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redface did u ever reply to an add ,,,,, get there and know that person ,,,,,, think im going to put the loto on tomorow lol ,,,,, all the people on s h and in the north west ,,,,,, it had to be someone i new ,,,,,,, shit lol
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My mate saw his parents dogging once.
we justs chated lol ,,,,,shit saw is perants pmsl ,,,,,, what can u say to that
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redface did u ever reply to an add ,,,,, get there and know that person ,,,,,, think im going to put the loto on tomorow lol ,,,,, all the people on s h and in the north west ,,,,,, it had to be someone i new ,,,,,,, shit lol

Erm, what happened - surely you and the other person knew the same things about each other, so no harm was done was it? Errm, I don't get the connection with the lottery....
Mike.
Sorry - it was a bad joke but people on here are almost used to my humour wink
Are you seeing her again?
one of my friends came home and found her dad on the couch with her mums friend and her mum was in the bedroom with the friends husband and took a wee while to come out, she was mortified and left.
sorry to say i found it quite funny but didnt tell her that.
the conection with the lotto is ,,,, pot look ,,,,,, all the people in the north west and on swinging heavan ,,,,and you arange to meat some one you ened up knowing ,,,, errrr yeah a bit redface ,,,,,, but hay thats life ,,,,,,, it was a guy that i was meating lol ,,,,, im bi sex ,,,,, ,,,, as for catching your dad and mum with her mate ,,,,, i can guess thats bad ,,,,,,, one funny one is my x that i still me from time to time ,,,,,knows more about me than eney one ( still love her big time ) as a new b f lol and found a profile on msn and he as bi on that ,,,,i told her cool we should have a 3 some lol ,,,, after a big slap lol ,,,,,, she said no ,,,,shes not in to that ,,,,, but we still had a good night sat ,,,,,, lol ,,,,, got some good picks of it ,,,,errrrrrr no i dont send them to eney one ,,,
went to a new club once and spotted a couple we recognised :shock: , panicked a bit and didnt know what to do , then we realised it was a couple we shagged in another club 12 months ago , :doh: rolleyes redface
hornyredanddeno,,,,, that cool ..... not done that one yet lol but theres time ,,,, im a member at cupids but not been in for sometime ,,,, just b 4 xmas ,,,, the best one for me was a cpl i met in eur in kent ,,,, j and c thay where from luton ,,,, i used to sleep with c and j used to bring us brecki in in morning or if thay stoped in truck i sleeped with c and jhon sleeped on top bunk ,,,, had to end that one as c started to fall in love wi me ,,,,, errrrrr and think i was faling for her ,,,,,
:shock: just name them why don't you :shock:
Ye Gods, but fucking comma overload - my eyes have just crossed!!!
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hornyredanddeno,,,,, that cool ..... not done that one yet lol but theres time ,,,, im a member at cupids but not been in for sometime ,,,, just b 4 xmas ,,,, the best one for me was a cpl i met in eur in kent ,,,, j and c thay where from luton ,,,, i used to sleep with c and j used to bring us brecki in in morning or if thay stoped in truck i sleeped with c and jhon sleeped on top bunk ,,,, had to end that one as c started to fall in love wi me ,,,,, errrrrr and think i was faling for her ,,,,,

Is English your second language ?
thechairman18
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My mate saw his parents dogging once.

We were out dogging once and saw one of our sons :shock:
He was walking along the beach with his fiancee . . .
I was just about to start shagging a dogger . . . :shock:
Rather killed the moment and we left in rather a hurry redface :?
Tracy-Jayne
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hornyredanddeno,,,,, that cool ..... not done that one yet lol but theres time ,,,, im a member at cupids but not been in for sometime ,,,, just b 4 xmas ,,,, the best one for me was a cpl i met in eur in kent ,,,, j and c thay where from luton ,,,, i used to sleep with c and j used to bring us brecki in in morning or if thay stoped in truck i sleeped with c and jhon sleeped on top bunk ,,,, had to end that one as c started to fall in love wi me ,,,,, errrrrr and think i was faling for her ,,,,,

Is English your second language ?
thechairman18
dont think its that high up on his list of languages
Our 19yr old son uses this pc for and msn, but one night when we were installing my pics we found a pic of a young guy with all his glory to the full ( erection) when we looked closer it was our son :eeek: and it was taken in his bedroom, :shock: we were a bit timid after that in case we ended up chatting to him in the chatroom blink :uhoh:
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went to a new club once and spotted a couple we recognised :shock: , panicked a bit and didnt know what to do , then we realised it was a couple we shagged in another club 12 months ago , :doh: rolleyes redface

rotflmao :rotflmao:
That is the sort of thing I'd do. Personally I blame the aluminium in the pans..... got enough in my head to boil an egg in :shock: surprisedops: . At least you didn't vacate the club in panic, & then remember the next day. biggrin
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hornyredanddeno,,,,, that cool ..... not done that one yet lol but theres time ,,,, im a member at cupids but not been in for sometime ,,,, just b 4 xmas ,,,, the best one for me was a cpl i met in eur in kent ,,,, j and c thay where from luton ,,,, i used to sleep with c and j used to bring us brecki in in morning or if thay stoped in truck i sleeped with c and jhon sleeped on top bunk ,,,, had to end that one as c started to fall in love wi me ,,,,, errrrrr and think i was faling for her ,,,,,

Is English your second language ?
thechairman18
Well said that man. Is that why you have been appointed Chairman confused: wink
ok my english and my spelling is not good as i have said on her befor being dislecsic lol cant spell that ether dose cause a problem when trying to type something in on hear ,,, if you cant under stand what i have put ,,, sorry but tuff ,,,,, if you got the jist of what im saying then thats cool ,,,, it might be hard to read sometimes but thanx to the people that take time to try ,,,, eneyway think most of you did ,,,, some of you that thake the piss out of my english ,,,,, well i dont give a shit ,,,,, i was a embarasing moment for me and him lol but will get over it ,,,,,,, take care dave
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ok my english and my spelling is not good

Sorry I didn't mean to offend, what with you haveing Dyslexia, and also a bad S,,,,T,,,,U,,,,T,,,,T,,,,E,,,,R
thechairman18
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ok my english and my spelling is not good

Sorry I didn't mean to offend, what with you haveing Dyslexia, and also a bad S,,,,T,,,,U,,,,T,,,,T,,,,E,,,,R
thechairman18
i dont think there is any need for that!
having a laugh or offering genuine advice is one thing - but that was just nasty.
ffs mad
Leave people's spelling and grammar alone!
I am sick to the back teeth of coming on here and reading through something then all of a sudden the Grammar Police turn up and start tearing everything to bits. The thread then becomes a competition as to who can spot the most mistakes and rip the piss the most out of the person posting. :x And to make personal comments such as stuttering is way below acceptable.
Not everyone is blessed with fantastic English, written, typing and computer skills as everyone else. To tear the people appart all the time I am finding it all a tad weary now. We all make the odd mistake now and then so in my humble opinion, people in glass houses should NOT throw stones. :x
Rant over.
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ok my english and my spelling is not good

Sorry I didn't mean to offend, what with you haveing Dyslexia, and also a bad S,,,,T,,,,U,,,,T,,,,T,,,,E,,,,R
thechairman18
i dont think there is any need for that!
having a laugh or offering genuine advice is one thing - but that was just nasty.
I agree totally WBB, mocking is way out of order. And the great chairman is not even perfect either - "haveing" indeed. Sorry you've been accosted by this rude man usefuldibdob, you carry right on....
Mike.
thanx for sticking up for me on the spelling thing ,,,, pmsl i dont have a stutter ,,,, and i make up for it in uther ways lol ,,,,, i also have shit loads of degres in my feild of work,,,,, so if eney one as the same problem dont let it put you of doing eneything you want to do ,,,,,, collages can help you in so meany ways ,,,,,, spelling is not a big problem at all ,,,,,, take care dave
Well usefuldibdob I got the gist of what you were saying mate. Think there may be a school bully sort hanging around in here...you know the sort usually got a weakness they feel the need to hide by deflecting attention onto someone else. A local radio host near me always says that you can tell alot about a critic if you note his crticism.
thats cool bonny and clylde lol thanx ,,,, biggrin but like i give a shit ,,,,,, take me how you find me ,,,,, have a read of pm you will laugh your tits off ,,,, take care dave
but like i give a shit ,,,,,, take me how you find me ,,,,
good attitude to have
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thanx red lol ,,,, thats just about says it ,,,,thats me