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lustinlatex
Warming the Bed
hi, can any of you girls wear dildo pants for any length of time ,the most i can manage is about an half an hour before the pleasur turns to the blokes who design them dont make the penis bit a bit smaller and put it in the right place in the crotch,mind you i did have several orgasams while wearing them on the back of my partners motorbike but that wes back in my younger days.
noladreams
Sex God
Hi. I've never tried wearing them but have often looked at them and wondered.
I can imagine the positioning would be a problem.
mrs__bmw
Casanova
Blimey I`ve lead a shelterd life, wtf are dildo pants dunno
Woohoo
Mod
Quote by mrs-bmw
wtf are dildo pants dunno

This maybe a long shot mrs BMW but they might be pants with a dildo in them lol
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Quote by mrs-bmw
Blimey I`ve lead a shelterd life, wtf are dildo pants dunno

New to me too mrs bmw... never heard of them until now confused
Sounds like a super hero in sex world....
"Daring Captain Dildo Pants to the rescue...." :rascal:
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by mrs-bmw
Blimey I`ve lead a shelterd life, wtf are dildo pants dunno
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Quote by lustinlatex
hi, can any of you girls wear dildo pants for any length of time ,the most i can manage is about an half an hour before the pleasur turns to the blokes who design them dont make the penis bit a bit smaller and put it in the right place in the crotch,mind you i did have several orgasams while wearing them on the back of my partners motorbike but that wes back in my younger days.

Forgive me, but do you know it was blokes who designed them? Women work in all industries these days.
Plim
lustinlatex
Warming the Bed
if women had designed them they would be comfortable to wear and fit properly.
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Maybe the bloke who designed them has an anal fetish and you just have them on backwards? :mrgreen:
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Quote by lustinlatex
if women had designed them they would be comfortable to wear and fit properly.

Yes but women are too busy baking, cleaning and ensuring that they look pretty for their husband when he comes in from work than to have time to design these things.... surely? lol
wink
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
if women had designed them they would be comfortable to wear and fit properly.

Yes but women are too busy baking, cleaning and ensuring that they look pretty for their husband when he comes in from work than to have time to design these things.... surely? lol
wink
What an antiquated, senseless and pointless view, I really don't know what goes through your mind when you talk like this, you should be ashamed of yourself.
It's obvious that women are too busy watching Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women and wandering round FaceSpace and playing online bingo.
rolleyes
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Quote by essex34m
What an antiquated, senseless and pointless view, I really don't know what goes through your mind when you talk like this, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Not really, I mean, I have their husbands here during the day more often than not so I feel like I'm helping out in a roundabout kinda way :twisted:
lol
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maybe people are wearing them inside out, and they are really 'strapon pants'
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Quote by Thebonediggers
maybe people are wearing them inside out, and they are really 'strapon pants'

rotflmao
How cool x
Unknown User
LOL BD I like your thinking.
bouncy332
Sex God
Quote by woohoo
wtf are dildo pants dunno

This maybe a long shot mrs BMW but they might be pants with a dildo in them lol
sorry but thats got me proper giggling :giggle:
lustinlatex
Warming the Bed
hi all ,check out my photos as i have just uploaded a pic of my slave lubricating my dildo pants before insertion(or is he licking it after withdrawal)
tweeky
Sex God
Quote by lustinlatex
hi all ,check out my photos as i have just uploaded a pic of my slave lubricating my dildo pants before insertion(or is he licking it after withdrawal)

Took a look! Your pictures look familiar but I cant for the life of me think of what it is they remind me of
mrs__bmw
Casanova
Quote by woohoo
wtf are dildo pants dunno

This maybe a long shot mrs BMW but they might be pants with a dildo in them lol
Blimey Woohoo I guessed as much,I just meant I`d never heard of such a thing or even seen a pair of dildo pants, they don`t sell them in M&S you know :dunno:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by Thebonediggers
maybe people are wearing them inside out, and they are really 'strapon pants'

They are actually available with internal and external dildos... not that I'd know anything about that. No... no research done on any form of latex at all. None whatsoever!
innocent
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...nope.
lp
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Quote by lustinlatex
hi, can any of you girls wear dildo pants for any length of time ,the most i can manage is about an half an hour before the pleasur turns to the blokes who design them dont make the penis bit a bit smaller and put it in the right place in the crotch,mind you i did have several orgasams while wearing them on the back of my partners motorbike but that wes back in my younger days.

If I'm not extremely turned on, I can't even get the damn thing in me, however........I rememmber one evening (or rather I don't) when not only did it fall into me, but i had was plugged at the rear too....for quite a while apparently and through lots of bending, twisting and all sorts. Just shows to go ya don't it wink
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by tabbi
hi, can any of you girls wear dildo pants for any length of time ,the most i can manage is about an half an hour before the pleasur turns to the blokes who design them dont make the penis bit a bit smaller and put it in the right place in the crotch,mind you i did have several orgasams while wearing them on the back of my partners motorbike but that wes back in my younger days.

If I'm not extremely turned on, I can't even get the damn thing in me, however........I rememmber one evening (or rather I don't) when not only did it fall into me, but i had was plugged at the rear too....for quite a while apparently and through lots of bending, twisting and all sorts. Just shows to go ya don't it wink
:twisted:
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Do they do a similar thing but as a full face mask with a dildo on the inside of where the mouth should be?
I can think of a few people here who'd look great in them. And if nothing else, it would shut them the f**k up for a bit.
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Quote by BIoke
Do they do a similar thing but as a full face mask with a dildo on the inside of where the mouth should be?
I can think of a few people here who'd look great in them. And if nothing else, it would shut them the f**k up for a bit.

yup!
on the outside too... so as a gob-stopping cock-in-mouth, plus facial dildo.
so whilst they are suitably quietened, they can make themselves useful simultaneously.
lp
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Thank you kind sir... where would I get said item? lol
Unknown User
Quote by BIoke
Thank you kind sir... where would I get said item? lol

I believe there are (ahem) "specialist retailers", so I understand.
lp
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
Thank you kind sir... where would I get said item? lol


HTH :mrgreen: