopping with duo balls inserted......i'll leave the option where open wink
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the next poster has been shopping with duo balls inserted

Ooooh the embarrassment when I sneezed and they shot out!! redface
The next poster has appeared on Jeremy Kyle
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the next poster has been shopping with duo balls inserted

Ooooh the embarrassment when I sneezed and they shot out!! redface
The next poster has appeared on Jeremy Kyle
He payed me....I didn't fancy him....and i deffo didn't know it was bein' photographed...no wonder his mrs was annoyed.
The next poster will reveal a dirty secret!
You can renew sponges and dishrags by placing them in just enough water to cover them. Then add 1/4 cup white distilled vinegar. Let them soak overnight ;)
The next poster will be on their way to the shower after a good workout.
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The next poster will be on their way to the shower after a good workout.

The next poster wants to join me in the shower
well you can hope can't you?! lol
Well I have already showered twice today but why not :grin:
The next poster will buy me a drink we are at the same social :giggle:
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Well I have already showered twice today but why not :grin:
The next poster will buy me a drink we are at the same social :giggle:

I'd be happy to (if you actually speak to me this time) lol
The next poster is going to donate their entire wage to comic relief tonight!!
I would have but appears I read this to late rolleyes
The next poster has injured themselves or someone else playing a computer game.
Not sure I can be held responsible for people fallin off a chair laughin' at my attempts to play wii tennis.
The next person to post will have a poor excuse for not going naked on the beach last summer.
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The next person to post will have a poor excuse for not going naked on the beach last summer.

It was a typical Britsih Summer again last year, read barley above zero, with a -5 wind chill plus hail and snow lol
The next poster will go naked on a beach in foreign climes this year