Dildo's GFZ

11 Jul 2005

It occurs to me, that with Horny Red away, Dino will need a little corner he can go and relax and do all things he would do if the beloved HornyRed were around.
So, here it is, the Dildo GFZ.
Club rules
1) Masturbation is not permitted
2) Only the appropriate uniform is to be worn.
3) Uniforms may be changed without notice by female SH members.
4) House hold tasks must be completed, and noted as such, by the alloted time each day.
5) Daily Big-Brother style diaries are required from Dildo.
6) All female SH members are expected to provide detailed daily instructions to Dildo.
7) All instructions from female members must be obeyed immediatly upon issue (unless that instruction contravenes rule 1)
8) Yew trees are sacred and must not be defiled in order to provide gatuitous incentives.
9) Rules are subject to change by any female member of SH without prior notification or consultation.
Official Opening Times
The Dildo GFZ will be open from 0800 Monday until Horny Red returns and lets him out to munch.
lhk
Kat

11 Jul 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Talk bout hen-pecked.....
:scared: :scared: :scared:
Just RUN as fast as you can....
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
**Opens back door to his house** Come in... got loads of PC's to play with and plenty of food and drink... you can hide out here....
**Leaves a safe house avail to dino**
:happy: :evil2: :giggle: :happy: :evil2: :giggle:

11 Jul 2005

I'm with Cisco on this.... come on Dino..... round to Cisco's for beer, poker school and porn on the TV..... sod all this Big Brother bollox....us lads gotta stick together...... hehehe

11 Jul 2005

*sneaks in with a six pack and a bag of old, greasy, cold chips*
Best I could do at short notice, mate.

11 Jul 2005

Quote by KitKat
1) Masturbation is not permitted

:eeek:
what kind of club is this? :shock: :shock: :shock:

11 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1

1) Masturbation is not permitted

:eeek:
what kind of club is this? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Obviously not Dino's beloved Man City - that's full of wankers!! confused

:? :?

11 Jul 2005

PMSL!!!!!@Sgt!!!

11 Jul 2005

"*Blue wanders into the GFZ wearing nothing but thigh high PVC boots and a 10 inch strap on..**
Dildo.....? Did someone say Dildo.................???
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dino.......?
Dino......?
Oh, where are you Dino.....????
Dino..... Dino.......?
Did anyone see Dino?????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

11 Jul 2005

Sounds like Fred Flintstone!!

11 Jul 2005

WTF! ! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ive had a horrid day today,,Got up, dressed lil un, took her to school and took H`red to the airport :cry: . Went to work, painted three cielings(4 coats each) and papered two rooms + glossed woodwork biggrin

Went to pick lil un up from school, clutch cable broke on the way mad

Rang father in law to get lil un and i made my way home on bus :x . Got transport to empty my car of all my tools, picked lil un up from father in laws, cooked tea, did lil uns homework confused

, ironed uniform for school tomorrow,hoovered hall stairs n landing, done the pots, fed the dog and im still trying to find someone who can tow my van back home dunno

.Ive poored myself a large dandelion and burdock with ice, settled down infront of the puter and i find this! ! :shock:
:D Any chance of an ammendment to rule one :small-print: ? redface

:D ive had a crap day, Please :P
and i do like rule number eight :thumbup:
thanks rainbows, your nick you call me is starting to stick :? :?
Dino (Dildo) rolleyes

11 Jul 2005

Quote by Dino.
Ive had a horrid day today,,Got up, dressed lil un, took her to school and took H`red to the airport :cry: . Went to work, painted three cielings(4 coats each) and papered two rooms + glossed woodwork Went to pick lil un up from school, clutch cable broke on the way Rang father in law to get lil un and i made my way home on bus :x . Got transport to empty my car of all my tools, picked lil un up from father in laws, cooked tea, did lil uns homework , ironed uniform for school tomorrow,hoovered hall stairs n landing, done the pots, fed the dog and im still trying to find someone who can tow my van back home

So, I suppose you're saying that tonight's shag's off then?
Oh bother! evil

**Blue flounces out of the GFZ wondering whoever invented sex anyway**
wink

:wink: :wink:

11 Jul 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Ive had a horrid day today,,Got up, dressed lil un, took her to school and took H`red to the airport :cry: . Went to work, painted three cielings(4 coats each) and papered two rooms + glossed woodwork Went to pick lil un up from school, clutch cable broke on the way Rang father in law to get lil un and i made my way home on bus :x . Got transport to empty my car of all my tools, picked lil un up from father in laws, cooked tea, did lil uns homework , ironed uniform for school tomorrow,hoovered hall stairs n landing, done the pots, fed the dog and im still trying to find someone who can tow my van back home

So, I suppose you're saying that tonight's shag's off then?
Oh bother! evil

**Blue flounces out of the GFZ wondering whoever invented sex anyway**
wink

:wink: :wink: noooo, i never said that,,, blue,, come back , come back sad

11 Jul 2005

Quote by Dino.
noooo, i never said that,,, blue,, come back , come back

Too late, I've already flounced :grin:

11 Jul 2005

Quote by bluexxx
noooo, i never said that,,, blue,, come back , come back

Too late, I've already flounced :grin: Bugger confused

its probably against the bloody rules anyway rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

11 Jul 2005

offers blue his house since dildo doesnt seem to want to visit...

11 Jul 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k
offers blue his house since dildo doesnt seem to want to visit...

Id love to mate n thanks, but with all these rules n regs and H`reds spies everywhere, ive got no chance confused

:? :?

11 Jul 2005

Any chance of an ammendment to rule one, ive had a crap day, Please

Rule 10) Requests for rule changes should be submitted in triplicate to the rule change commitee.
lhk

11 Jul 2005

Quote by KitKat
Any chance of an ammendment to rule one, ive had a crap day, Please

Rule 10) Requests for rule changes should be submitted in triplicate to the rule change commitee.
lhk :shock: :shock: :shock: another bloomin rule confused

and who`s the rule change commitee dunno

(as if i didnt know who`s behind this wink

)

11 Jul 2005

Rules commitee well, dunno

at the moment it would be... anyone logged on!
lhk
Kat

12 Jul 2005

Quote by Dino.
offers blue his house since dildo doesnt seem to want to visit...

Id love to mate n thanks, but with all these rules n regs and H`reds spies everywhere, ive got no chance confused

:? :?
** tosses a blow up dino doll into the cage**
Come on m8 run for it

12 Jul 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k
offers blue his house since dildo doesnt seem to want to visit...

Id love to mate n thanks, but with all these rules n regs and H`reds spies everywhere, ive got no chance confused

:? :?
** tosses a blow up dino doll into the cage**
Come on m8 run for it sad

:( :( I got about 100 yards and this big bouncy white ball thing got me :shock: :shock: , you know the thing that used to get Patrick Mc`cgoochkhoowun dunno

in the prisoner :? :? :?

12 Jul 2005

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:13 pm Post subject:
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CiscoCat6k wrote:
Dino. wrote:
CiscoCat6k wrote:
offers blue his house since dildo doesnt seem to want to visit...
Id love to mate n thanks, but with all these rules n regs and H`reds spies everywhere, ive got no chance
** tosses a blow up dino doll into the cage**
Come on m8 run for it
I got about 100 yards and this big bouncy white ball thing got me , you know the thing that used to get Patrick Mc`cgoochkhoowun in the prisoner

:shock: I... I thought they were extinct! The world is in mortal danger!