Dilemma update

17 Feb 2004

To those still bothered to care.
So, I had 'the' meeting with this guy this afternoon.... and I really wished he had have lunged at my naughty bits! rolleyes

Instead it seems I have had a totally unintended effect on him and he has been struck down big time with the :inlove: kiss

:smitten: thing.
:crazy: :doh: :uhoh:
worship

Why me, oh Lord? :cry:
Hxx

17 Feb 2004

So Heather...
another meeting to extract more info?
job wise..... or maybe just another meet? c'est la vie!!!
Gman

17 Feb 2004

Why me, oh Lord?

Cos you are you H. kiss

17 Feb 2004

There's only one thing you can do now. Dye your hair, change your name, and move to Newcastle. Please? wink

17 Feb 2004

There's only one thing you can do now. Dye your hair, change your name, and move to Newcastle. Please?

What's wrong with my hair? rotflmao

18 Feb 2004

There's nothing wrong with your hair (I quite like it). It's just a more effective disguise if you look different. Would you prefer a fake beard?

18 Feb 2004

Quote by Djohn dug deeper and
Would you prefer a fake beard?

What's wrong with her face?
lhk

18 Feb 2004

Someone give me a shovel. I'll be able to dig this hole a lot quicker with it.
No, there's nothing wrong with her face either.
I have a bit of a problem here. Heather can't go unrecognised without changing some part of her appearance. But how can you change perfection without diminishing it?

18 Feb 2004

Quote by DJohn
But how can you change perfection without diminishing it?

I think you just found yourself a ladder to get out of the hole you dug ! I thought you were digging back to Aus for a minute lol

Carpathian

18 Feb 2004

Quote by DJohn
Someone give me a shovel. I'll be able to dig this hole a lot quicker with it.
No, there's nothing wrong with her face either.
I have a bit of a problem here. Heather can't go unrecognised without changing some part of her appearance. But how can you change perfection without diminishing it?

CREEP!!! And you can't even go in the defence on my behalf in the other thread! I'm getting attacked by a mad englishman and you just sit on the fence - hope the fence is halfway up your arse by now. mad

AND stuck there. No, I haven't got a pair of tweezers and no, I don't care if you have splinters on your bottom!!
lol

:lol:

18 Feb 2004

Quote by Djohn clung desperately to the edge of the hole then
But how can you change perfection without diminishing it?

So are you suggesting that H is incapable of achieving self improvement and it is all down hill from here then?
lhk
Kat

18 Feb 2004

Quote by KitKat
But how can you change perfection without diminishing it?

So are you suggesting that H is incapable of achieving self improvement and it is all down hill from here then?
lhk
Kat
Can you try that in English please Kate...you been taking lessons from swingingpete????
lol

:lol:

18 Feb 2004

Enough!
That's right, Kat. She needs a wig, a shave, and a complete new set of toenails. It's all downhill, except when she's stuck in a rut and unable to change.
I'm going back to Australia. Scotland will have to fend for itself.
(Heather, if you're reading, I think you're gorgeous)

18 Feb 2004

for Djohn... I've never stood by and watched the ground open beneath someone so readily... and quickly! rotflmao

But a fine bit of recovery. If I would you, I'd expect a call from Mr Blair's office first thing. wink

In the meantime... I should be most grateful of any offers of refuge in attics, bunkers or priest holes.... This railway bloke is smitten and I'm peddling up stream away from him as fast as I can get. redface

If anyone asks... you ain't seen me, roight? :wink:
Hxx

18 Feb 2004

Heather ,
I have bunkers aplenty ( from other threads) but suspect that they being in Manchester may just be too far.... although close enough to the west coast line...
get yourself to Piccadilly and catch the tram to the end of the line!!!
Gman
at least one bunker spare...
but keeping the other just in case!

19 Feb 2004

Quote by Jags
Can you try that in English please Kate...you been taking lessons from swingingpete????

Please miss, is it ok now miss, please don't spank me again.

Quote by Heather
But a fine bit of recovery.

Actually, I was really impressed! I thought the bit about perfection was a stroke of genius! DJohn, you have an A+ and a little smily face!

Quote by gman
but suspect that they being in Manchester may just be too far....

I think Manchester may be an ideal staging post to a galaxy far far away.
lhk
Kat

please don't spank me again.

:shock: Did I say that? I must be pissed! :shock:

19 Feb 2004

Back to the dilemma.
If he's in love, anything you say or do will just reinforce how wonderful (and dare I say it, perfect) you are.
If he just wants a shag, nothing you say or do will make the slightest difference.
So my advice is, in the immortal words of Monty Python, "Run away! Run away!". Or lie back, close your eyes, and think of Scotland.

24 Feb 2004

Oh well, be flattered Heather ;-)
an dmove on to the next one :-)