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That is sooooooo not true! mad I wouldn't dare scope meself out in a full-length wearing jim-jams?
Next poster is possibly vaguely annoyed, and huffing to themselves.
N x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
That is sooooooo not true! mad I wouldn't dare scope meself out in a full-length wearing jim-jams?
Next poster is possibly vaguely annoyed, and huffing to themselves.
N x x x ;)

Happens all the time
The next poster is one of many who didnt turn up for a meet/social/munch because their 4th nan died rolleyes lol
Quote by tweeky
The next poster is one of many who didnt turn up for a meet/social/munch because their 4th nan died rolleyes lol

She did die!!! :lol:
The next poster had a wet dream about me last night :twisted:

Wet dreams! I nearly drowned!
The next poster drives a classic car
The next poster only comes when they are on top.
Thats not true :lol2:
The next poster will have enjoyed seeing Mr two-4-more's bum as much I did :giggle:
The next poster will love a good old snog passionkiss
Quote by Dawnie
The next poster will love a good old snog passionkiss

Old, Dawnie's younger than us, but willing to give it a go lol
The next Poster will be online rather than watching Match of the Day
That's true I'm always online lol
The next poster will be a lovely person..
The next poster will have blue eyes chestnut hair and an overhwelming urge to shag me til I can no longer stand.
Quote by Ben_welshminx
The next poster will have blue eyes chestnut hair and an overhwelming urge to shag me til I can no longer stand.

pmsl .... my eyes are brown!!! rolleyes
The next poster is a wanker :rascal:
guilty as charged ;)
the next poster will have to go on my 'to be done' list smile
Quote by welshminx_Ben
the next poster will have to go on my 'to be done' list smile

Minx, does that mean your next poster will be Irish, with funny shaped balls ?
The next poster will be more interested in sex than rugby.
The next poster won't be afraid of a women with a strap on!
Well thats a lie :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
The next poster will offer me sexual favours like I've never heard before :giggle:
;-)
sexual favours from me is not really that exciting... you'd be rather disappointed its me that posted next
the next poster will come and tidy my flat for me lol
Although I'm tempted to come and tidy your flat (not) I'm far too busy beautifying myself ready for tonight lol
The next poster will win the lottery tonight and share their winnings with me!! :bounce:
Bad luck I'm only in a syndicate so wont be millions lol
The next poster has used more than three varieties of fruit or veg as a sex toy
redface
The next poster has sung to a paying audience.
they payed me to stop :karaoke:
the next poster is a knicker pincher
If they have been in the laundry at work for more that 3 days we uumm HAVE to throw them away innocent
The next poster has been arrested.......naked
Look, I was told to put my top back on, I wasn't arrested and it was a very long time ago!
The next person does phone sex regularly :giggle:
Actually she is a yam yam lol mine is a mix of god knows what but if that floats your boat lol...
Next poster will have a PVC nurse outfit
well..i did wear that pink PVC nurses outfit at the derby social a couple of years back !!
Next poster will have very lickable nipples !!!!
that would be me lol
The next person posting is mad as a hatter, and loves marmite
Pulling dead fish out of a fish tank doesn't count as fishing :P
The next poster has 6 pairs of thigh-high boots.
Someone must have knicked 5 pairs!!! .... stop, thief!!!!!
The next poster will be between my thighs in the very near future!! :twisted: (please be hot) lol
Mwhahahahaha! (I'm tepid, will that do?) ;)
The next poster will have been caught singing in the shower...
Only every morning!! lol
The next poster will be as bored of the feckin 6 nations rugby as I am!!! banghead