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tweeky
Sex God
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The next poster will be the dirtiest fucker ever to grace the forums!
Dawnie
Sex God
The next poster will be friged :giggle:
Bambi
Sex God
:sad:
The next poster loves Anal Beads.....
Unknown User
The next poster will have a potato peeler fetish.
st3v3
Sex God
dunno could be true
The next poster will have 3 legs lol
HnS
Sex God
I'm Jake the Peg
diddly diddly diddly dum
with my extra leg
diddly diddly diddly dum
..........
lol
The next poster will have an old profile
Unknown User
the next poster will secretly want to shag with me...but is to shy to say !!!
chiefKaiser
Orgasminator
:thumbup:
the next poster will not have heard of Half Man Half Biscuit
Funlovers2009
Sex God
sounds about right!!
The next poster can fire 50p pieces out of their ass to a distance of 10 meters!!
tweeky
Sex God
Wow, you learn something new about yourself every day lol
The next poster accidentally arrived here by looking for singing clubs in devon
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by tweeky
Wow, you learn something new about yourself every day lol
The next poster accidentally arrived here by looking for singing clubs in devon

It was actually swings in Devon, but close enough wink
The next poster as the most can crack a walnut betweent their thighs ....
domino_2
Sexpert
LoL
The next person to post will have had cock enlargement surgary
st3v3
Sex God
lol
The next poster can suck golf balls up a hosepipe
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by st3v3
lol
The next poster can suck golf balls up a hosepipe

redface
The next poster will have a secret fetish for wearing womens tights over their head.
SinSi
Sex God
Hmf nmmf hmmffrr hmm hf hmmffrr tfnffm hmmmfft
Hang on .... takes tights off head, :gagged: ahh that's better
The next poster will be wanting their tights back
Bambi
Sex God
Will half do lol
The next poster will be able to say that big long Welsh word that ends in gohgohgoh or sumet like that :lol:
Gufuncouple
Orgasminator
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
The next poster will get laid at some point....
Unknown User
Promises, promises.
The next poster is wearing stockings.
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
the next poster is bald

Well, not on my head!! wink
The next poster is concerned that their itchy arse may indeed be a worm infestation.
Unknown User
The next poster will have lost a banana during fruity sex play.
Woohoo
Mod
The next poster wilne understaun a word ah say wink
st3v3
Sex God
Thats a bit of a thread killer, still as I don't have a sister
The next poster has wet dreams about golden showers
Bambi
Sex God
Ok Ok, (no one else was gona post was they lol)
The next poster was once tied to a lampost naked while singing "i'm a wanker"
Bambi
Sex God
Ok, but it was only once! (feckin Maggie Thatcher :twistedsmile
The next poster will have a need to wear Tena lady/man
chiefKaiser
Orgasminator
The nexxt poster has seen me wearing my tena man
HnS
Sex God
Quote by flower411
The next poster voted for Tony Blair !!!!!!!

For party leadership no !!!!!
In 1997 to get rid of the Tories, yes !!
The next Poster will be some one who can't make up their mind, so voted Liberal Democrat in 2010
Dawnie
Sex God
The next poster will post a picture of their bum on the forum.
It as worth a try :giggle:
two_4_more
Orgasminator
Quote by Dawnie
The next poster will post a picture of their bum on the forum.
It as worth a try :giggle:


Just for you dawnie...
Next poster loves themselves a little bit too much... And is probably checking out the mirror as I type lol...