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Ahh yes a holiday would be nice lol
The next poster will admit to going to Thailand and having sex with a ladyboy
The next poster will make me laugh and relieve my boredom!!
Quote by Funlovers2009
double posted ffs!!

Well, it made me laugh but not sure if it releaved your boredom lol
The next poster will have been shopping today and will have bought cucumber, condoms and lube :lol:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
double posted ffs!!

Well, it made me laugh but not sure if it releaved your boredom lol
The next poster will have been shopping today and will have bought cucumber, condoms and lube :lol:
I was HUNGRY! The cucumber didn't stop that, but it did fill me up!
The next poster will be have a penchant for wearing a Chelsea shirt during sex.
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quick wheres dawnie
if she sees that well
the next poster will be accident prone

Oooops! I guess I was accident prone.
The next poster will tell this noob off for not reading the rules!
No I won't as I haven't read them either. lol
The next poster is a dullard.
Yeh and that there was a shortage of worth while news so they decided to create some dunno
The next poster once shagged someone for a bet.
I cant say I've shagged someone for a bet but I did once shag someone for a lift home redface To be fair though, he was damn fine!!
The next poster once got sooooo drunk, they woke up in soiled clothes!
But they soon got washed and ironed again lol
The next poster won't have postered in the forum before?!
the next poster...would have woken up more than once...looked at who they have ended up in bed with..and thought....WTF !!!
Quote by deancannock
the next poster...would have woken up more than once...looked at who they have ended up in bed with..and thought....WTF !!!

Every morning waking up next to mrs two thinking well that's fantastic...
Next poster will be going to deans camp in Wales - when he eventually posts it lol
Yess about time it was posted, yes we up for camp if both fit enuff carnt wait to ring Wendy lol The next poster will be a young bi /tv .....
Very nice of you to say so....but I'm not young by anyone's standards.....don't mind gettin' the lingerie out tho' if it gets ya goin' lol
The next poster will have a funny taste in their mouth from what they just swallowed!
Mmmmmmmm Peanut butter!! lol
The next poster will make a good suggestion about how best to get rid of this headache!
Just tell the headache that you're going out!
The next poster always wants world peace and goodwill to all at Christmas instead of pressies
vous avez tort, je suis anglais et les femmes lol :lol:
The next poster will have sunbathed naked today!
I certainly did, and yesterday....I've gone a bit pink lol
The next poster will think they have a cute bum.
Hey thats cool, whenever I look I always get "eats toast on the Eiffel tower" or something lol
The next poster has attended more than 25 socials and munchs
Thats me then :lol2:
The next poster has put their thong on back to front, more than once :giggle:
redface surprisedops: :oops:
The next poster has a secret crush on someone unavailable...
Yes but only in the sense that I like the challenge of finding the cheapest possible price, not cus I like shoes :twisted:
The next poster has used a power tool for masturbation lol
My magic wand is pretty powerful!!
The next poster will be having a big sausage for breakfast!! :twisted:
Had 1 the other day does that count lol
The next poster will good with their hands
I have been accused of being adroit and dextrous.
The next poster will collect thimbles.
Ben, you've been accused of many things, just didn't know adroit and dextrous were two of them lol
The next Poster will have have dreams about Nick Clegg and David Cameron
....and you would not believe what perversions they got up to! :twisted:
The next poster will want my msn address for exchange of personal pornography :rascal:
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
The next person will have seen my boobies :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie
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The next person will have seen my boobies :giggle:

Nahhhhhh I aint!
Ooooooooo yeah I have lol :lol:
Your a serial flasher wink
In edit: The next person will also have seen Dawns boobs :lol:
I've not seen her boobies....but might have snogged her smile :lol2: