My photo add has gone !!! Why where and how are questions on my lips

But the bigger question is - do I still exist
And of course will my lack of an add be a positive thing (after all how can you get less replies than none ) :shock:
Ah well - back to the drawing board.
Whats your top tips for a good (defined how ever you like - funny, memorable, productive etc) ad. Only ridiculous suggestions anticipated.
Cheers
Steve (aka vbd)