Desert Island necessity

2 May 2008

So there you are stranded :shock: on your very own Island......what are the five most important things you would have with you..?
A good woman/man
a crate of your favourite tipple?
a colouring book and crayons.. confused

a begginers guide to raft making dunno

or maybe The begginers guide to shell collecting lol

2 May 2008

A Ship
A couple of crew
A crate of Spiced Rum
Some Grapes
Someone to feed them to me.
Thats not cheating, is it? dunno

2 May 2008

His, another woman (any offers wink

), a mirror to help light fires, a knife to build things & my phone/ipod you don't have to ever re charge :giggle:

2 May 2008

Quote by winchwench
A Ship
A couple of crew
A crate of Spiced Rum
Some Grapes
Someone to feed them to me.
Thats not cheating, is it?

I'm coming on your island :giggle:

2 May 2008

Quote by hisandhers
A Ship
A couple of crew
A crate of Spiced Rum
Some Grapes
Someone to feed them to me.
Thats not cheating, is it?

I'm coming on your island :giggle:
Did I mention my Crew all come complete with pirate costumes :rascal:

2 May 2008

Quote by winchwench
A Ship
A couple of crew
A crate of Spiced Rum
Some Grapes
Someone to feed them to me.
Thats not cheating, is it?

I'm coming on your island :giggle:
Did I mention my Crew all come complete with pirate costumes :rascal:
bring it on hun, bring it on :grin:

2 May 2008

Quote by winchwench
A Ship
A couple of crew
A crate of Spiced Rum
Some Grapes
Someone to feed them to me.
Thats not cheating, is it?

I'm coming on your island :giggle:
Did I mention my Crew all come complete with pirate costumes :rascal:
And from what I remember your pirate costumes are proper piraty biggrin

2 May 2008

Arrrr, that they be! They be green, too- some of it's being recycled into "saloon girl" lol

Welcome back, MR & MrsFC BTW wink

Oh, and MrFC- don't feed me so much bleedin alcohol at camp this time- got me a reputation, you did!

2 May 2008

Quote by winchwench
Arrrr, that they be! They be green, too- some of it's being recycled into "saloon girl"
Welcome back, MR & MrsFC BTW
Oh, and MrFC- don't feed me so much bleedin alcohol at camp this time- got me a reputation, you did!

Did you need help :shock:
bolt

2 May 2008

Quote by winchwench
Welcome back, MR & MrsFC BTW

:thumbup: I second that wave

2 May 2008

Quote by winchwench
Arrrr, that they be! They be green, too- some of it's being recycled into "saloon girl"
Welcome back, MR & MrsFC BTW
Oh, and MrFC- don't feed me so much bleedin alcohol at camp this time- got me a reputation, you did!

:shock: :shock: ere! smackbottom

I'm not sure they drank that much SPICED RUM....in the west cool

2 May 2008

Quote by hisandhers

Welcome back, MR & MrsFC BTW

:thumbup: I second that wave

Thankyou :cheers:

2 May 2008

I was doing really well- until I spilt my drink- and Mr FC kindly replenished it.
However, even a hardened pirate would find themselves sunk by A PINT of Spiced Rum & coke! confused

I sang, didn't I? redface

2 May 2008

Quote by winchwench
I was doing really well- until I spilt my drink- and Mr FC kindly replenished it.
However, even a hardened pirate would find themselves sunk by A PINT of Spiced Rum & coke!
I sang, didn't I?

errr......yes :giggle: though you were the only one who didn't want to feel my magic fingers rolleyes

I'd take:
a very special guy ( fuck off, I ain't tellin ya who flipa

)
a year's supply of Merlot
a toolkit so he can build us a love nest
mouthwash
and a Do Not Disturb sign :rascal:

2 May 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I was doing really well- until I spilt my drink- and Mr FC kindly replenished it.
However, even a hardened pirate would find themselves sunk by A PINT of Spiced Rum & coke!
I sang, didn't I?

errr......yes :giggle: though you were the only one who didn't want to feel my magic fingers rolleyes

I'd take:
a very special guy ( fuck off, I ain't tellin ya who flipa

)
a year's supply of Merlot
a toolkit so he can build us a love nest
mouthwash
and a Do Not Disturb sign :rascal:
No food? You really are living on Lust, aintcha? Oh, and it was nothing personal- since an incident when I was 16, noone touches my head & lives to tell the tale lol

Erm- it was "do you take it in the ass?" wasn't it?
With you on the merlot- my vin rouge of choice too- especially with some Comte Extra :lickface:

3 May 2008

Quote by winchwench

though you were the only one who didn't want to feel my magic fingers

Oh, and it was nothing personal- since an incident when I was 16, noone touches my head & lives to tell the tale lol

I can do other bits too ya know wink

3 May 2008

3 years supply of vino a mixture of red white and rose would be nice (fussy bugger)
1 bag full of seeds all mixed up (to grow my own food)
solar powered vibrator
a suduko puzzle book with a few pencils
a life boat dunno

3 May 2008

Hmmm.... as I am completely impractical I would like to take the following:
to do the practical 'stuff'
Condoms (sex can be practical-ish... sometimes!)
Alcohol - various
Books - many
A solar powered mp3 player with my entire cd collection on it
Happy days!!! cool

3 May 2008

Angelica just said 'A roll of soft bog paper!!' :shock:
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3 May 2008

Quote by westerross
Angelica just said 'A roll of soft bog paper!!' :shock:
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Angelica is a genius... am adding that to my list!!

3 May 2008

Quote by westerross
Angelica just said 'A roll of soft bog paper!!' :shock:
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I wouldn't expect anything less from our little peach kiss

5 May 2008

A good strong knife
A Firesteel
Rot proof boots
A Bow and a few dozen Arrows
Snrokeling kit.
Ok I fudged it.... biggrin

5 May 2008

Plenty of water
Knife
Fishing line
Books
Wood

5 May 2008

My man
A luxury house with all mod cons a la Richard Bransons island
Some friends
Enough food and water inc alcohol
Is that cheating???!!
Mrs Classy
:giggle:

5 May 2008

Quote by Classysxycpl
My man
A luxury house with all mod cons a la Richard Bransons island
Some friends
Enough food and water inc alcohol
Is that cheating???!!
Mrs Classy
:giggle:

And an abacus to help you count to 5!!!
Mr Classy
bolt

5 May 2008

Quote by Classysxycpl
My man
A luxury house with all mod cons a la Richard Bransons island
Some friends
Enough food and water inc alcohol
Is that cheating???!!
Mrs Classy
:giggle:

And an abacus to help you count to 5!!!
Mr Classy
bolt

Thanks hun
smackbottom

Bad Mr Classy!!!
:giggle:

6 May 2008

A blow up doll with three... yes threerealistic vibrating holes!...
Hey think about it fellas! They don't talk back! :bounce:
...but the down side is, they're rubbish at doing the dishes redface

A lifetimes supply of Sugar Puffs n cold milk! :happy:
My tool belt... to build my lurve shack!
Angelica's genius idea - bogroll... :giggle:
Oh... & a life boat... So I can whip my grubby thongs over to fanny's island for her to wash!!! bolt

6 May 2008

Quote by redpantherman
A blow up doll with three... yes three realistic vibrating holes!...
Hey think about it fellas! They don't talk back! :bounce:

:shock: what kind of women do you usually meet?, I've never had one with a vibrating hole ever!!!..
mutter mutter winge winge...

6 May 2008

I would have to take a spoon and a napkin to my dessert island. It's only right and propper.
lp

6 May 2008

My Wife
My Fishing Tackle
And an ice skate in case one of us has a bad tooth confused