Dionne Warwicks cosmic peephole

29 Apr 2007

"The Cosmic Peephole has the power to reveal the private, hush-hush life of anybody in the world. Type a name into the field and gaze into anyone's very soul... if you dare!"
go on I dare you, give it a go and lets all see yours or your friends dark secrets lol

this is what it says about us
"us2_uk keeps two smoothly shaved ferrets as pets - and revels in the luxurious feel of their soft, chicken skin-like naked hides"
not going to say how true that is biggrin

29 Apr 2007

Before going to work, londonplaything self-flagellates with a leather belt soaked in malt liquor.
blimey!
lp

29 Apr 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
Before going to work, londonplaything self-flagellates with a leather belt soaked in malt liquor.
blimey!
lp

You're being watched !!!!! :shock:

29 Apr 2007

Dlep used to be full of hope, love, and dreams. But recently, Dlep has been overcome by a black depression, which may or may not have a murderous mind of its own.
:shock:
I'm getting the fluck outta here!
lol

29 Apr 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Before going to work, londonplaything self-flagellates with a leather belt soaked in malt liquor.
blimey!
lp

You're being watched !!!!! :shock:
it is rather disturbing Sassy... although whomever is watching must polish thier long-lens.... a detial is inconsistant.
No longer being a drinker, or user of alcohol in any way... it isnt malt liquor I'm using, but three day matured urine taken from a nieghbour, however, they could be excused, as I am maturing the fluid in an old JD bottle, kept as a souvenir of my childhood
lp

29 Apr 2007

i just spat brandy over my computer lol

"lovejoy68 secretly stole your credit card number and charged $5000 worth of online ostrich porn to your account."

:rotflmao:

29 Apr 2007

Lost - is aroused by bawdy tales of adventure rendered by chubby, English rapscallions. :!: :!: confused

: :?: :?: :!: :!:

29 Apr 2007

tweeky's left buttock is hypersensitive, and if tickled, will break down into tears.
I have the squits?

30 Apr 2007

"Dawnie thinks people who wear yellow on Tuesdays are totally into golden showers."

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 Apr 2007

"Kiss is imagining your mother squeezed into a skin-tight leather body suit."
How the feck did it know that? :shock:
In Edit: I just had to enter Mrs Kiss for my better half!
"Mrs Kiss inflicts grievous genital harm on a Sally Jesse Raphael voodoo doll."

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 Apr 2007

warmer has a vast personal collection of bodily fluids in test tubes - and is adding a ladle of fresh mucous to it right now.

30 Apr 2007

Quote by tweeky
tweeky's left buttock is hypersensitive, and if tickled, will break down into tears.
I have the squits?

Ok ok, this is freaky tweeky, I had exactly the same, are we related ?
:shock:

30 Apr 2007

After a hard day at the office, Pete_sw enjoys a nice, invigorating frozen margarita enema ............ :shock:

30 Apr 2007

hmm, Den here, dont know if i like this game. I just typed in MAZ.....
and quote "your entire physical appearance and personality disgusts maz"
Which is worrying because im pretty sure its acccurate, as when i type in Den i get " den is thinking,if they can put a man on the moon why cant they build me a robotic slave girl"

30 Apr 2007

"Sassy loves you, like a drunk bum with a bladder infection loves his "personal relief" jar. "
I think I've found my new sig! rotflmao

30 Apr 2007

mine was borin !! razor_wire dreams of making a cool 50 G´s on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."

30 Apr 2007

Ok, so I just kept going until I got something interesting dunno

"winchwench is a secret hardcore alcoholic, and at this very moment is fantasizing about going down on a bottle of Blue Nun." :shock:

30 Apr 2007

louise is chewing on a ragged and bloody hangnail.
What does that mean :shock:
My other name:
**** loves the sticky, goose-pimpled feeling of wet buttocks-on-vinyl :giggle:
In Edit:anyone got any old Lp's lol

Louise xx

30 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
Ok, so I just kept going until I got something interesting
"winchwench is a secret hardcore alcoholic, and at this very moment is fantasizing about going down on a bottle of Blue Nun." :shock:

Sooooo... I guess that will make a change from the standard Lucozade bottle then? :giggle:
bolt

30 Apr 2007

Quote by redpantherman
Ok, so I just kept going until I got something interesting
"winchwench is a secret hardcore alcoholic, and at this very moment is fantasizing about going down on a bottle of Blue Nun." :shock:

Sooooo... I guess that will make a change from the standard Lucozade bottle then? :giggle:
bolt

I offered her a Pint of Tizer in the GFZ.....so you could be right! lol

:bolt:

30 Apr 2007

:giggle: As soon as I saw this I knew I had to slightly edit it... to tell the truth!
redpantherman secretly stole your credit card number and charged $5000 worth of online ostrich porn to Sassy-Seren's account. rotflmao

30 Apr 2007

"niceandgentle secretly believes that Madonna is a gifted actress"
:shock:

30 Apr 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
...My other name:
**** loves the sticky, goose-pimpled feeling of wet buttocks-on-vinyl :giggle:
In Edit:anyone got any old Lp's
Louise xx

yeah baby... on the floor to the left as soon as you walk in! :twisted:
I'm surprised you didn't trip over them!
I was hoping to administer some first aid! hump

:giggle:

30 Apr 2007

Quote by redpantherman
...My other name:
**** loves the sticky, goose-pimpled feeling of wet buttocks-on-vinyl :giggle:
In Edit:anyone got any old Lp's
Louise xx

yeah baby... on the floor to the left as soon as you walk in! :twisted:
I'm surprised you didn't trip over them!
I was hoping to administer some first aid! hump

:giggle:
What! I needed that when I left not when I arrived wink

After seeing the state of that garden rolleyes

louise xx

30 Apr 2007

Quote by niceandgentle
"niceandgentle secretly believes that Madonna is a gifted actress"
:shock:

OooKaay... Can we have a cup-o sweet tea for nice...
Nice are you sure your on the correct site mate? :giggle:

30 Apr 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
[...I needed that when I left not when I arrived...
After seeing the state of that garden
louise xx

:doh: I knew I had to trim a bush or two!

30 Apr 2007

Quote by redpantherman

:gagged:

30 Apr 2007

Quote by redpantherman
"niceandgentle secretly believes that Madonna is a gifted actress"
:shock:

OooKaay... Can we have a cup-o sweet tea for nice...
Nice are you sure your on the correct site mate? :giggle:
Look redpantherman it's Dionne what said it not is a very wise woman is Dionne, there are those that say that her wisdom is as great as Madonna's acting ablity! :mrgreen:

30 Apr 2007

Quote by redpantherman
...My other name:
**** loves the sticky, goose-pimpled feeling of wet buttocks-on-vinyl :giggle:
In Edit:anyone got any old Lp's
Louise xx

yeah baby... on the floor to the left as soon as you walk in! :twisted:
I'm surprised you didn't trip over them!
I was hoping to administer some first aid! hump

:giggle:
Thats better than when I got there. I seem to remember the presumptuous git had a bed in the hallway! rolleyes

30 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
...
Thats better than when I got there. I seem to remember the presumptuous git had a bed in the hallway!

:notes: Note to self...
these wimin are far more intelimugent than they look...
Just Bash the feckers on the bonce next time!