Having been quiet at the firm we have drank tea and eaten biscuits and been exposed to far too much reality and daytime television . So during a discussion after a prolonged and slightly painful session of Trisha followed by Big Brother followed by Springer we got to talking about the utter shit that people talk , when they really have fuck all to say . So We have embarked on compiling a dictionary of Inane and meaningless drivel phrases which are used by airheaded folk when they should really just shrug or stay silent .
Below are a selction we thought up and witnessed daily on the aforementioned programmes.
1) " at the end of the day"
Favourite of the soapy northern tart from Big Brother as well as many others . Truth is most of the people that say it never specify which day they mean and so spend theirlives achieving fuck all , and even if they named the day the end of it just wouldnt be long enough to do all the shit they had relegated there.
2) " hes down to earth"
What the fuck does that mean !? Is this a slight on a persons ability to levitate ? Do they refer to a close friend who works for Nasa and has just got in from work ? No of course they mean -- hes rude , blunt , doesnt use confusing long words and so shallow even I can understand him .
3) " what you see is what you get with me "
I suppose I shouldnt complain too much about this one , it is accurate since I usually see a dodgy looking Chav whos intellect corresponds with his inability to judge the fact hat burberry check doesnt coordinate with horizontal striped polo shirt and track bottoms. Still its very accuracy makes it a waste of breath to say it .
4) " know what I mean ? "
Frankly no , do tell ?
5) " I need some to be there for me "
Where ? At least meet them halfway and name a location FFS!
I could go on , but my bitterness would prevent me from posting such kind descriptions as the above .
Anyway you get the gist of it , all suggestions for the Oxford Dictionary of Nosensims welcome .
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Fine examples
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:x :x :x :x :x at least we're all singing from the same hymn sheet!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: